Confessions 81-90

"I have claimed Papyrus as my husband even though I ship him with Fem!Frisk."

TK: I love Papyrus but I'm not getting in the way of Papyrisk. I love the ship too much for that.

"I have an idea of writing a lemon about Fem!Frisk getting an x-ray and showing Papyrus her bones."

TK: *internal screaming* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED A PAPYRISK LEMON! I will love you forever if you do! You will get all the favorites. Please, I need you to write that. I'm trying to write a Papyrisk lemon too, but my brain ain't working properly and I'm stuck. Halp meh.

"My boyfriend ships fontscest as well as Papyrus x Undyne and it makes me upset."

TK: Fontcest is fine with me. I like Fontcest. But Undyrus has gotta go! I hate that ship.

"I've decided that if I ever do a neutral run, either the only one I would kill would be Jerry or the only one I would keep alive is Papyrus."

Papyrus: I'M TOO GREAT TO DIE! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

"I like monsters better than humans most of the time."

TK: Like Papyrus? He is the most innocent being ever and I feel like if he knew what the Surface's history is really like it would crush him.

"My friend has claimed Sans and Mettaton as their own and refuses to explain why she needs both."

TK: Well, Mark has taken Sans, Mettaton, and Asriel. He needs all three apparently.

"I'm reading a fanfiction that has minor Papyton and Soriel but I can't stop reading it because the fic is really good."

TK: Really? I wouldn't be able to bear those ships no matter how good the story is. It'd make the whole thing tainted and I'd just leave. Fuck Papyton, I hate it, I don't see why it's shipped. At least with Soriel I sorta get it but I hate it because reasons.

"Some days I feel like Frisk and that everyone should be given a second chance but on other days I feel like Chara and that everyone should just die."

Chara: Everyone should die. You should stay that way.

Frisk: That's not true! Stay DETERMINED.

"I also am a hardcore Charisk shipper"

"i think mettaton is sexy (and im a guy ... IM NOT GAY I JUST DO)"

TK: Mettaton is just universally sexy, like, no question.

Mettaton: Darling, of course I am!

Peace out, Sinful Trout.