Creating new Journal entry...
Created.
Initiating voice recording systems...
Done.
Speak anytime.
*yawn* Today is... it's... the ninth of April, I'm on a plane headed for Oasis. We just left Toronto, after picking up some stuff that'll help us on our mission, as well as some stuff that won't- *cough*Angela*cough*.
Vat? Did you say my name?
Ah... no.
Very vell then.
See? Why can't Reinhardt be like her? So easygoing and carefree... anyhow, when we stopped in Toronto, I learned that it wasn't just me, Angela, and Lena going, but the rest of the squad (literally) too. That is, if you don't remember- which I have no idea why you wouldn't since you're a machine- Boris was right, I'm waaaaay too familiar with this thing, too many personal pronouns - Boris Tremlowe, Brian Kink, and Kai Dexter (I totally didn't not mention them again because I wanted to make sure I remembered their names. Totally.).
Ayo!
'Sup.
Bonjour.
Oh shut-up with that snazzy French crap Kai.
French is not snazzy! It is elegant.
Same difference.
In no way is 'snazzy' the same as elegant!
Would you two shut-up? I'm trying to sleep here!
Yes please, loves. Do have some mercay on those of us who value sleep.
Hmph. Fine.
Apologies, Mon Chéri, it will not-
KAI!
Oh fine! Go back to your disgusting magazines!
They are NOT disgusting! They are... 'elegant'.
How in the name of all that is blue are PORN magazines elegant?!
Zat iz enough!
*silence*
I thought you vere an elite group of fighters, who vere meant to retrieve a briefcase containing highly sensitive information! I look at you and all I see are three men- no, boys -who bicker about the smallest thing! You ought to man up, and start behaving like you should and- VAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!
Angela... I don't know how to say this but... well that's just it. You're naked. Butt naked.
*silence*
*sigh* Keep these three in line, Cov.
*footsteps*
*silence*
Ahem...
Heh...
She was...
Haha..
Hahaha...
...naked!
BAHAHAHAHA-
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
AHAHAHAHA- *cough, choke* -HAHAHAHAHAHA-
OH SHUT-UP! YOU'VE SEEN VOMEN BEFORE!
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
MY SIDES! MY SIDES!
OHOHOHO- *thud* -HOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHA-
ANGELA-HA! ANGELA, LOVE, JUST GO TO- BAHA -BED! DON'T MAKE IT A-HA-HA-HANY WORSE!
TAKE HER ADVICE ZIEG! JUST DO ITAH-HA-HA-HA!
OLD MEME BRO! AHAHAHA!
GAH! ALL OF YOU, GO TO HE-
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
OHOHOHOHOHAAAAAAAHAHA-
AHAHA! SOMEBODY, QUICK, KILL ME! MY SIDES ARE DYING! AHAHAHA-
AGHHHRAH! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
AHAHA!
BOHOHO!
AHAhaaa...
Pfft...
Whew...
Fewf...
That was intense.
Yeah.
*silence*
Heh, butt.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
A/N
'Till next time!