one day sakuya was wlaking in dark forest. ti was ver y verty dark. sakuya said "wow its dark" and then she got lost in it,. suddenly a tall beefy blonde vampire brit is standing beside a tree, watching the grill. he licks his pasty 122 year old lips and approaches the girl. "who the fuck are you" said sakuya. she held her pocketwatch behind her back, ready to stop time if needed. shhe thought in her head 'wow this stud is hansome.' The pasty vampire got closer to her and loomed over her, he spoke with his velvit british voice and said, "don't be afrud, lets be friends." sakuya said "but i just met you in this very dark dark forest like 6 seconds ago and you are towering over me." she noticed his fangs and thought, 'oh, he's just like my old boss remilia. man she was such a bicth!' dio smirks ans takes a step clser to the grill, standing meerly inches away from her tiny form. he laghs and replies, "are you afrud? do nt be afrda, i can give yu anyhthing u desire. what is it that u desire?" sakuya was creeped out by the creepy muscly blond guy but wen he siad he can giv her anyhthing, she got curous. "can u kill my old boss Remilia shre was a bitch and forced me to work for her as a haed maid and trated me unfairly and she didtn even pay me." the british pastry vampire