A/N: hello! I don't know what I just wrote but here's the letter P. Pokeshipping of course ;). Drunkin Ash and no those are not typos LOL it's awkward? Write someone drunk :/

Pairing: Pokeshipping

Plastered

"Y-you are jush sho prettyful Mist. I mean it". Ash slurred as spoke to Misty or well at least tried to anyway.

"...Prettyful is not a word Ash",Misty replied as she kept mouthing said word to herself.

She continued,"Besides, you had way too much to drink. I think you need to stop..."

She was cut off by a black and red gloved hand resting on her now rosy cheeks.

Ash threw her a 'Gary Oak' cocky grin.

"I'm still thir- thir. I'm not dom. Er, done yet"

The red head blinked a few times before removing his hand which a plastered Ash took as she was wanting to 'hold' his hand.

With now a toothy grin.

"You so like me!",Ash screamed put followed by a hick up.

The Gym Leader chose to ignore that.

He's completely intoxicated anyway he wouldn't even remember even if I said 'yes' anyway. If he wasn't drunk he would realize we are dating.

"Shut up Ash, you're going wake your whole street up and your mom. So let's get you home and straight to bed..."

"Told you so. You so wan, want me!"

Giving up and rolling her eyes at his innuendo she grabbed his arm and dragged the much larger teen to his mothers house.

If I'm lucky Delia is still asleep

Ash was quiet for the rest of the way into the house and let Misty drag him to his room and where they would both be sleeping.

Misty faced him,"Come on get out of those clothes and put your pajamas on. Try to get some sleep".

Ash's eyes popped open and his jaw hit the floor.

"What are y-you doin' Mishty?",Ash slurred still not coherently speaking.

With a sigh she replied,"Changing into my pajamas".

The red head threw on one of Ash's large shirts on herself after she took off her bra and panties which Ash was still rooted to his spot as he was staring.

Misty then crawled into bed. "Come on, get some sleep. You're going to need it".

Ash followed like an obedient Growlithe pup. "That all I'm- gettin' ?"

"Yes, now good night Ash".

She rolled over and closed her eyes once she heard Ash snoring a couple of minutes later. He clearly passed out after all that drinking he did.

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I feel like shit and why is the room still spinning. Arceus my head, I feel like I split it open.

He stopped whining to himself when he felt a slender arm on his chest. He was about to panic but calmed down as fast as it started when he saw a mass amount of red hair.

Thank Mew. It's Misty. I swear I would never be able to live with myself if I cheated or something because I was drunk and stupid.

He was interrupted by the person next to him. "How's your head Ash?".

"Terrible. Babe?"

"Yeah?"

"How bad was I last night?"

"You knew my name but forgot I was your girlfriend and you were pretty adamant that I liked you and wanted fuck you when I dragged you home and took my clothes off to put your shirt on to sleep"

"Ugh, I'm sorry Misty"

"It's fine, the last time you did this was your first time drinking and that was a month ago. This is your second time and you acted the same but I was there just like last time"

"I'm never drinking again. I feel just as horrible as last time and I don't want to be that drunk that I don't put two and two together that your my girlfriend Mist"

Misty laughed,"It's fine. Man you were plastered though. It's a good thing your mom wasn't awake-"

"ASH KETCHUM!"

"-never mind..."

END

It's a short one but nonetheless hope you enjoy lol