Roxy - The New Human In Ooo!

Prologue

Darkness…All I see is darkness. W-Wh-Why is it so...cold? Wha-wha...What's that noise? It's so….loud. I'm scared….I'm so scared. Help. Help! Somebody help! How long! How long have I've been floating!? What's….that light!?


Location - Candy Kingdom

"Princess Bubblegum! Princess Bubblegum!"

A young boy wearing a blue shirt and shorts with a white polar bear cap is seen running through the halls of the candy kingdom looking for the princess of said kingdom. This young fellow is Finn the Human.

"This way bro!"

Leading the charge is a short yellow dog who surprisingly can stand on his two hind legs and talk. This is Jake the, magical Dog.

"Princess Bubblegum!"

"Huh?"

Answering the two young heroes calls is the princes of the Candy Kingdom, Princess Bubblegum. Not only is she a kind ruler but she's one of the smartest people in all of Ooo, which is why the young heroes are seeking her today.

"What is it, you guys?" Princess Bubblegum asked

"We found this weird crystal while exploring some ruins," Jake answered

"Yeah. We were looking through some old stuff that was from the mushroom war. Suddenly there was a bright light, and we found THIS!" At the end of his sentence, Finn presented the weird gem to the Princess.

"Hmm? Let me see that." Princess Bubblegum held her hand out.

Finn placed the crystal in the princess's hand.

Princess Bubblegum walked over to one of her many scientific machines and examined the crystal.

"Very odd."

"What is it, Princess?" Jake asked.

"It seems that this crystal is alive."

Both Finn and Jake gasped jaws dropped out of surprise.

"What do you mean alive?!" Finn asked

"Well," Princess Bubblegum put her hand on her chin and turned towards the boys, "The gem itself isn't alive, but it's emitting some type of life essence."

"Ooooohhhh" The two sounded

"You guys have no idea what I'm saying do you?" Princess Bubblegum replied

"Nope," Finn said

"Nah," Jake said, shrugging his shoulders

Princess Bubblegum sighed rubbing her forehead. "It means that-"

The princess was cut off by Cinnamon Bun opening the door.

"Hello, Princess. Watcha doing?"

"Nothing important. Why don't you go and stand over there for a second Cinnamon Bun." Princess Bubblegum said waving over to Cinnamon Bun.

"Okay."

While Princess Bubblegum explained the crystal to Finn and Jake the shininess of the gem caught the eyes of Cinnamon Bun.

"Oooo pretty." He said, picking up the crystal playing with it. "Ahahah! So pretty." Cinnamon Bun seemed to be having a good time with the crystal watching it emit swirls of various colors over an onyx backdrop.

He was so enchanted with the crystal he failed to see the chair that he was about to trip over.

"Hahaha-Agggh!" Cinnamon Bun had not only tripped over the chair and dropped the crystal but he dropped it….out the window.

"Oh no, the crystal!" Finn shouted

Princess Bubblegum, Jake, and Finn ran to the window to witness the gem plummeting to the ground shattering upon impact. All three ran out of the castle and down to the remains of the once beautiful gem.

"Awww man," Jake sadly frowned

"Nuts," Finn said, snapping his fingers.

Princess Bubblegum sighed, "Well, there goes another scientific discovery."

"C'mon Jake le-" Finn's sentence stopped short when the crystal shards started to glow brightly.

"What's happening!" Jake shouted

"I don't know!" Princess Bubblegum yelled, shielding her eyes.

The gem shards started to vibrate and lift off the ground. The shards swirled together coming into one large clump. They glowed brighter and brighter creating a humming noise. When it seemed like the shards were going to burst a beam of light shot out from the shards going straight up into the sky. The intense beam of light could be seen all across the Candy Kingdom, even in vast regions of Ooo.


The beam of light stopped but that was not the end of the mysterious event. A large portal had opened up in the sky. It was shaped perfectly like a triangle, from what they could see the inside of the portal looked like a starry night sky.

"Cool. What is it, Princess?" Finn asked staring in awe of the swirling vortex.

"Hmmm? It seems to be some type of portal or black hole. The crystal might have been some type of doorway to a different dimension. Once it was shattered the doorway was opened." Princess Bubblegum explained

"That sounds awesome. I wonder where it goes." Jake asked quizzically.

"Who knows?" Princess Bubblegum pondered. "Unfortunately doorways work both ways. We can go in and explore the other dimension, but that also means whatever is on the other side can come into our world too. Finn. Jake."

"Yes, Princess."

"I need you two to stay and watch over this portal. Who knows what might come out of there. We have to protect the Candy Kingdom." Princess Bubblegum commanded.

