Selina shoved her hand out from under the covers to grab the offending phone off the nightstand. It wasn't hers; it was Lois' and therefore didn't require her to fully wake up or check the caller. Selina had ended up with the phone at 2 am when Clark had made one last ditch attempt to convince Lois to come home. She'd snarled at him, with some helpful threats added in the background from Dinah, and that had been the last they'd heard from him, until now apparently.
"Clark, I swear to your precious–" She growled into the phone her voice roughened from singing along as they'd danced at the club.
"Lane!" The voice that was decidedly not Clark barked out of the other end of the line. "You tell me how it is that I have to find out my prize reporter is out with not one but two pieces of billionaire arm candy partying the night away from tabloid trash? I'm being called for quotes Lane! Quotes!"
"Probably because she calls us friends not 'arm candy'." The voice dripped with ice.
There was a long pause. "Miss Lance?" Came hopefully.
"You're just having a shitty kind of day, Mr. White." Selina slid out of the bed and headed for the door. "I'll just go wake Lois for you. Be sure I'll pass your kind words on to your boss the next time I'm on his arm."
Selina was sitting at the kitchen breakfast bar with Dinah when Lois emerged from her room.
"You have a way of scaring scary men, Selina." Lois shook her head and smiled at Selina. "The terrifying Perry White is shaking in his boots."
Dinah slung her arm around Selina's neck companionably. "That's our girl. Arm candy one minute, scary businesswoman the next, terrify vigilante after that. You keep it up you're going to make the rest of us arm candy look bad."
Selina shoved at her playfully and snorted. "He wasn't scared of me at all. He's scared because Wayne Enterprises owns the Daily Planet and I threatened to tell Bruce what he said. He's afraid of what Bruce might do to him for insulting his girl to her face. Or her voice. Or whatever." Selina waved it away with her hand. "Like I care."
"We're everywhere this morning." Lois explained. "Like the two of you partying it up in New York wasn't big enough news you had to bring the Daily Planet's ace reporter with you."
"Of course, he wants his headline out of too." Dinah narrowed her eyes thoughtfully.
"You're thinking devious thoughts, birdie." Selina murmured.
Lois' eyes flicked back and forth between her friends. "What are you up to?"
A shiny black Amex suddenly flashed into Dinah's hand. "Well, we were going shopping anyway. Why don't we give Perry an exclusive no one else gets with Lois Lane's byline?"
"I can get behind that." An identical card except for the name on it appeared in Selina's hand. "So which billionaire pays?"
"Joint venture?" Dinah responded. Selina nodded her agreement.
"Let me get this straight." Lois stared at the two women. "You have some plan to give me an exclusive and you just happen to have Ollie and Bruce's Black cards to pull it off."
"Never leave home with it!" Chorused the two women.
Monday's edition of the Daily Planet featured a picture on the front page of the three women with their arms around each other. They were surrounded children at the city's largest soup kitchen. On their shopping trip they had bought winter and regular clothing for adults and children, along with toys and books. A supply of food would be delivered later that week. The headline read:
"Oliver Queen and Bruce Wayne Join Forces to Do Good in Big Apple."