I do not own Danny Phantom or any of the characters. They are doing a life sentence to their original creators without the chance of parole. Enjoy part 1 of Operation babysit.

Skull island

"WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Could be heard within a 20 mile radius of the ghost zone.

"God damn it Ember will you shut that brat of yours up! She has scared away the prey I have been trying to catch for the past week!" Skulker spat in distaste.

Skulker never got the chance to say another word seeing as several musical blasts of power all hit him with no love lost with them.

"She is your child as well dipstick! So don't you go calling our child my brat!" Ember hissed only for the baby to scream even louder.

"God damn it Ember! You are a horrible mother! Ever since that brat was born you haven't been able to keep her quiet! All she does is wail, at the worst times, and has destroyed all of my prized pelts and trophies! Plus with the way she cries I am starting the think that you had an affair with the whelp!" Skulker spat venomously.

Hearing Skulkers comment was more than enough to make Ember's neon green eyes match that of her girlfriend Kitty, and if she wasn't nursing her daughter while holding her she would have murdered Skulker for saying that.

"You asshole, I never cheated on you especially with Baby pop! I have been nothing but faithful to you despite all the shit you put me..."

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The baby screamed apparently seeing as her mouth was no longer on Ember's bosom effectively cutting off the rock diva.

"I swear that child of yours is going to destroy our marriage! Whoever said kids brought couples together needs to be killed, brought back to life and killed again!" Skulker spat causing Ember to sigh.

"I know what you mean dipstick. We haven't had a moment of peace since 'our' little Dakota came into our afterlives." Ember said with a bit of annoyance and love.

Dakota if you looked at her was the spitting image of her mother. Like Ember she had pale skin, neon green eyes flaming hair. The only thing that linked Skulker to their child was the fact that unlike Ember Dakota had flaming green hair instead of flaming blue hair. However, the love felt for her child quickly eroded when she heard a bodily noise and began to smell something extremely putrid.

"God damn it Ember what the hell have you been feeding her? More sour milk that is making her..."

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dakota once again screamed causing Ember normally calm flaming hair to rise 50 feet into the air due to her anger and annoyance.

"Calm down you little dipstick mommy will change your stinky diaper. Skulker go get me the fresh baby powder, baby wipes, and diapers now! If I have to smell this putrid stuff any longer than I have to I swear I will end you!"

"Sure you will Ember, then you will be alone to raise Dakota and on the up side I will actually get some..."

"Oh shut up and get the stuff I need!" Ember hissed as Skulker flew as fast as he could to get the things Ember needed while the former rock Diva was struggling and failing to calm her baby down.

'I am just a blob in a set of cyber armor Ember, there is no way I can get you pregnant so let not worry about protection! He says!' Ember thought bitterly as Skulker came back with the supplies. 'I swear if I could do it all over again I would force him to wear the rubber or I wouldn't put out.'

As Skulker grabbed the putrid smelling diaper and tossed it into an open flame, Ember proceeded to get the baby wipes and proceeded to clean Dakota's poop cover behind. Moving quickly Ember then grabbed the new diaper placed some of the baby powder on it and proceeded to place little Dakota onto the pamper. That is until her pale behind started turning bright red which followed with the loudest scream yet.

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Skulker you idiot I told you not to get that cheap cornstarch baby powder as it gives Dakota a rash! I swear you are an even worse father than a... God gross I know you are a girl, but I swear she can aim like a boy!" Ember spat due to Dakota giving her a surprisingly accurate golden stream of piss in her face.

The only upside to the situation was that despite her discomfort Dakota had surprisingly stopped crying and was for once laughing.

"Ember what did we do to deserve the spawn of Satan himself? Cause I swear the only time she is laughing and happy is when she does things that cause us grief." Skulker said in dismay.

"As much as I hate to agree with you I think you are right on the former part. I swear she is driving me up the walls! I know I just became a mother but if I don't get a break from Dakota soon I swear I am going to end up..."

"I know she is evil incarnate, but she is our evil incarnate child! If we were to do that to her, the both of us would be sent to hell no if's and's or but's about it! We need to find someone to watch her for a week." Skulker said cutting off Ember only to earn a frown.

"After what happened last time Spectra swore she would never babysit for us again. Kitty and Johnny are already expecting their own child, so that is out as well. Bertrand surprisingly had the same response as Spectra when it came to babysitting, and thanks to our enemy relationship (AN: Friendship not romantic) with baby pop not even Pandora, the woman who loves kids will help us." Ember thought to herself before an evil smile came to her face.

"Ember why are you smiling the smile that I know promises pain to someone? I know I have been insensitive but I didn't do anything to..."

"Don't worry dipstick I just got a great idea on how we can get some peace and trust me it is a doze. Since I can get where we need to go faster I need you to look after Dakota until I get back. If I find one flaming hair out of place by the time I get back I swear you won't be getting any for the next year do you understand?!" Ember said before handing Dakota to her husband and vanishing in a whirlwind of flames.

Fenton works

"There we go, finally that 20 page report that Mr. Lancer gave me to do is finally finished." Danny said to himself as he uploaded the report to his cloud account while making a backup of it. "Now hopefully I can spend some time with... Oh great just what I needed company." Danny bitterly thought as his ghost sense went off.

No sooner did Danny say this did a whirlwind of flames appear and a completely messed up Ember appeared before him throwing Danny for a loop.

"Before you attack me, I will let you know I am not here to fight you. In fact I am hear to ask you a favor that I am willing to pay handsomely if you complete it." Ember said causing the young halfa to raise an eyebrow.

"What exactly could you possibly have that will make me even want to consider taking up your offer?" Danny asked dryly.

"Me and Skulker forswear on our ghostly afterlives that we won't hunt you or attack Amity for an entire year." Ember answered completely shocking Danny.

Stage out

So ends part one of Operation babysit. I saw this challenge, and seeing as I felt a creative urge to try something new I decided to take it up. As for those I owe challenges to don't worry I am working on them as well. Any thoughts, comments, concerns about this? If so send me a PM or leave a review sharing them. Until Next time.