Code Reaction:Season 1
Chapter 1:Lelouch and Suzaku react to 1:Fan art.
A/N:This is a crack fic so expect moments of OOCness. It doesn't follow canon mostly. It an AU,parody fic. It essentially a reactverse inspired by elfcollaborator and the Weiss(RWBY) reacts fanfic.
In the Ashford Academy Student Council room
The entire student council including Anya,Lelouch adopted brother Rolo, the soon to be enrolled CC and Kaguya, and Gino .But minus Nunnally, Rai, Alice, and Suzaku. Are huddled around a computer screen with Lelouch scanning through google.
"I and Suzaku are NOT GAY together!",the 11th prince rage at the monstrosity that is SuzuLulu fanart. What everyone is seeing onscreen is Suzaku dress as Zero without the mask, with his majesty, Lelouch, in his Emperor attire as they are very close to one another.
"Aw, really demon king? You and Suzaku make great Yaoi. Right Kaguya?", CC turn to a pass out heiress with blood streaming down her nose.
"Shirley?",Milly smirk
"Wha-what?! No no no",Shirley's cheeks imitated a tomato," Lulu would never!"
'The amount of blackmail and profit I can turn',the she-devil smirk in joy, 'well places push and protograph can bag me millions with the SuzuLulu shippers!'
"Isn't anyone questioning why there a green hair girl and an heiress doing here?", Rivalz questions,"Not that I'm complaining."
"It a crack fic, just roll with it.",Kallen stuttered,'Suzaku and Lelouch...together-together.'
"It also because Kaguya and I will be enrolling here soon.",the pizza witch decided to grab more pizza from a nearby table,"And can you just imagine the insanity the BustyAnticQueen(Milly),GreenWitch,and whatever Kaguya fanfic username is can whip up?"
Everyone in the room,except for the 3 shuttered.
"R-right",Kaguya muttered while still unconscious.
"I agree with Shirley. Big brother would never do sure morbid things. Although,he lacks interests in girls.", Rolo pinches his chin.
"ROLO LAMPEROUGE!"
"I'm sorry big brother! I didn't mean to offend! But you take zero interest in girls!"
"So that why he ignore my molestation, Milly innuendo,Kaguya proposal,Kallen loyalty, and slightly less crazy Misa advances.",CC referencing to Shirley.
"MISA!? I'm in no way Misa!"
"It does explain why some people ship me and big brother.",Rolo contemplate,"Would that mean he can have a harem of guys and girls?"
"Rolo!"
The door to the student council room open revealing 3rd Princess Euphemia li Britannia and Knight Suzaku Kururugi. Nina was the only one not reading the fanfic. Instead,she was in her own corner typing diligently on a computer. She turn and stare starry eyes at her idol and secret obsession right in front of her. She then see Suzaku scowled at him and turn her swivel chair around and continue working.
It not because he Japanese, it because he dating Euphie. Nina got over her fear of elevens with Euphemia and her friends help.
"Welcome back Suzaku.",Milly smiled,"and do we got a treat for you."
"What with all the screaming?",Sazuku noticing Lelouch attempt to trotter Rolo only to have said, boy, seemingly teleport across the room.
"Oooh, Is that art? I love artwork!",Euphemia skips over to the students crowding around a single screen.
Euphie sat in the chair were the demon prince use to sit.
"Let see what got Lulu all riled up about."
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5 minute later
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The 3rd princess was blushing profusely with her knight was in utter revulsion.
"What is this crap?!"
"Suzaku...your cuter when you freak out?"
"We don't need bedroom detail princess,"Milly winked,"Unless you're asking me to join."
"Milly!",Suzaku beam
"Sorry,Suzu.",Milly half-heartedly apologies.
"When did Lelouch and I have a ship worthy moment?"
"The time you almost fell off the tower and Suzaku saves you.", Shirley said
"The time you rescue Suzaku from his execution and you gently caress his cheek as if he was a long lost lover.",Milly pointed out,"which he was."
"You are all dead to me.",Lelouch sulked
"There a geass for that", CC munch on a pepperoni pizza.
"Thank God, Nunnally with Rai.",Rivalz sweatdropped at all the yaoi being throw around.
