A/N: Soooo we're here with a... different kind of story from our norm.

Quilla: a crossover! yay!

Alice: yup! Haha, we hope you enjoy it!

Quilla: this first chapter probably won't make much sense

Alice: but it's not supposed to - it's distorted

Quilla: haha xD I see what you did there

Alice: without much delay, here's Distorted!

Distorted

"Hey, I'm Jaune."

"Ruby."

"Hey, don't take Crescent Rose!"

"Would you like to accept this mission? I understand if you don't want to - it is pretty difficult for your first solo mission."

"You're not allowed to be a failure."

"Hello, welcome to Kunugigaoka Junior High."

"You're killing a monster stronger than any of the grim you have faced so far."

"You don't think I can handle it?"

"Keep up if you can, Rose!"

"Your name is the only thing you'll need. Ruby Rose."

"We're friends, you can trust me."

"What's so wrong with being different anyway?"

"Oh thank goodness we found you!"

"He lied."

"I don't get it, what is going on?"

"Hit her again."

"You're a natural."

"My head hurts."

"DOC!"

"I want to be... I don't know what I want to be."

"He likes you~!"

"You don't know that!"

"I think that I'm forgetting something important."

"I'm just a girl with a colorful name."

"I think there's a lot more to you than that."

"What's going on? LET ME GO!"

"SHUT HER UP!"

"C'mon Ruby! Everyone's waiting!"

"You could always stay if you wanted."

"I'm sure going to miss you."

"Who is that?"

"Wow, he can grow a tail."

"You're an unusual girl."

"She won't remember what we did to her."