phoenix wright turnabout portal 2
chapter 5: MURDR ON THE RESTAURANT EXPRESS
so us peopl were on tha restaurant that was in the train we were on (lol sorry i fforgot to say it was a train) and i was in da bathroom with tha body and miles
"AAAAAGH A BODY" said miles "DID U MAKE IT DEAD JAKKID"
"what no" said me "i jus got here"
"YEA WELL How do i know dat, i havent sen u for like an hour"
"wtf i only went in here like one minute ago how wold i have time to kill a body"
"hmm ok" said miles
BUT THEN
THA POLICE BURST IN
"DETECTIV JAKKID166 ur under arrest for murder" said detectiv gumshoe
"WHAT but i dident kill him" said me
"yea well ur our only suspect so ur arrest" said dick
"haha u cant arrest me cause im a detectiv remember and detective cant be arrested"
"oh yeah darn" said gumashoe
JUST THEN cheef police mr damon gant walke in
"detectiv jakkid166 i am taking away ur detectiv badge cause u killed a guy"
"OOOOO SHIT" said me and gant pickd me up and threw me into the train jail
"ok gumshoe" say gatn "remember to invesigate the CRIIIIIME"
"right" say gumshoe
meanwile wirght was still sittin at a table eatin his burgeyburg when mils float over to him
"wtf is takin jakid so long" say agent jack ass
"HE BECAME ARRESTED" said miles
wirght spat his burger all over jack ass "WHAT WHY?"
"damo gant and gumshoe tink he murdere some guy in the bathroom"
"what that IMPOSIBLE" said wirght and he got up "OK I WILL DEFEND HIM wher is he"
"in tha train jail" said miles and they went there
"JAKKID what ar u doin in there" said wirght
"being arested wat the fuck does it look like" said me
"ILL defend u" said wirght
"ok" said me "BUT YOU GOTTA INVESTIGAT FIRST"
"well obivously" said wirght "im not stupid i kno how to investigat"
"ok jus makin sure" said me and i wetn back to playin super mario oddesey on my nintendo switch (ace atorney take place in the future remember)
"alrite lets go" said wright and he jumpd to the bathroom
in tha bathroom was dicky gumshoey investigatin the CRIME SCENE
"HEY" said wirght "gumsoe wat you doin here"
"wat huh OH RIGHT oh yeah phoenix wright hi" said gumshoe "im just invesigatin the crime scene"
"oh really"said wirght "well i gota investigate too"
"sory man you cant"
"WHAT WHY NOT"
"becaus THIS" said gummy and he TORE HIS FACE OFF
AND HE WAS ACTUALY AGENT APP'HUL W'HUDD SM'HOKED HONNEHAM
"what" said wirght "why were u disguise as gumshoe"
"it were so i cold get close to you and AREST YOU FINALY for smugling ghost onto plane"
"wtf man u still care about dat?" said miles
"wait wat" said jack ass "u smuggled ghost onto plane?" said him
"uhh maybe" said wirght
jack ass shed a tear "i canot believe this… i tursted you wirght" and he handcuffd wirght
"wtf" said wright "I THOUGHT U WAS HELPING US"
"nop sorry" said jack ass "and dis is why" and jack ass TORE OFF JACK ASS'S FACE
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"WHAT" said miles "wait who is dis guy"
"IM BALISTIC DOLPHIN" he said
"WHAT" said miles "BALISTIC DOLPHIN? HOW IS DAT POSSIBLE"
"haha" said dolphin "i disguise myself as agent to frame u and jakkid for crimes" he said
"bbut why" said wirght
"my motivationes are complex and secret and real" he said
"wait" say a guy who com outta the shadows ant it was DAMON GANT
"GAGOM DANT?" said wrigte "i thought u was in jail"
"aha i was goinga be in jail but see im actualy not damon gant" said damon gant and damon gant rippd DAMON GANTS FACE OFF
AND DAMON GANT
WAS ACTUALY DAMON GANT
"O SHIT" said wirght "DAMON GANT? i thought u was in jail"
"aha i was goinga be in jail but i escapd by not going" say gant "and im helpin ballistc frame u cause i want reveng on u and jakkid166" and wirght got arrested
"wtf" said me in train jail with wirght "how did u get arrested too"
"they fond out we smugled miles onto tha plane" said wright
"wll shit" said me "whos gona defend us now, well never find balistic dolphin at dis rate"
"o right" said wright "turns out agent jack ass was actualy BALLISTIC DOLPHIN THE WHOLE TIME"
"WHAT" said me "o fuck well i gotta get in2 contact with him and ask him why he stoppd the collab"
"I WILL DEFEND YOOOOOU" said miles comin in2 the jail "while u were arested i went and took the ghost atorney bar exam and got a ghost attorney badge and now i can DEFND YOU IN TRAIN COURT"
"O SHIT" said us
~ IN TRAIN COURT ~
"ORDER" sayed the train conduktor who was also the judge (not normal judg like usual but actualy canada judge) "ok dis is the trial for jakkid166 and phoeni wright for killin a guy and smugglin a ghost on2 a plane"
"the prosecution is ready" said mile "wait no i meen defense im used 2 sayin prosecution"
"tha REAL prosecutione is ready" said balistic dolphin
"BALISTIC" said me "why are u DOING THIS, we wer suppose to be COLLAB PARTNERS"
"SILENCE" sai dolphin "i cal my witnes to the stnad, damon gant"
"wait wat abot opening statament" siad judge
"I DONT NEEEEEEED IT, decisiev witness decisive tit money its all gud" said him
"but like what is ur evidence" said miles
"o right" siad dolphin and he preseted a autopsy rporte and the toilet and the knife