"Rai?!"
"And Alice.",Rivalz interjected calming Lelouch just a bit.
"Unless theirs an AlicexNunnally shipping."
"Nina?",Lelouch couldn't believe the normally quiet girl,"Why am I being pick on today?!"
"Back on subject, The time a sobbing Suzaku tenderly spoke your name as his stiff long sword piece the inner crevice of your-"
"WITCH! I WILL KILL YOU!"
"Lulu, I mean Zero requiem. And that wouldn't stick."
"Hey!",Euphie and Shirley yell simultaneously,"That's my pet name for him!"
"I'm done", Lelouch stormed out.
"My Knight."
"Yes,Princess."
"Go, go to him.",Euphie purred
"Not you too!"
'If I can get Suzaku and Lelouch together,Euphie-sempai will be mine! All mine!',Nina schemed.
Pss,CC, the witch heard a very familiar doll communicate with her from C-World.
Nemo? Great to have you join this fanfic,CC sends a mental message.
I realize...Code Geass is filled with one to many yandere's or boundary line yandere characters.
'Example, please.'
'Mao,VV,Rolo,Kallen,Lelouch-'
'He's a siscon',CC corrected
Meanwhile,Lelouch squeeze in the hallway.
'And Nina', Nemo concluded
'Wait, their two Mao. Refrain Mao and my Mao.'
'I mean the crazier Mao.'
'Oh,Hey,What about the other spin-offs?', CC wonder
'Akito the Exiled may be tough to bring in,but they will be in these fic,Renya of the Darkness, impossible due to it era and the author didn't read the manga. Also the damn author can't find the English translation for Oz the Reflection...somehow',Nemo concludes.
'Well, I'll be back. I need to cheer Lelouch up',CC cut communication with Nemo.
" I'm gonna cheer up Lulu.", CC was about to leave the room with the girls,plus 2 boys. One of which is currently flipping over a very steamy fan art of Lulu and Suzu under the sheet. Not until the person in question,bolted into the room,shutting the door behind him with ravage fangirls trying to get into the room.
" What*huff*the*huff*hell!?"
"Aaaahhh!SAZUKU/LELOUCH IS MINE!",they scream in unison.
"Look like those photoshop yaoi leaflet works.",the she-devil continued,"A little too well."
"You trap us in here!",Suzaku spoke up.
"I hate you*inhale*Milly.",the demon prince finally caught his breath.
"WHY DO THE FAN THINK WE ARE LIKE THAT!?",Suzaku started raging. It the sort of angry that less suppress then Lelouch,who keep his cool way better than Suzaku. Very few things can make Lelouch flip(unless something embarrassing is involved).
"The door can hold right?",Gino sweatdropped at the sound of bending and cracking from the wooden door.
His question was answered when Lelouch pushes a button on the wall, putting the entire room in lockdown mode. With steel curtain covering the windows and doors. Then a corner if the room unfold to reveal a tunnel to the bottom of the school as a mean to escape the Suzululu fangirls(and other things).
"And now it safe."
"Who exactly is Kage no Swag?",Suzaku spotted a signature on an extremely artistic fan art.
"Isn't that one of Kaguya many user names?",Anya whispers to CC.
Kaguya,who recover from her nosebleed got up,look at the Knight of 6 and with one hand move it from one corner of her lip to the other signifying to Anya to not say a word.
"And who is this PrincessSadist?",The knight of Euphie found a shower scene with him and Lelouch.
'SHIT! That me! I mean her!'.Euphie cursing her alter ego.
Meanwhile, in Euphie subconscious.
'Ah hahaha!',Euphie looks alike but with her bubblegum hair being a dark shade of pink;almost red in color with the dress being the same.*
Sadist Euphie started speaking like a tour guide in a museum,"Notice innocent me or your username Princess Bubblegum-and really?...Back on topic. How Suzaku generously give Lelouch a reach around while locking lip with his love. Notice how the shower head sends a st-"
Back to the real world
Euphemia blushes deeply as her inner self-continue the critiquing.
"Princess?"
"Yes,Suzaku."
"Do you think Lelouch and I are like THAT!",Suzaku pointed at the computer screen.
