Thanks to everyone who read, favourited and reviewed the last chapter. Sorry it's been so long. As ausual I own nothing. Kurt is in italics and Blaine in bold. Enjoy

Can you die from boredom?

Rachel?

Argh yes. I love her but she's being going on and on about how the song she sung for her audition was played in the wrong key on purpose.

Was it?

Probably not. Can you die from boredom?

I guess if you did something to quell said boredom that ended in your demise then sure.

I just told her that if she was the professional she claimed she is then she could sing it in the key it was played and still do well.

Ouch!

It was one step too low Blaine. Still well within her range.

Oh. Well. What's the problem then?

I honestly don't know.

You'd think maybe she would have gotten less dramatic as we got older.

She has a little I guess.

Really? How so?

Well she doesn't walk around with duct tape on her mouth to protest Mr Shue's 'mistreatment' of her anymore so...

Really? That was a thing?

Oh yes.

Why?

She didn't get the solo. I remeber Mercedes texted me about it.

So we were at Dalton?

Uh-huh.

And I was still clueless.

Probably.

HEY!

Loooove yoooou.

There's still so much I don't know about you guys.

So much you don't need to know sweetie, trust me.

Blaine it's Rachel. I borrowed Kurt's phone because I thought maybe you'd see reason. Do you think that the so called pianist at the audition had the right to sabotage my audition?

Rach. I doubt that is what he was trying to do.

Argh. You sound just like Kurt.

Aw thanks. Thats the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

What did you say to her?

Ummm..

Never mind I read the texts.

Is she angry?

No. Just annoyed that the world doesn't see things her way. The world being her two 'favourite gays.'

Why does she still call us that?

Does it bother you?

Not really. It's just it started as a joke and never really went away.

She doesn't mean it in an offensive way.

I know. It's endearing... I guess. In a Rachel Berry kind of way. Just so you know you're my favourite gay. :D

Good to know sweetie.

Am I your favourite?

No my other husband is.

Kurt. I never knew.

Idiot.

Is that his name? What does he look like? Could I take him in a fight?

Wait don't answer that.

Except the part about taking him in a fight. I used to box you know?

I am sure you could take him. Being that he is imaginary and all.

Wait. You lied to me.

:D Okay Rachel is driving me crazy. I'm heading home.

Ok. Artie and I just finished our COD marathon so I'll leave now.

I have no idea what that is.

Call of Duty.

Oh.

Still none the wiser huh?

Pretty much. See you soon.

Ok baby. Subway safely. xx

Thanks for reading.