It was cold, dark night. A crab boat is carrying a car, out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The car was a lime green Buick Regal with brown eyes and tons of stickers.

"Well we're here, right where you paid me to bring you. Question is why?" Wondered the boat.

"Its none of your business." Replied the car annoyed.

The boat stops when he sees a large combat ship.

"What are you doing out here?" asked the combat ship.

"What does it look like, Genius? I'm a crab boat! I'm crabbin'!" replied the boat annoyed.

"Well turn around… and go back you came from," demanded the combat ship.

"Sheesh, why do I always have to go back because of you guy?" the boat asks himself as he turns around.

"Wait… who is the green car on you?" wondered the combat ship.

"Look, I just want to see some Europeans guys to tell them what I know." yelled the car.

The ship looks at him intimidatingly, pulls out a magnet, and puts the car on him. "Ok… but you better make this good," demanded the ship "Otherwise…

He points at the crab boat with his laser. Launched a missile. BOOM! As thousands of pieces that were once a crab boat, fall around them.

"You'll end up like that."

The car gulps as he realizes what he's getting into.

As the ship heads forward to their location, the car paces left and right nervously thinking on what to say.

"Ok Chick, just stay calm. But be tough." He tells himself. "But what if they smell fear?" He stops hyperventilating when he sees dimly lit oilrigs. They stop by one of oil platforms. Where Chick feels a slight vibration on the ship. He goes to the edge of the to see what caused it, only to realize they're not on the water anymore.

Chick and the ship are finally pulled to the level of the oil platform. The ship pulls down his door to have Chick get off. As Chick leaves the ship, he slowly drives on the oil platform, observing the hundreds of lemons working on it. Gremlins, Pacers, Trunkovs and Yugos all giving mean and suspicious glances at him. Chick stops driving, when he sees 4 lemons guarding a door.

"Name?" asked a Gremlin coldly.

"Uhh… Chick Hicks" answered Chick nervously. "Umm… I'm here to talk to Professor Zundapp and Sir Miles Axlerod."

"About?" asked a Pacer

"Information on Lightning McQueen and his tow truck friend, Mater" answered Chick impatiently. As soon as he said that, the Yugo went into the room they're guarding. A few minutes later, the Yugo came back out.

"The bosses will see you shortly," says the Yugo.

After 30 minutes of waiting, a Range Rover and a Zundapp Janus finally come out. The Zundapp looks at Chick bored.

"You better have a good reason for bothering us" he said annoyed.

"I do," replied Chick. "Ok, well… I know McQueen and his friends because I've been racing against him for five years now." He starts getting angry. "I've pushed and sideswiped cars in races. I paid delinquents to steal his equipment. I even opened my own racing academy so that his will close down," he ranted angrily.

"Well… you certainly have the potential as being a minion for us," said the Rover Range.

"Look, I'll get straight to the point. McQueen has a girlfriend. I need to win that Piston Cup. PLEASE KIDNAP HER," He sighs and gets out a picture of a light blue Porsche from his hubcap. He shows the picture to them.

"Why haven't you done this before?" asked the Rover Ranger.

"I have, several times, Axlerod," answered Chick. "She just always escaped, before McQueen would even attempt to lose the race on purpose."

"Did you have anyone to guard her?" asked Axlerod.

"Yes, four delinquent road hazard, four New Yorkers, and a few of my students from the academy," replied Chick. Axlerod stares at Chick in disbelief. "I regret saying that you had potential," said Axlerod annoyed.

"Look, as much you hate McQueen, kidnapping his girlfriend is kind of below our standards as criminals. Not to mention if anyone found out about her whereabouts it would lead us to a one-way ticket to…" as Axlerod explains.

"We'll do it!" the Zundapp agrees.

"What?" Axlerod asked in confusion. "Professor Z, what are you doing. I thought you said doing that was below our reputation?"

"It is. But this girl in the photo seems strangely familiar," explained Professor Z.

Author's note: Ok guys this is my first fanfiction, so review if you want. I wrote fanfiction for all those Sally and McQueen shippers, who were angry at Cars 2. It not look like one now, but as I go and make more chapters, you'll see. Oh, MissCarrera you're my inspiration for doing this, because you're an awesome writer for Sally and McQueen shippers and fanfiction readers. Also MightyANT if you're reading, KEEP WRITING THE BACK-UP PLAN, because I've waiting someone write that idea, and the wait is driving me nuts.