"No no...",Euphie answer, 'I wish.'
"This is just comedy gold!",Gino laugh," Thank god, no one did a Gino/Suzaku-"
"They pair me up with you.",Anya pointed out.
"Really? We're just friends. Apparently friendship is ALWAYS confused as pairing by every fandom.",Gino reason.
"Thank you!",Nina commented," The author of this fanfic wrote me as being paired with Kanon in his other fanfic. I don't like him like that. I just like how girly he look."
" I thought Bitches love...Kanon?Get it.",Gino joke earning a harsh look from Nina.
"No,Crazy bitches love Kanon.", Rolo added
"I though they love tables",Kaguya wondered not realizing how much that comment hit home for the desk lamp,Nina.
"Why am I being pick on?"
"Sorry,Nina. But if you should know.",CC smiled giving a seductive pose causing Rivalz,Gino,and Nina to nosebleed,"Witches love pizza...turn this into a T-shirt."
"CC...why do you have to be the perfect combination of fan service and product placement?",Suzaku tries not to look at the seductress.
"I'm just happening to be the sexiest girl on Code Geass."
"WHAT?! HELL NO! MY BUST SIZE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS! I EVEN HAVE A MORE FEMININE FRAME THAT YOU! HOW CAN YOU CLAIM TO BE SEXIEST!",Kallen and Milly said at the exact same time.
"I seduce Cornelia in 10-second flat*, instantly nosebleed half the student body, and the fan base. I'm not just saying this because I'm the author favorite character. Come back to me when you're in the big leagues. Kiddoes.",CC sum it up causing the 2 girls to be deflected.
CC then see Shirley and Kaguya beg the pizza witch to teach them her ways.
"Oh please our great sempai-sensei! Teach us your way!", the heiress and the part-time mermaid begged.
"What are you talking about? You two can do fine without me"
" I need to subdue Lelouch,"Shirley whispered making sure her crush/obsession didn't hear.
" And same reasons for me," Kaguya answer without trying to hide it.
"Suzaku, do you want to get out of here?",Lelouch asks Suzaku,"No homo,shut up Millicent. Wipe that damn smile off your face witch, I will disown you Rolo, delete that post-Anya...Kaguya...Kallen...Gino, what are you-no!"
In front of him was his red ace with a tranquilizer gun,Gino with duct tape,and Kaguya with handcuffs.
"Sorry Suzaku buddy, Kallen and I get a pass for any of Milly future activities.",Gino apologies
"Wait why-ahh!",Suzaku was shot in the back with a tranquilizer dart before he fully realizes the betrayal.
"Epp!",the 3rd princess squeal in shock,"What was that for!"
"I-I apology Lulu but-WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME IN ON THE ANTIC PASS!",Shirley yells and grabs the antic queen shoulder.
"TRAITOR!",Lelouch raged.
"He'll be fine.",Milly assured.
"Really? A get out of antic pass. Why would you want to get out of the activities she plan?",CC questioned.
"Ya,CC-kun and I are want to join the school just to be part of it!",Kaguya added.
"You traitors!",the prince made a run for the escape tunnel only to have one hit the back of his neck.
"Damn you all...",Lelouch felt darkness blur his vision.
"Heh heh heh. Tie them up Knight of 4. Time for part 2,Suzululu fanfiction.",The student council president then gives a hysterical laugh that delivers chills to every fangirl within earshot to disperse in fear as well as most of the conscious student council member.
"May C world have mercy on us",the pizza witch with a wide grin said.
Author note:
*Part of this chapter references a few other Code Geass fanfic. One of which is Living Contradictory by erickmenk. Like alternate Euphie and CC seducing Cornelia. As well as Hellsing Abridged. And guess where the Death Note reference is.
R&R so it can be a react verse. And to show my dedication. I will read Suzalulu fanfiction just to get some authentic reactions for the characters. If my username,Thaiboy don't hint I'm a guy(straight-no Thai joke ppl) about to read boy love. So ya. Also give suggestion to fanfic,games, etc for the cast to react to.(The Akito the Exiled cast will also be part of this too. As well as Nightmare of Nunnally)