"tha autopsey report say the guy died of bein drowned after gettin stabbd in the leg, also the knife have he blood and the defednants fingerprints"
"wait so whos the victim then" sayed miles
"who gives a shit now damon gant get on the stand"
damon gant went on2 t he stand
"name and ocupation if u pleas" said dolphin
"damon gant cheef of police" said gant
"now testify how tha guys are guilty"
"but theyre not guilty"
"wel yeah" say dolphine "but were framing them remeber"
"OH YEEEEAH" said gant "ok yeah guys there guilte and heres how
~ TESITMONY ~
"ok so me the chief of police damo gant who is in this testimony was on tha train eatin my favorite food of lobster ass but then i heara SOUND IN THA BATHROOM"
"OBJECT" said miles "damone gant ur suppose to be im prison how are u out of prison"
"uhhhh i left stupid" said gant
"yea dats obvious" said judge and he usd his gavel to hammer a pentaly into miles head
"shit" said miles
"aneyway after i heard the sound i went into th bathroom and ther was standin JAKKID166 and he had stab the guy in the face and dorwned him in the toilet"
hold it said miles did u actually see him do this
"no" say gant "but ther was noone else in there he had 2 be the only one"
"OBJECTION" said milez and he presented tha open vent
"wat thats not in the court record where this vent at" say dolphin
miles point up and evr1 look up and it was tha countroom vent
"i bet tha vents was used by the TRUE KILLER to comit the CRIME OF DEATH" said miles
"but you canot prove it" said guy
"YOU CANT PROVE IT DIDNT HAPPEN" say mailes
"SHIT" say dolphin
gatn went over to dolphine "shit man tha porsecution is winning we gotta do somethin"
"i got a plan" said dolphin "HEY MILES gues what"
"wat"
"i hav a secret weapone up my sleeve"
"hah" say miles "theres no evidence that can prove the guilty"
just then dolphin tok a gun out of he sleeve and shot the judge
"OH SHIT" say miles "THATS NOT WAT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT"
whyd you do that tho you guys were winning" said me
"wat i thought u guys were winning" said gant
"yea" said dolphin
"no we were doin shit" said wirght "theres a reasone miles suck at defense its cause why hes a prosecutor not a defese attorey"
"o crap well i gues that was a bad ideeas" said dolphi "well guess we go 2 plan B" said him and sudenly he RIPPED THA ROOF OF THE TRAIN COURT
"WOOOOA WHAT IS HAPPING" said me and miles and wirght
"HES HARNESING HIS FANFICTIONE ENRGY" sayed dolphin
"HAHA" say dolphine "IVE BEEN BUILDIN DIS UP FOR YEEEEEEARZ NOW, U CANNOT HOPE 2 MATCH ME" and he threw unrelesaed chapterz of damon gant escap from prison at me
"SHIT" say me dodgin tha chapters "HOW CAN WE HOOOOPE 2 FIGHT HIM" said me
"uhhh" say gatn "ok dis shit it gettin weird now im gonna leav" said him and he parachutted off tha train
me and wirght and miles and dolphine jumpd on2 top of the train car
"alrite lets do this" said me
~ BATTEL START ~
PHOENIX WIRGHT HP 300
MILES GHOST HP ?
DETECTIV JAKKID166 HP 9999999999999999999999999999999999999
BALLISTIC DOLPHIN HP 3000
"wtf how do u have so much HP?" said wirght
"i have gameshark" said me
jus then ballistic shot a gun at me and tha bullet hit my head and knocked me out
"uh shit" sayed wirght ok well we still got a chance"
dolphin pointe his fingere at wirhgt and miles like kenshiro in fisting the nort star "i do not hav quarel with u i only want jakkid166, giv him 2 me and u will be spared"
"NEVER" say miles
"wait did he say spared? mayb we should giv him to him miles"
"ARE U FUCKIN ME WRIGHT"
"oh lol no haha just kiddi like a joke lol uhh yea no were not givin him 2 you dolphin"
"then i will FIGHT U ALL"
"but like why do u even want him" said miles
"caus" said dolphine "u guys are like creepy stalkerz and stuf folowin me around everywhere and shit its weird and i wante u to stop"
"but werent u followin us as agent jack ass" said wirght
JUST THEN I WOKED UP AND GRABD ME GUN AND SHOT DOLPHIN IN THA FOOT
"O FUCK OW" said dolphin and he fall over "OWW GODAMIT WHYD U DO THAT U ASSHOLE"
"wait were we not still fightin sorry i was asleep" said me and i walkd 2 him "ok well dolphin why dident you want 2 do the colab"
"cause i wa bored of it you idiiot"
"why not fuckin tell me dat you idiot"
"TAKE THA FUCKIN HINT FROM ME NOT RESPONDIN" said him and he cough blood
"o man that bullet wound is lethale" said me and i crouch down "dont worry balistic i will preserve ur legacy"
"wat" said dolphin "dude it just a food wound ill be fine"
"i can feel him passign already" said me "OH NO HES DEAD"
"WHAT NO IM NOT" say dolphine
i stand up "wirght and miles i swear on detective honor that i will carry out dolphins last dying wish of me continuign damon gant escaps from prison for him"
"I DIDENT ASK FOR YOU TO DO THAT" said dolphin
"it almost like i can still hear him voice" said me shedding a tear "now lets go home" said me and wirght and miles and we left to go eat burgers and to write this story
THE END
also ANNOUNCING
DAMON GANT ESCAPS FROM PRISON: THE FAN CONTINUATION
BY JAKKID166
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