Naruto Uzumaki: Resident of Vault 69

Written By: Rave Rose of Twilight

Warning: I don't own Naruto or Fallout. I wish I did, but I don't. Get used to it.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is more of a placeholder for a story I had been working on since before my Mystic Fox fiction. Sadly, my phone crashed and I lost a lot of updates for stories as well as the original Chapter One I wrote for this one. However, I will be starting from scratch a lot of my stories. One story that I was a bit upset with was my Naruto x PJO Son of Apollo story. I had intended to do a separate Saints Row x PJO fiction with Colt as Boss, but ended up fusing the two stories. I intend to replace it in the future with what I originally wanted to do. I also have a Son of Athena story in the works where Naruto is Athena's son. I may actually replace Apollo Naruto with Athena Naruto until I can get more chapters fleshed out for it. Until then, please don't be upset if you see more fictions starting up. I am starting from scratch and it will be difficult until I can get myself back in touch with my stories.

Now, if you are unaware of Fallout lore, the Vaults were created as social experiments. Vault 69 was reported as having 999 Women and one man. Naruto is that one man. This is, intentionally, a massive Harem story. One that I honestly am worried won't translate the way I would like. I intend to use 999 Women from across the multiverse to fill in as residents. As you will know, I don't own anything from any of the manga/anime/games/etc. that I end up using. Currently, I have a list of Naruto girls, One Piece girls, High School DxD girls, HighSchool of the Dead girls, and even Chloe and Max from Life is Strange. I need more girls. If you would like to offer suggestions, I would prefer that you submit them with what their job/occupation in the Vault would be, where they are from, and what they bring to the variety of the Vault dwellers. Don't just say…add this girl from this series because she is hot. I won't even consider things like that. Example: Kaolla Su from Love Hina. She could be an engineer and she brings a level of hyperactivity and intelligence to the Vault that is matched only by Washu Habuki from Tenchi Muyo who is a Vault-Tec scientist at Vault 69.

You can use any job. Even stripper, but for jobs like that, there must also be other jobs that they can perform outside of the Vault. I may even expand the Harem if we either expand the Vault 69 interior, giving it more space to house survivors that they rescue or by conquering other Vaults and connecting them via a tunnel of some sort. No other men will be allowed and I am also considering using mutation to allow futanari women to exist. They will be able to 'summon' or get rid their male genitals at will when they are having sex with other women, but they will never be able to impregnate a woman. I will explain further the origin of the island mentioned in the introduction in the next chapter, but I will explain this right now. Because of certain circumstances involving the island and the many generations living on it, humans on this island have vastly longer lifespans, a sort of eternal youth that keeps them looking as they did in the prime of their lives, and the odds of impregnation are incredibly slim. As in, so slim that condoms don't need to be used to prevent pregnancy. I will try and keep this tasteful, but don't be surprised if there are more sex scenes than I am normally comfortable with. If, for some reason, this story gets banned, I may consider building a free forum and post my more racy stories there, if not all of my stories. I love and I would hate to be forced to put my stories on another site. If anything, I think should get an X-Rating and make it only available to members over 18. But that's just me though. Now! On with the story!

Chapter One: Introduction

It was supposed to be a normal day. Chloe Price and I were smoking weed my room while our best friend, Maxine Caulfield aka. Max, took pictures. My mom and dad were at work somewhere. I never really asked where they worked or who they worked for. Looking back on it now, I probably should have known better. Vault-Tec was, even back then, a major corporation that hired the brightest minds and my parents were some kind of crazy smart. When they met Chloe for the first time, they told me never to hang out with her...that she would only bring me down in the end.

Then again, even when I was thirteen, I was a bit of a rebel.

Max was a photography nut. She always carried this camera that belonged to Chloe's father prior to his untimely death and always took really cool pictures and selfies.

People always ragged on her for them...till Chloe or I shut then up.

The Prescott family found this out the hard way after me, Chloe, and Max had their son Nathan and a famous photography douchebag arrested for murdering Chloe's girlfriend, Rachel Amber.

Further investigation pulled up some interesting information on the Prescotts. Apparently, they were funneling Vault-Tec secrets to competitors and making a killing. On an island built by Vault-Tec, the sentence for that was death. Needless to say, nobody had seen them since the Police came and arrested them. No headlines. No graves. Nothing. They simply...disappeared.

Still, we were happy. Justice had been served and Rachel was hopefully resting peacefully in whatever afterlife there was for good girls like her. Max and Chloe started dating a few months after. Then I somehow got wrangled into the relationship. I have to admit...I enjoyed those days. Smoking weed and making out with my girlfriends...or watching them make out while I smoked. The simple life…

...before everything went straight to Hell.

It was October 23, 2077, 13 days after I celebrated my 18th birthday. Chloe, Max, and I had been talking about our relationship. Chloe believed she was ready to take the next step with us. Max was hesitant about it and I was somewhere between agreeing with Chloe and agreeing with Max. Were we mature enough to go further into our relationship? Could we handle the responsibilities if one of them got pregnant?

