Steve put down his phone, rubbing his face with an exasperated sigh. Somehow, he had gotten roped into a date with one of the worst superhero that ever existed. Steve let out another sigh, feeling a headache coming on.

"Hey Cap, you okay?" Sreve opened his eyes to see Tony Stark standing there, holding two cups of what Steve hoped was coffee. "I'm fine, but Wade just asked me out on a date." Pink tinged the Captain's cheeks as he accepted the cup Tony handed to him. Tony made a face and sat down on one of the plush chairs that was in the room that served as Steve's office.

"Are you going to go?"

Tony asked, sipping his coffee (black, of course). Steve thought for a moment. "I don't really want to, but I feel obligated to. He said he'd pick me up." Tony chocked on his coffee. "Are you crazy?! Wade would probably kill you!" A thought flashed across Tony's face and he thought for a moment.

"Actually, a date with Wade wouldn't be so bad."

Steve snorted and shook his head. "And you say I'm crazy." Tony laughed. "You're pretty lucky. I've heard that Deadpool doesn't go out with a lot of men. I mean, yes he's Pan, but he claims that he prefers women." Steve shook his head, not believing the words that were coming out of the usually snarky man.

"You must be something special if he wants to go out on a date with you."

Steve stared at his friend (?) With a puzzled look on his face. "What could be so special about me!" Sreve wondered, causing Tony to laugh loudly. "Stevie, have you seen your fucking body? Sa-woon." Steve blushed and threw a pencil at the laughing man. "Watch your language, and shut up!" Tony laughed harder, putting his coffee down on Steve's desk so he wouldn't spill it. "All I'm saying is that he must like you. Just go and enjoy yourself; I'm sure it'll be fun. You can't say you're ever board when Wade Wilson is around."

Steve thought for a moment. "Yeah, I guess you're right. After all, what could go wrong?"

What indeed.

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