Beavis and Butt-head stood in the park, holding a bug and a magnifying glass.

"I sentence you to death for being completely useless or something," said Butt-head, and killed the bug with the magnifying glass.

"Well, that was fun," said Beavis.

"Yeah, but now I'm bored," said Butt-head.

Daria walked by. "What are you two knuckleheads doing?" she asked.

"I don't even know," said Beavis.

"You need a hobby," she said.

"What's a hobby?" asked Beavis.

"Something you do for fun," said Daria.

"I do Beavis' mom for fun," said Butt-head.

"Shut up, fartknocker, you do not!" yelled Beavis.

"I mean like painting or writing or climbing trees or chess or some other activity like that," said Daria.

"That sounds boring," said Butt-head.

"Yeah, I'd rather just spank my monkey."

"Well, that's technically a hobby," said Daria. "Although you probably shouldn't talk about that around girls." Daria walked away.

"Whoa," said Beavis, gears grinding in his brain, "if hobbies are boring and spanking my monkey is a hobby, then spanking my monkey must be boring."

"You're right," said Butt-head. "I guess we'll never spank our monkeys again."