Author's Note: I originally posted this story on AO3, including the tags "Stalking" and "Study Drugs." One character also makes some ignorant assumptions about aromanticism, though those assumptions will be challenged by a more informed character. Please use your best judgement.

Sebastian

Counselor: "You pulled a knife on him."

Sebastian: "Yes."

Counselor: "A butter knife."

Alois

Counselor: "We got the results back."

Alois: "And they were clean."

Counselor: "4 types of drugs, but you've got prescriptions for all of them."

Alois: "What'd I tell you? I'm totally, boringly, virginally clean. Can I go now?"

Counselor: "You've got prescriptions for 5."

Claude

Counselor: "What's so funny?"

Claude: "Life. Also the fact that, since I've walked into this room, I've identified five ways to kill you right now. Not that I'm seriously considering the subject."

Counselor: "Really?"

Claude: "If I were serious, I'd have at least 15 by now."

Ciel

Ciel: "How much of this is going to be on my record?"

Counselor: "Nothing. You're not accused of anything at all. This meeting is meant partly to help us understand what happened, and mostly to help you."

Ciel: "That's almost sweet."

Counselor: "What is?"

Ciel: "Thinking anyone can help me."

Grell

Grell: "I didn't freak out because of the fight. Frankly, I took the attention as a roundabout compliment. That's what I have to do with everything in life."

Counselor: "Everything?"

Grell: "Yes. Someone punches me in the face . . . Somehow, I promise you, it's a compliment."

William

Will: "I think this meeting is useless."

Counselor: "I respect that. Can you at least tell me why you've reached that conclusion?"

Will: "Is there a space marked 'Counseling' on the Common App? I do my twelve extracurriculars for the twelve extracurricular slots, and not a thing more."

Lau

Lau: "I cannot claim any direct knowledge of the fight, as I was absent at the time, studying diligently in the library. In fact, I do not claim any knowledge at all."

At first glance, this story looks much like a script. FF's guidelines bans scripts, apparently because the owners think such works should not merely be read; scripts must be completed by actors and settings and so on, in order to be fully appreciated. "Weston College Prep" stands in sharp contrast to script fics, then, as it is meant to tell a full story when read straight from the page; the dialogue shows you everything you need to know, exactly when you need to know it. Furthermore, this fic by and large does not include stage directions, camera angles, etc., and I did not write it with TV/film/the theater in mind. Thus, after quite a bit of deliberation, I have concluded that this is not a script fic and is in compliance with this website's standards.

I hope you enjoy your tour of Weston College Prep!