Wonder Woman was doing what was quickly becoming a major pastime, staring at Batman from across the room. "You've got it bad don't you?" A voice shocked her out of her 'admiration', she glanced over to see Shayera smirking at her. Before Wonder Woman could actually reply Hawkwoman spoke again, "Don't bother denying it, literally everyone knows."

Wonder Woman looked at her friend and deflated slightly, "Am I really that obvious?"

All she received in response was a laugh and an incredulous look, that told her that she was indeed 'that obvious'.

Wonder Woman groaned and forced herself not to bury her head in her hands and just yell in frustration. "Fine," Wonder Woman was more than slightly offended, "What would you do to get him to go on a date? I mean I can't ask him out directly he's Batman."

"What about me?" A rumbling voice asked from behind the two women who hadn't noticed him move from his original position while they spoke. "Is it related to why you were looking at me?"

"Diana was just telling me about your cape," Hawkwoman was able to think on her feet which was more than Wonder Woman could say, she froze which was completely out of character.

"Really?" Batman's voice stayed nearly monotone, but Wonder Woman could tell he didn't bother hiding the tone of disbelief that crept in.

"Yeah I was wondering how I would look with one," Wonder Woman scrambled to get things under control.

"I can assure you that a good deal of the population would be less than pleased that you're hiding your body with a cape," Batman said it in a slightly joking tone, one that he rarely brought out.

Wonder Woman knew she could have been coy and asked if he'd like to see her body or something equally flirty, but instead she was flustered and blurted out, "Well we never get to see your great ass while you're wearing your cape."

Unlike Batman's low tone she practically yelled in her panic, which drew the attention of most of the people around them. She was horrified and could see Hawk Woman as well as most of the people in the cafeteria staring at her like she was insane. Batman simply raised an eyebrow, but Wonder Woman was saved when Flash yelled, "Yeah, take it off!" Which led to cheering and hollering from other league members in the room taking the focus off Wonder Woman.

"You're all idiots," Batman growled, quickly silencing the entire room without having to raise his voice, but before anyone could get worried or run he added, "Still I don't feel like hearing about this all day, so take the cape." He proceeded to take the it off and throw it over Flash who grinned and pulled it on in a blur.

After all the talk about Batman's body everyone was staring at him, but Batman didn't even flinch under all the eyes on him as he slowly walked to get food. Wonder Woman cursed under her breath, his butt was amazing and now everybody knew it. She couldn't approach him, first because she already looked like a psychopath and second because Flash was following him around thanking him profusely for the cape.

By the time he had seated himself down and started eating his absurdly healthy diet a group had seated themselves with him despite his grumbling. Now that they were officially alone she turned to Hawkwoman and again asked, "Shayera, what am I supposed to do?"

"He'll be a tough nut to crack, I'd get some advice from people in the league or people he knows, it's worth a shot," Hawkwoman patted her shoulder, "good luck, you'd make a cute couple, scary for sure, but still cute."

"Don't you have any advice?" Wonder Woman was desperate to confront these feelings she had developed for Batman.

"I don't know John and I just fought before we got together, I work more to keep our relationship from falling apart," Hawkwoman shrugged allowing Wonder Woman to leave the cafeteria in deep thought.

She didn't see Batman until he walked past the room she had been in, walking with Superman, "So I noticed you aren't wearing your cape, any particular reason?" Wonder Woman could hear the smile in Superman's voice.

"Shut up, Clark," Batman growled back, "You're only asking because Flash has been running around with it claiming I gave it to him, you didn't just notice I wasn't wearing my cape." Diana peeked her head out trying to inconspicuously look at the men.

"Alright yes, I did have a quick talk with the Flash or rather he talked to me and ran off before I got a word in," Clark smiled fondly at the other founder's antics.

"I'll be taking that cape back tonight," Batman didn't allow himself to smile, but Wonder Woman knew he had a small soft spot for the Flash as the younger hero had grown up around him.

"He didn't really explain how he got it, care to tell me?" Superman looked at his still scowling friend.

"I was being hassled about taking my cape off and since I was already tired after some work in Gotham I gave it to them to get them to leave me alone. Of course it didn't work because everyone has spent the day staring at my butt," Batman's scowl deepened further and Wonder Woman retreated back into the room thankful that neither man had seen her.

"Well you are in good shape," Clark joked.

"Don't start," Batman's voice seemed to deepen further which was a warning.

"Sorry, sorry," Clark apologized quickly. "Why did anyone bother you, don't they know better by now?"

"I was talking to Diana and she yelled something about wanting to see my, 'sweet ass', I think was the quote. So when Flash heard he started yelling for me to take it off and everyone else joined in," Wonder Woman felt slightly bad that she'd put Batman through trouble, just because she was freaking out. She also resisted the urge to correct his misquote, but it wasn't like what she said was much better.

"I won't even try to imagine how that conversation started, but seriously Diana is-"

"She's watching us, so I'd be careful what you say," he spoke loudly and Wonder Woman flinched at being noticed. However rather than stop Batman swept by the door she was standing behind without hesitation. She did get a chance to stare at him from behind for a moment so that was nice despite the circumstances.

Once she was sure they were finally out of earshot she decided it was safe to leave and start her quest at figuring out how to seduce the Bat.

A/N

I got this idea from my 'Public Service Announcements of Justice' story. It's an explanation on how Wonder Woman thinks of all of her terrible methods of 'seduction'. Anyway the idea came to me somewhat randomly, but I hope you enjoy it. Also I am well aware that people are going to be way out of character, mainly Wonder Woman so don't be surprised or upset.

Thanks for reading, let me know what you thought.