Happy Early April Fool's Day! Yes, I know Easter comes before that this year, but I can't really come up with a Easter themed story. So, instead, you get April Fool's Day, which is one of mine, and probably Danny's, favorite holiday. Plus a Dash screaming like a girl, and a Headless!Danny.

I don't own Danny Phantom, and the Headless!Danny AU belongs to tumblr.

"Tomorrow is April Fool's day, and I have the most awesome idea for a prank ever."

Danny said over the phone to his friend Tucker.

"What is it, dude?" Tucker asked.

"Just know it's going to scar Dash for life, and you need to be prepped with needle and thread." Danny smiled mischievously.

"Oh, no way, dude? Seriously? Dude, that'll be awesome! I can't wait to see Dash's face!" Tucker laughed like crazy.

A shiver ran down Danny's spine. He went ghost, and told Tucker he had to leave.

"Bye, Tuck. Ghost." and Danny flew out the window.

Being a ghost was awesome. He could fly, turn invisible, and go through walls. One of the most awesome things though, was he could get his whole head chopped clean off, and not die! Though, unfortunately, he figured this out when it happened…

One time during a fight with Skulker, he used his knife to cut Danny's head off. Danny was freaking out, badly, until he realized he could still move his body after ten minutes. He was able to stop Skulker (somehow) after a long time, and Tucker sewed Danny's head back on for him.

It wasn't exactly nice, having a head that's not connected with your body bye skin, and instead thread (that had a habit of getting lose due to all the ghost fights), but it was better than being dead. Well, fully dead, anyways. It also doesn't help as after word spread out along the Ghost Zone his head could come off, that's the main target in the fights. I mean, they were trying to knock off his head like it was a freaking golf ball, his body was the tee, and their fist or something was the freaking club! Thankful, the pranks he could pull where awesome. Dark, but that's the best kind of awesome when it comes to pranks.

The next day, Dash opened his locker to find a weird box. It was odd not because it was in a weird shape, but instead because it looked totally normal. There seemed to be no wrong intentions or weirdities as you would find on April Fool's day. It was so normal, it was almost surreal. But yet, there on the package was a note clearly written:

"April Fool's Dash! ~Danny Fenton."

Off course, Danny Fenton. Fenturd is known all throughout the school, perhaps even the town, as an April Fool's Master. Though, his streak seems to be going down with this box.

Dash opened the normal box still in his locker. What was in there was just Fenton's head looking at him.

"Hi Dash!" Danny's head smiled happily.

"Please Fenturd, that's the oldest trick in the book." Dash rolled his eyes unimpressed.

Dash swiftly kneeled down, and punched the lower locker open. He stared at the empty locker. There was nothing in there. Not the crammed body off Fenton as he'd expect, but just plain air. Nothing.

Dash shakily reached his hands into the box and pulled out Danny's head.

"What's wrong, Dash?"

Dash stared at the head, eyes blank. He didn't even flinch when the blood splattered onto his shoe. Finally, the blond jock dropped Danny, running off with a scream as high-pitched as a girl's.

After a little bit, Danny's invisible body came into sight, along with Tucker Foley holding a camera. He walked over and picked up Danny's head in his arms, not scared at all, but instead smirked a bit as Danny laughed like crazy.

"Danny, dude, best April Fool's joke ever!"