Hey guys, it's me. You might be wondering who I am, and why I'm saying hey to you guys" when I'm an inexperienced, new writer with no fans even for the one story I have up. Me too.

Just a few things that you might want to know about me: This is the first story I've written in a while, and my only post to FFnet as of now. Don't go off thinking that I'm some Wattpad elitist and hate this site, because it's really the other way around. You don't see any other stories because my tablets have crappy keyboards that I hate typing on and I've just been an inactive piece of slug crap until the movie Zootopia and the fanfic "Zootopia Drabbles" inspired me.

I won't take any character requests unless I specifically say so at the end of a chapter. To be clear, this means that I won't take anything like "ples put inn mai OC" unless I say otherwise. I request that you post no requests without a request for requests by me. If you haven't been able to understand that all and post your character for me to use, I'm going to have to put you on the wall of shame. I also won't take request from people who want to be my editor. I check over my writing myself, even if it makes these fics take longer to write, because it's something I can (for the most part) and should do on my own. TLDR No requests to edit, no OCs, I'm lazy. That's it, c'est fin. Enjoy the story.

Rated Teen for a wee bit of cussing and innuendo.

Oh yeah, set two years after the movie, and Nick and Judy are now a couple. Just like, what, 68% of the fanfics out there now?

-Disclaimer: I don't own Zootopia. If I did, I'd be ordering custom gold-plated toilet seats to go in my mansion, not writing a crappy fanfic.

Judy had never identified herself as an easily-frightened bunny, but now she was starting to get scared. Just a little. She held her breath as her partner, a red fox, came around the corner. His face was stained blue on one side, and he grinned savagely as he turned to face her. She squeezed her eyes shut, wincing in anticipation of what was to happen.

"Found you!" the fox exclaimed, hurling a handful of blueberries at her.

Crying out as she stumbled away, Judy tripped over the couch and landed on her head, inciting a wince from the fox she had just been hiding from before. His attitude became a bit more calm and relaxed, if only by a little.

"Sorry Judes, but I didn't know you'd be that sensitive to a bit of juice. I mean, It probably won't stain…"

She shook her head and glowered at him.

"You pretty much painted me blue. And my uniform, or the parts of it that weren't blue already. I told you not to, especially right after I've taken a shower!"

"Uhh…"

"You know what this means, right?"

"No?"

The bunny smiled, seeming to love the discomfort that she was making Nick feel. "I'm taking another shower… and you're not allowed to join me."

The fox gave a little smile. On the inside of course. This was a punishment he could live with for a day or two. He was at least a little relieved that he had escaped worse punishment at the hands of an angry bunny.

"For the next w-"

Nick fell to the floor, begging for forgiveness, but it did little to pacify the angry bunny goddess in front of him.

"Week", she continued, smiling sweetly at the anguished but overdramatic fox before her. Going into their bathroom, the door locked with an audible click. On Judy's mind... maybe the new kiwi-scented soap this time?

Make sure to tell me what you guys think of this chapter preview coughcoughahem . If your personal opinion is that my intelligence or writng ability is on-par with a mentally disabled sea cucumber's, be sure to tell me why. I know it's a bit short too, but once I get into the swing of things I'll keep uploading. Remember to leave a review so that I know if ya love or hate it.

Days until next update: 1 to 4, depending on what I see for reviews in 9 hours.