Title: Two in One

Summary: Let us commence the conversation between father and daughter or "Are you gay?" AU

Disclaimer: KuroShiro2000 does not own LL.

"Umi," her father spoke, "have a seat. I'd like to have a word with you."

She obliges, "What is it father?"

"...I know that we haven't had a serious talk between the two of us," he slowly began, "and I think it is time now that you've come to age. Let us commence the conversation between father and daughter—"

"Wait father, hold up." a bewildered Umi interrupts, "What are you talking about?"

"Let me finish, child." he calmly replied, "Sonoda Umi, you are my only child that I've come to be proud of. You've done well in the dojo of both archery and kendo. In addition, maintaining the traditional japanese dances. Meanwhile, you're an independent, straight A-student."

Mr. Sonoda pauses, letting his daughter take in. Afterwards, "In simpler terms, you're like the son I never had. That said, there is another important matter I must speak with you about."

"...And what would that be, father?"

"Are you gay?"

"What?"

"Are you g—"

"I h-heard you!" a red-faced Umi sputtered in embarrassment, "W-what brought t-t-that u-up?"

"There is no need to feel shame, I was merely curious." her father confronted, "It came to my attention that you've never brought/mentioned any boys in this house besides those friends of yours. In the end, I will accept you for who you are. Do not fret, your mother approves of this as well."

"O-okay…?"

"However, your mother and I will be expecting grandchildren."

"Okay..."

"You are dismissed."

She doesn't waste another second.

"Before you go, Umi..."

Said daughter inwardly curses, "Y-yes?"

"Do you happen to like Kotori-Chan? I've noticed how you—"

"Father!"