"You can count on us, Princess," Jake said

"Jakes right. As long as-what's that!" Finn shouted mid-sentence to point up at the portal.

There was a pink twinkle coming from inside the portal. It reminded the group of a shooting star and it was coming right towards the opening of the floating gateway.

"I think something is coming out!" Jake yelled

"What is it?" Princess Bubblegum looked up at the portal squinting her eyes.

As the light got closer a solid shape started taking form.

"I think. It's a person." Jake said, staring at the portal too.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" A female voice yelled.

A female figure started to fall through the portal and was quickly heading towards a painful impact on the ground.

Finn, being the young hero he is, jumps in trying to save whoever is falling from the portal.

"I've got you!" Finn yelled diving after the figure.

"UGGGGH!"

Instead of catching the person, the person ended up landing on Finn.

"Oh, I'm so glad I didn't land on something sharp." A female voice spoke in relief.


A Few Minutes Before in the Portal

"What's...that light?"

"I'm being sucked down!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Back To Present

"Ow, my head. What a rush. Huh? Where am I?" A young girl with long black hair sat up looking around very confused.

The girl had long thick black hair that reached her lower back. Her skin was a rich alabaster with just a hint of a tan. She was wearing an overly large grey sweater that hung off her shoulders, a pair of short black shorts peeked from underneath her sweater, and lastly, she had on some simple black shoes. Hanging around her neck on a silver chain was a large bell, one you would see a cat wear, but this bell was about the size of an apple.

"Ugghhh." A voice groaned beneath the girl.

The young girl looked under her. "Ahhhh I'm sorry!" The girl got off Finn and helped him up.

Everyone stared at the young girl as she stood in front of the Princess and the two heroes.

"Uhh hey?" She awkwardly greeted raising her hand.


Timeskip - Inside the Castle

"So you're saying that you've been floating in a dark abyss for who knows how long. You can't remember anything from your past but your name and a few images and sounds." Princess Bubblegum said summing up what the teenage girl had said to her.

"Yup, that's about it." The girl said.

"Wow, that's so mathematical!" Finn excitedly shouted.

"Huh?" The girl said, tilting her head.

"By the way what is your name?" Jake asked

"Oh!" The girl "ohed" covering her mouth. "It's Roxanne, but something tells me you can also call me Roxy."

"Another question," Finn spoke raising his hand.

"What is it?" Roxy asked turning to the boy who was slightly shorter than her.

"Are you a human?" Finn asked.

"Of course I am." Roxy confidently stated. Then she paused examing her body. "Uh, I think. I'm like 89% sure. My wiped out mind is telling me yes."

Princess Bubblegum came up. She was now dressed in her lab coat. "A simple test can determine if your human or not. All I need is a sample of your hair." She plucked out one of Roxy's hair.

"Ow!"

"Aaannnddd some of Finn's hair." Princess Bubblegum did the same thing plucking out some of Finn's hair.

"Ow!"

"Just give me a few minutes and we'll know for sure if she's human." Princess Bubblegum said before walking out of the room.

"Soooo. What's this big deal about being human anyway?" Roxy asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Well, I'm the only human," Finn replied sadly.

"Really?!" Roxy gasped

"Yep. My bro here is the only human left." Jake wrapped his arm around Finn.

"The only one left huh," Roxy said more so to herself.

She got up from where she was sitting and stood in front of Finn. She put her hands on his shoulders and looked him straight in the eyes.

"Finn. I know we just met but if humans act anything like you then I'd be glad to be one. I'm not 100% sure but I think I am, and I'll stick with you. I promise that I'll look after you like a, like a, like a big sister!" Roxy exclaimed, "From this day forth Finn no longer the only human, I promise to be your big sister...if I am human."

Finn is left speechless after Roxy's proclamation.

"Hey if your Finn's sister that makes you mine too," Jake cheered wrapping the two up with his stretchy body in a group hug.

"Hahaahaha!" The three laughed hugging as they enjoyed their moment together, like a family.

In the middle of their hug, Finn's hand had accidentally brushed the bell on the necklace around Roxy's neck. The bell wrung and there was a flash of pink light.

*CRASH!*

"Woah!"

"Wow!"

"What is that!"

A giant hammer had appeared seemingly out of nowhere. The mallet of the hammer was pink in the center with the two ends being white. The handle of the large weapon was white and it had a pink bow tied on the base, with a pink diamond in the center of the bow.

"It's so big!" Fin gaped. He goes to pick it up but it's far too heavy. "Ugghhhh I almost...got it." Finn strained struggling to move the hammer even an inch.

