The Powerpuff Shield

Chapter 1: Rock and a Hard Place

A/N: Hello, folks, and welcome to my newest fan fiction! Most of you know I'm a huge WWE fan and a Ninja Turtles fan, but what some of you may not know is that I'm also a huge fan of The Powerpuff Girls. I watched an episode yesterday, and for some reason, this little plot bunny came into my head and because I also love writing about the Shield. So why not turn the Shield into the Powerpuff Shield? Some of the chapters will be parodies of actual original PPG episodes while others will be of my own making. It just depends on what I can think up. So without further rambling, please enjoy this parody.

Disclaimer: WWE and all related characters are property of Vince McMahon and the sports entertainers/actors who portray said characters. I only own the plot of this funny story and nothing more.

Summary: The city of WWEville has to deal with a lot of crazy people, but they can always rely on their favorite heroes, The Powerpuff Shield to save the day.

Hustle, loyalty, and respect. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect heroes. But John Cena accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction.

Chemical J!

And thus, the Powerpuff Shield was born! Using their ultra-superpowers, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, and Dean Ambrose have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!

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The City of WWEville. A bustling city filled with happy people. And who protects the denizens of this vibrant metropolis? Why, the Powerpuff Shield of course! Let's see what our heroes are doing now!

Up in their room, the Powerpuff Shield were just chilling out. It was the weekend and they didn't have any school or anything else to do. Roman Reigns was checking himself out in the mirror and seeing if his good looks had gotten any better. Seth Rollins was playing with his pet Yorkie, Kevin. Dean Ambrose was building a card house.

"Man, I wish the Hotline would ring," Dean complained. "It's been pretty boring lately."

"Isn't that usually a good thing?" Roman asked. "We've been fighting crime all week. Don't you think we need a break?"

"Yeah, even superheroes need a break once in a while," Seth added.

Dean was about to answer when the door opened and John Cena came in. John had created the Powerpuff Shield with a mix of hustle, loyalty, and respect plus a dash of Chemical J. Now he was like their parental figure.

"Seth, did you remember to take Kevin out?" John asked.

"Uh, yeah," Seth answered.

"Well, I think you didn't because there was some dog poop down in the basement," John said. "You know you have to walk him in order for him to go to the bathroom."

"I did!" Seth whined. "He just kept sniffing the ground and wouldn't go poop for me!"

"Next time, make sure he goes poop or I'm gonna give you an Attitude Adjustment," John threatened. Then he left to go down into the basement.

Seth was a little worried. All of them (mostly Dean because he was a little hellion) had suffered because of John's Attitude Adjustments, and it was never fun. Seth wanted John to be proud of him, so he made a vow to make sure Kevin went pee and poop when he went to the bathroom.

Suddenly, the Hotline rang. Roman ran over and answered it. "Hello?"

"Powerpuff Shield, Mojo Rocko is wreaking havoc on the city!" Mayor Helmsley yelled. "You gotta help us!"

"We're on our way, Mayor," Roman said. He hung up the phone and turned to the others. "Boys, Mojo Rocko is causing havoc in the city. Let's fly!"

The Powerpuff Shield flew out of the room in streaks of red, blue, and green. When they arrived, they saw Mojo Rocko in one of his robotic creations destroying the city.

"Bwahahaha!" Mojo Rocko laughed. "You jabronies can't beat Mojo Rocko. Mojo Rocko is gonna layeth the smacketh down on all of your candy asses!"

"Not so fast, Mojo Rocko!" Roman Reigns called.

Mojo Rocko became startled. "The Powerpuff Shield?" he gasped.

"That's right," Roman said. "Your days of destroying WWEville are over!"

Mojo Rocko raised his famous Mojo Eyebrow. "Oh, is that what you think?" he asked.

"Yes, it is," Seth replied.

"It doesn't matter what you think!" Mojo Rocko yelled. "Mojo Rocko is gonna destroy WWEville which means that WWEville will be no more thanks to Mojo Rocko's robot. If you smeeeeeeellll what Mojo Rocko is cookin'!"

"Oh, we smell what you're cookin' and it smells like shit," Dean snarled.

With that, the Powerpuff Shield flew in for the attack. Roman landed a Superman Punch which caused Mojo Rocko to rocket back. As he lay on the ground, Seth came in with a Curb Stomp. Then Dean finished it up with Dirty Deeds.

"Curse you, Powerpuff Shield!" Mojo Rocko yelled as the police dragged him off to jail.

The Powerpuff Shield smiled at each other, happy that their job was done.

"Well, that takes care of him," Roman said.

"Yep, he won't be bothering anybody anymore," Seth added.

"Let's go home," Dean said. "I want some pizza."

The trio raised their fists and joined them together before heading home to eat some of John Cena's famous pizza. All in a day's work for our favorite heroes.

And so, once again, the day is saved thanks to the Powerpuff Shield. And you can believe that!

A/N: Okay, so this was a bit short, but I had a lot of fun with it. I can't wait to give you more chapters of this parody, and I hope you enjoyed it. I also want to go on the record and say that the boys are dressed in their typical Shield gear and that they don't have the same hairstyles as the PPG, just their regular Shield look. Just wanted to clear that up. Feel free to leave a review and have a shelltastic day.