Hey everyone! It me, your Dunkle Shadow!

Now I bet you all are wondering what this is. Well, you see my young warriors of the future, this is a Jaune x Massive!Harem.

(Mini rant, ingore if you want as it not important at all)

To tell you all the truth, I'm tire of all this NarutoxHarem crossover. I mean come on man! About 87% of Naruto crossovers in a harem for Naruto. I get it, his life suck, he awesome, he blah blah. But, if you actually look at others anime prprotagonist, their some that had it a lot worst, and still come out on top! I know Naruto is easy to make a harem for, but come guys, and ladies, let try to make a crossover where he don't get a harem! And if you think I'm just being bias about it cause one reason or other, if you look, you see I'm telling the truth. So, let me challenge you all to make a crossover fic with Naruto and the main character of your choosing goes to his world and make a harem there! With girls like Sakura, Ino and, here come some whining fans, Hinata.(Duck from a bullet) I don't get pay for this! Also, note I said SOME!

(Mini rant over)

Anyway, after discussing it with 'Unknown Plague' and 'Almost Stupid' they agree this was a good idea and are willing to help me time to time to disscuse , I also got some help and support from mines good buddy's Fox Boss and Gamelover41592. So please, give them all some love and thanks them.

I didn't not intended to ask for much help. But I love it, it will make this story run smoother in the long run. And check out some of their stuff, they are really good.

Okay, Rant and Author note finish. Thanks for being patient and enjoy this story.

'I wonder how much stress Coffee-chan can ease after this.' Ozpin though to himself as he took a sip from his normal coffee mug that he was force to drink in front of the council.

"How are we going to make peace with these shinobi and kunoichi, if we don't know any about them!? What if we are being set up for a trap!?" Random Council guy 2 said.

"They just finish a war, So I doubt they want to lose more men and women for another one." Richard, council number 4, said calmly.

"I agree with Richard. They are still weak to attack other, but still strong enough to defend their home if we attack first. So I suggest we try and make them allies, not enemy's." Ozpin said as he took a sip from his mug.

"And how do you suggest we do that!?" Sneer Council guy 3. Ozpin had to resist the urge to roll his eyes at their rudeness.

'They wonder why I never bother learning their names.' Ozpin though with a sigh.

"I suggest we sent a team of four students. One from each kingdom with two guardians to watch over them. This way, we be showing a sigh of trust and that we aren't trying to start a war with them." Ozpin example calmly.

The council began to murmur to themselves, discussing the idea among themselves. Ozpin couldn't blame them on this one, he did just suggest a long shot at best. But he know this will work as he have a certain student in mind to do this and come home safely.

"The council had agree to the idea and we will discuss who will be representing us." Jack, the leader of the council and the only one doing his job without selfish gain.

"There no need. I'm sure each headmaster's of each school can pick their own." Ozpin said with a rise brow.

Jack gain an amuse expression at Ozpin. He was aware of his nature and tend to bend things to amuse himself at any moment.

"I guessing you already have someone." Jack stated, more then ask as he grin at Ozpin.

"I do. His name is Jaune Arc and he will lead the team we are going to sent." Ozpin said with a small smile.

"And why should we let him lead. This could be an attempt for you to gain more power for yourselves." Lily ask with a frown. Ozpin roll his eyes at her accusation. She always except a second goal from someone, and he respect her for being careful. But it still a hassle to deal with sometimes.

"He an Arc. The Arc's are heroes are well knows heroes and have a strong sense of justice as we all know. So sending him to form peace between us and them is the best choice we can make as a whole." Ozpin said as he took a sip from his mug.

Mummers fill his room as he waited for them to discuss his decision. After a moment, they came to an agreement.

"Fine. We let Mr. Arc lead this team, but should a war break out, it on your and his head's. This may be our only chance to form peace with them." Council person 5 said as he rub the back of his neck, trying to relive stress.

"I understand. I shall the other headmaster's and wait for their responds." Ozpin said as he quickly turn the screen off before they could say anymore.

He let out a big sigh of relive as he started to contact the other headmaster's.

'I'm too old for this.' Ozpin said as he started to sent messages to the other headmaster's.

(Hour's later)

"Here the final list for the selcted team." Said a random female fox faunus.

"Ah thank you Kyu. Is there anything else?" Ozpin said as he took a sip from his mug.

"Actaully yes, Team RWBY and JNPR are having a food war with team SSSN and CFVY. I wondering if you want to me to stop this?" Kyu ask.

"No. Let them play around while they can. In fact, how about we watch them? I'm curiose to see how this play out." Ozpin said as he got up from his desk and begain making his way to the door.

"You just want an excuse to skip out on work for a bit right?" Kyu ask with an amuse expression.

"Yes. So are going to join me or do you wish to work." Ozpin said as he open his door.

"You know what I want. So let go!" Kyu said happily as she grab Ozpin arms with hers and started to drag a blushing headmaster away from his office.

As soon the doors close, two people drom in. One landed on the desk and broke it, but the other one landed next to the desk.

These two are author knows as 'Shadow gumball of death' and 'The Unknow Plague'.

"I don't think we made it home? Did you get the setting wrong? Again." Said Shadow.

Unknow looks at Shadow while wearing his mask but no noise comes out. He start freaking out pulling a small box out of from his hood. Shadow started laughing at his misfortune.

"Cat got your tongue buddy?" Shadow said with a chuckle.

