After reading a bunch of these and hating them, I have done the unthinkable an posted an Auther's note. Please forgive me.

I've also decided that since I like writing these ficlets with few words and deep thought, I will continue to do so. I plan to take requests as half the time I'm a lazy human being with no creative thought. I warn you, however, that I will be on vacation for two weeks and will be thrust into a place with no wifi.

Please don't pity me; it's on a beautiful island where I'll be scuba diving and getting a tan.

I'll see you soon, and I thank you for reading this far.