"Haha, No you don't dude," Jake laughed pushing Finn aside, "Let me try."

Jake grew his hands to a tremendous size and attempted to lift up the hammer, the key word being attempted.

After several moments of grunting Jake hadn't budged the hammer at all. "Okay I give up there's no moving this thing."

"Hmmmmm," Roxy taps her foot and studies the hammer, "I'm gonna give it a go."

She wraps her hands around the hammer handle and pulls straight up.

"Whoa!"

Roxy, expecting the hammer to be heavy pulled with all her might but it wasn't heavy at all. Since she pulled so hard she ended up falling backwards bringing the hammer down with her.

"Woah, that was lighter than I expected," Roxy said

She stood up and held the hammer with one hand and easily slung it over her shoulder.

"Amazing Roxy, you're super strong!" Finn exclaimed

"Maybe only I can lift it," Roxy theorized

"Yeah. It must be some mystical weapon that only you can use Rox. It did appear from that large bell around your neck. Hey! That must mean you're a hero too." Jake said

"Haha, I guess you're right Jake," Roxy said, jovially.

Roxy rung the bell on her neck and the hammer disappeared back into the bell.

SLAM

The three turned towards the door that Bubblegum had entered earlier.

"The result are in!" Princess Bubblegum shouted

Everyone gathered around the Princess as she held up a piece of paper.

"According to my results, our new friend Roxy is 100% purebred human," Princess Bubblegum confirmed showing everyone the test results. "Also she's 16 years old."

"Hahaha, did you hear that Finn," Roxy said excited, "Well I guess it's official I'm your new human big sister."

"Hahahahhahwe'vegottotakeyouhomeandshowyouaroundOoo-" Finn spoke rather quickly.

"Woah Finn slow down! Breathe!" Jake said

*Huff* *Huff*

"What Finn means is you're going to be staying with us and we'll show you everything there is to when it comes to Ooo," Jake said

"Cool," Roxy said, with a smile.

Outside

Finn and Roxy are now sitting on top of a large Jake getting ready to leave for the Treehouse.

"Bye Princess. Thanks for the help." Finn waved towards the Princess.

"See ya later PB," Jake said

"It was nice meeting you Princess Bubblegum. See ya soon." Roxy said, waving too.

"Goodbye, Finn and Jake. Goodbye Roxy and you're welcomed to the Candy Kingdom anytime."

Location - Treehouse

The trio had just arrived at the large treehouse home and Roxy stared in wonder at her new home.

"Wow, when you guys said treehouse you weren't kidding," Roxy whistled, amazed.

Finn and Roxy got off Jake's back and headed inside showing Roxy around.

"It's even more wondrous on the inside."

"Hiya!" A little voice shouted

Roxy had felt a small thump on her leg and looked down to see a small video game console karate chopping her ankle. Roxy picked the box up studying it.

"Hey, there cutie whatcha yah doing?"

"I am Bimo you intruder!" Bimo yelled at Roxy attempting to karate chop her face.

Roxy pulled Bimo away from her face, "Woah there tough guy," She laughed.

"Bimo this isn't an intruder. This is Roxy, she's a human just like me. She'll be living here." Finn explained

BMO immediately stopped his "attacks". "Oh okay. Hugs!" BMO wrapped his arms around Roxy's head in a hug.

"Hahaha, you're adorable!" Roxy giggled

"Okay, that's enough BMO we've got to show Roxy around the treehouse," Jake said

One Montage Tour Later

"And this will be your sleeping," Jake said showing Roxy the bedroom.

"Don't worry we'll build you a bed," Finn said

"Well, I think this place is perfect," Roxy said

"We're glad you like it," Finn and Jake said

"It's time to start dinner," Jake said before leaving the room.

"Roxy," Finn called grabbing her attention. "Why don't you and me play some video games while we wait for food."

"Sure. Sounds fun." Roxy replied, with a smile.


The residents of the treefort had gathered around the table ready to have dinner.

Jake, the chef for this evening, had brought out three covered dishes.

"For tonight's dinner, we've got spaghetti," Jake announced pulling the lid off the first dish. "And for dessert, I've got a special surprise." Jake put his hands over the two other covered dishes, "Finn and Roxy cakes!"

"Wow!"

"Amazing it's my face!"

"I thought since Finn likes Finn cakes so much you might like some Roxy cakes," Jake said

"Thank you so much, Jake, that's so thoughtful of you," Roxy said happily.

The four of them enjoyed dinner happily welcoming their new family member.

END

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