Author's Note: This story was inspired by a Coach!Kevin/Teacher!Edd picture done by elazulselevanto on tumblr.

You'd think that Edd would know that Kevin would do just about anything to get a moment alone with him by now. He'd hoped that after 10 years together, Kevin would have at the very least, exercise some semblance of self control. But no, he wouldn't. Kevin loved Edd and made no qualms about going out of his way to let him know it.

When Edd felt a heavy arm drape across his shoulder and saw a tan, freckled hand play with his tie as he stood in front of the worlds slowest copier, he knew that Kevin let his third period class out early. Kevin had made a habit of doing that at least twice a month. The class was all AP student-athletes so they'd all run over to the library to get in a quick mini study period before their next class. So Kevin felt he was really doing them a favor by letting them out early so they could go study some more to get ahead and stay ahead. At least three boys a semester would have Edd's fourth period AP Biology class, and they all quickly learned that Coach Barr and Mr Vincent were close and talked, so it was in their best interests to behave and do well in his class.

"So guess who's class let out early?," Kevin grinned as he fiddled with the simple black silk tie.

"Silk? Really, Edd?!," he thought.

The genius is nuts if he thinks he's not gonna get at least twenty minutes alone with Edd and that tie.

"Kevin, you most start taking physical education more seriously," Edd said as he made a few more notes on the papers he was grading as he waited on the copier to finish printing up the worksheets he needed for the lab he was conducting in his next class.

"I am! Why do you think I cut my class short?"

"You're deplorable."

Kevin whined as pouted.

Edd bit his lip as he checked his watched and let out a sigh of slight frustration.

"My supply closet. 5 minutes," he whispered as he gathered the worksheets and left the Teacher's Lounge, praying his blush would go away before he got into the hall.

"Choice."

If Kevin's anything when it comes to Edd, he's punctual.

5 minutes on the nose, he's in Edd's supply closet and the genius nearly jumped out of his skin when the former jock wrapped strong arms around him as he took inventory of his microscopes.

"Kevin!"

"You said be in here in five minutes. It's been five minutes and one second, two seconds, three…," Kevin grinned as he waved his stopwatch in front of Edd's face and he out right laughed when his boyfriend batted it out of his face.

"Shhhhh! Would you lower your voice!?, Edd hissed as he closed the door behind Kevin.

"Dude. Babe. No one can hear us," Kevin said with a sly grin as he pulled Edd into a hug.

It was true. Edd's classroom was at the end of a the science hall. And the closet itself was a former fallout shelter. Kevin had all but begged the principal to give Edd the classroom as he would have shelter from an active shooter and tornadoes in it thanks to the supply closet. They were friends.Close. And Kevin would never forgive himself if something happened to Edd on school grounds and he couldn't be there to help. The principal quickly assigned Edd the classroom. Then they quickly discovered that it was perfect for quick makeout sessions and sex whenever they needed to get away, but couldn't.

"Did you at least…," Edd tried to ask as his thoughts scattered to the wind because Kevin's hands had started to roam down his back and sides.

"Locked and the blinds are drawn," Kevin said in a low whisper, as he started to kiss Edd from the sensitive spot behind his right ear to his collarbone.

Edd walked them backwards into the far wall away from the door and checked his watch.

"20 minutes."

"Perfect."