Hey! It was a valid question at the time! We'd all taken Coach Summer's Health and Sex Education class! If we had known that because of the radiation the island gave off to cloak us from satellites and radars that each generation had been becoming more and more sterile, we probably wouldn't have hesitated. Hell, I probably would have suggested it when I turned 16 or shortly after that.

Regardless, we agreed to take our relationship further and have sex. It was going to be my birthday present, but life had changed our plans. Between planning out what we were going to do after high school, which Chloe and I agreed that we would be done with our education after we graduated, Max began to apply to various colleges and universities with good Photography programs. October 23rd was the day. The day when we would give ourselves to each other and dive deeper into our feelings for one another. Mom and dad had left the house to go to work at the Vault-Tec Laboratory downtown and we had the house to ourselves. My phone had been docked on the charger, fully charged and with the ringtone all the way up incase I got a call from either of them. Chloe and Max were sitting on the couch with me. Max and Chloe were making out and our hands were wandering. Occasionally, Chloe or Max would swap partners and we would start making out while the other caught their breath. When our tops started coming off, we figured that now was as good a time as any. I led them to my room, which was the second master bedroom, being just slightly smaller than my parents rooms, and entered my own ensuite. I opened the medicine cabinet and pulled out a couple of condoms I had bought after we started to discuss whether or not the three of us should have sex. When I shut the medicine cabinet, I looked into the mirror. I ran a hand through my wild and spiky blond hair, a trait I inherited from my father, along with my bright blue eyes. I took a deep breath before releasing it. I was trying to psych myself up. Get ready for what was about to happen. Deep down in my heart of hearts, I knew that I loved them both. Chloe was like me. Wild. Rebellious. Cool. Bold. We were a perfect pair. Sometimes she jokes that if I were a woman, she wouldn't have hesitated to rock my world. I'd like to think that I'd agree with her on that front. Then we have Max. Shy. Smart. The Type C to his and Chloe's Type B personalities. She followed her heart and did what she believed was right. Even if that upset authority figures. Being a photographer, she was always a detail-oriented person. That sometimes caused her a great deal of stress, but when things got to stressful, Naruto or Chloe would be there to get her out of her funk.

He took a deep breath and walked out of the bathroom to see both girls wearing nothing but their underwear and making out with one another. Chloe was wearing a black bra and sunset island themed panties. Her dyed blue hair which was highlighted by an iridescent purple dye on the top of her head and matching blue eyes made the image absolutely stunning. Even her tattoo seemed to go with her rebel theme. She had brown hair and blue eyes. Looking back, it was kinda strange for three people to have similar shades of blue eyes. She wore a pink bra and basic white panties. The two were absolutely stunning and the sight in front of my playing out was seriously hot.

"Come on, Ruto," Chloe said with a teasing smirk. "Drop those pants and let's see what we're working with."

That was when my phone rang and I bit back a groan. Could they not wait a couple of hours after we had finally had sex to try and cockblock me?

I picked up the phone. Mom called me, asking me where I was. I told her I was hanging out with Chloe and Max. Not a lie, but not the whole truth. She was still dead set against me hanging out with her…

Well, either that or she hated the fact that I smoke weed with her. Either way, she did not like Chloe.

Except for now, it seemed, when she sighed in relief and muttered about being thankful my girlfriend was a stoner. She told me that we needed to turn on the TV and flip it over to the news.

Hesitantly, I did and what we saw put the fear of whatever God or Goddess there is in us. Live footage showed bombs flying overhead in the direction of the United States. That is...until one fell short and crashed into a building. The footage went to static only to be replaced by another town.

Nukes! Fucking nukes were flying overhead and one just fell to the island. Chloe and Max got their clothes back on as soon as possible. Mom gave me the code to dad's safe and I pulled out his 9mm semi-automatic handgun. Chloe grabbed the stash of weed we had stored in a secret compartment in my closet. Max grabbed a handful of photo albums we kept in my closet where the weed was hidden.

The albums were special to us because it chronicled our relationship from when we were in middle school to today. We each had a copy in our own homes, so we would only need one set instead of wasting time going to each house and risking getting blown to Hell...or Heaven...or whatever awaited us. Never was much of a religious person myself. We took what we could and headed to Vault 69, the closest one to my house that we knew about.

We navigated the streets and alleys, avoiding as many people as we could.

Sadly, I was forced to kill some asshole who wanted to lose his virginity before he died that he tried to hold Max hostage. The bastard was l killed him because if Chloe had gotten to him with my bat, he would have been suffering from far worse than dying a virgin.

When we got to the gate, dozens of people were being told to go to Vault 68 where there were more vacancies. I got to the gate and said that we needed to get into the Vault. He asked for my name and when I gave it to him, he seemed to pale before ushering the three of us in and offering us a salute. Whatever about my name made him figuratively shit his pants, I almost wish it had happened more often when I was going through high school.

We were ushered through a massive cog-like door with a giant 069 on it. Once we were through, the vault door began to close. However, as the door fully closed and sealed itself shut, the rocky cavern began to shake and a large rock fell, smashing me in the head. The next thing I knew, I was down on the ground and my vision was getting black. The last thing I saw were Chloe and Max with worried looks on their faces before conscious left me.