"Cosmo and Wanda! I've got your new assignment waiting!" The Austrian accented voice of Jorgen Van Strangle called the two Fairy Godparents from the waiting room they'd been sitting in. They'd had a short break period of not having a Godchild after they had been taken from Crocker, and Bill Gates not long before that, not to mention the rash of terrible godkids before that, but they'd finally had enough of a vacation, and all but demanded Jorgen give them a new godchild, they only hoped he didn't give them another one for the Hall of Infamy out of spite.

Cosmo and Wanda quickly flew after Jorgen, who handed them a file of one the "most miserable kids on the planet" that would be their charge for the next few years, and sent them on their way to the Fairy Cab before he disappeared again. Wanda led Cosmo into the cab so he wouldn't get distracted and opened the file, starting with the standard picture and name, followed by location and other information.

The boy in question was small, incredibly so in fact, and he had a pair of glasses that looked to be beaten and battered, causing Wanda to place him as a victim of bullying, but the thing that made her feel the saddest for the child was on the reasons for misery section of his file.

Name: Harry Potter

Age: 7

Sex: Male

Race: Human Wizard

REASONS FOR MISERY

Orphaned by Dark Lord "Voldemort" due to prophecy pertaining to God child on October 31st 1981

Left with Magic fearing and hating Aunt and Uncle Petunia and Vernon Dursley due to falsely accused god father being sent to wizarding prison of Azkaban on life sentence.

Regularly emotionally and mentally abused by Aunt and Uncle in fits of fear and jealousy, Abused physically on rare occasions.

Victim of rampant bullying from his cousin, Dudley Dursley and said cousin's "gang"

Child is forced to do most of the chores around the residence, cleaning, cooking, yard work, etc.

Is given very little food and is locked into the cupboard under the stairs when not working or attending school

Rank of misery: 10th out of all qualified god children on Earth.

Wanda frowned in both sadness and anger for their new Godchild, he was abused and hated by his family, because of a gift he obtained from his parents, and if she was correct, a victim of one of their previous god children. He had been worse than Maryann and was probably the only child to not have any sort of photograph in their house, in either hall. She sighed and put the folder down, explaining the situation to Cosmo in small and easily understood terms that their new Godchild was easily one of their most miserable and most deserving of Godparents, which the two of them were more than happy to provide.

"But Wanda, how are we going to introduce ourselves? He sounds like he's watched all day, and we can't be seen by his relatives or we'll be taken away before we even get to make his life any better." Cosmo asked Wanda, proving that he did have at least some tact when it comes to
their godchildren.

"I don't know Cosmo, but we'll see once we get there. This will definitely be one of our hardest, if not more rewarding godchildren." Wanda answered, before remembering something from Da Rules. "Wait, Cosmo! He's a wizard! That means he won't have all his memories of us erased when he grows up and we have to move on!" She exclaimed happily. They hadn't had a good magical godchild in over a century!

"Alright, we're here! Number 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey!" The driver announced before hitting a button and causing their suitcases to fly out of the trunk. "Now get outta my cab!" They quickly did, and as soon as the door shut behind them, he sped off, leaving Cosmo and Wanda on the curb where they quickly transformed into squirrels before they sped off towards the window sill of the house where their new godchild lived, waiting for the chance to reveal themselves to him

Seven year old Harry Potter hoovered the living room as he tried his best to stay under the Dursley's radar, hoping that Aunt Petunia stuck to the backyard craning her horse like neck over the fence so she could find the next juicy piece of gossip, rather than coming in here and berating him as usual while praising his cousin, Dudley for whatever he was doing today.

"Probably playing video games or watching the Telly in his room" Harry said to himself as he went back over the carpet with the Hoover for the fourth time, making absolutely sure that every single speck of dust and dirt was out of the carpet and that it looked absolutely perfect, hoping in vain that he would earn lunch for his hard work.

Cosmo and Wanda watched from the window sill and frowned at the scene before them, granted this wasn't the first time that they had had an abused godchild, and it probably wouldn't be the last, but it never stopped breaking either Fairy's heart whenever they saw it. Wanda quickly poofed herself over to the backyard ensuring that the only guardian home, a horse-like woman who Wanda assumed was Petunia was busy, and after a moment's hesitation poofed up a distraction in the form of her neighbor doing something completely un-normal so the woman would stay distracted long enough for the two of them to introduce themselves before she would come in to call the rest of the neighborhood to tell them what she saw.

Wanda poofed herself back to Cosmo and nodded at him before they silenced the area around the Dursley's living room and poofed in.

Harry was just finishing up cleaning the Living room when a loud pair of poofs went off behind him, causing him to spin around and gasp at the two intruders.

One had pink hair and eyes to match, wearing a yellow shirt and black pants floating in mid air with a smile. The other had green eyes and hair, wearing a shirt, tie, and pants, with an even larger grin than the miniature woman next to him, not to mention the wings, crowns, and sticks with stars on them?

Before he could say anything, the two floated up into the air, their sticks glowing, before the woman opened her mouth,

"Hi there Harry! I'm Wanda!" She said, prompting the male to pull out a cue card before sounding it out as he read it.

"And I- am" he paused and squinted at the card before asking the woman what the next word was, causing her to face palm and mutter the word to him, before he turned back towards Harry and continued as if nothing happened, "Cosmo, and we're…"

The two floated upwards, their sticks glowing brighter before they caused a poofing sound that reverberated through the room, causing a large neon sign to pop into existence behind them proclaiming their occupation that they spoke aloud.

"Your new Fairy Godparents!"