Unknow places the smoking box by Shadow.

"V-v-voice b-b-b-bo- box bro- a** hole!" He try to said. Shadow laugh even louder at his friend bad luck.

"I told you to use Leo's instead. His is really unbreakable, but nope, you understatement landing. Pretty badly I may add." Shadow said as he recover from his laughter.

Unknown grabs paper from the broken glass desk he landed on writing something handing it to Shadow then walking off.

''You didn't even know I couldn't talk a*** and why weren't you roling in pain when we fell!?"

"That because-" Shadow could finish his sentence as the two heard angry footstep down the hall.

Unknown pale as he regonize who those footstep belong too and summons rats and use them to hide in the gears in the office as one of the rats drop a note to Shadow.

'Every man for themselves!' The note said.

Shadow quickly use his powers to hide in the shadows in the room as he was scare on why his friend was so frighten.

The door slams open to reveal an angry Glynda. She ooks at the desk and glare at it as she made a motion with her ridding crop and the table was fix.

As she was leaving, the two could heard her grumbling to herself.

"Cafin addict! Sending me to fix his mess! After selecting Arc for this meeting!" Was all the two could make out as she slam the door shut when she left. The force of the slam cause Unknown to fall from the gears and cause Shadow to be force out of his hiding spot and to the ground.

'Man, she seem piss.' Shadow though as he dust himself off.

"You know, despite how scary she can be, I would still tip it and not regret it as she ends my life for it." Shadow said as he started to look through the papers on the desk. He also throw a certain mug as Unknown came out of his hiding spot.

It shockly effective!

The mug did not survive though.

(Somewhere in Beacon)

"Ozpin! Are you okay!? Kyu ask with a concern expression.

Ozpin look like he just witness a very close friend being murder.

"Something terrible just happen." Ozpin said as he felt the need to hold a funeral for something important to his life.

(Back with the duo)

'What was that for!?' Unknown wrote and threw the paper at shadow as he got up from the ground while holding his sour head.

"For basically abandoning me." Shadow said with a shrug as he was reading the papers.

'Whatever, but you do remember when you groped the last Glynda from the last dimension right?' Unknown wrote as he gave the paper to Shadow and glance out the window.

"Yes. Exactly the reason why I'm not doing anything at the moment. I like living." Shadow said as his eyes widen in shock.

'And if you remember she used me like ammo when you groped her while I was drinking tea with her talking why would you even do that then you groped Yang! She threaten that if I didn't help her she would castrait me!' Unknown wrote.

"Yang, now that was an accident. Glynda and Emerald are the only two I'm willing to risk getting attack from. So, sorry about that. But did you know that Yang actaully likes you?" Shadow said as he quickly look through Ozpin computer.

The password is 'Coffee-chan'.

'So you actualy groping every women in that demantion after Glynda was a 'accident' you even got Cinder and Neo. Then Tiga and Crow came when they found out that was funny he was burning like Yang with blood red eyes. She hasn't seen my face and you know I look like Jaune in every RWBY demention?' Unknown wrote, if he could speak at the moment, Shadow no doubt his voice would be full of humor.

"Glynda and Emerald are my two favorite. So I wouldn't mind getting attack from them. But as for everyone else, I didn't touch. So stop trying to make me sounds like a pervert! And no, I did not. That explain why she kept calling you vomit boy. " Shadow said as he reread the papers to make sure he have it right.

'Hey you knock into them all running face first into their chests. I even have a video from that day.' Unknown wrote as he pull out a video on his phone. Shadow froze at the video. Unknown didn't seem to notice his friend sudden expression as he was watching it and wrote.

'Not my fault you ran before Glynda could castrate you. You should pay more attention when you run.'

"You need to delete that video!" Shadow said as he grab Unknown shoulders and started to shake him hard.

'Why?' Unknown wrote sloppy as Shadow final let go.

"Cause if my girlfriend find out about the video, she will murder me!" Shadow said as he look around the room, afraid that his girlfriend was listing to them.

'I think your being dramatic.' Unknown wrote as he recovery

" Trust me. She'll knows one way or other. That just how bad my luck is!" Shadow said with a shiver.

'Look, I'll delete later. So jus calm down.' Unknown wrote as he felt like he needed to calm his friend down a bit.

"Thanks. Now back to businesses, look at this." Shadow said as he recover quickly. Unknown roll his eyes from under his mask and read the papers that Shadow gave him.

Unknown eyes widen in shock at what he reading, before his body started to shake in excitement.

" Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Shadow ask with a big smirk.

'Rig it and follow them for our amusement. Also call a few others to watch this unfold.' Unknown wrote happily.

"Yep. Now let see. We switch the team with these three and as for the team name, how about MNJR for Majorelle." Shadow said as he begging to use his powers to change the papers to his liking.

'I suggest we hurry, I can feel two present coming.' Unknown wrote.

"Alreadyd done. Let get out of here!" Shadow said as he grab Unknown by the shoulders and teleported out of there.

Just when Ozpin walk in with Kyu.

"That was an interesting fight. I wonder how the next one would go." Ozpin ask himself with a slight him, but froaze as he saw something that shook him t his very core.

"What wrong Ozpin?" Kyu ask as she look toward what he was looking at. She gain an expression of fear as she saw the remains of a coffee mug.

'Oh no.' Kyu though with a whimper.

Ozpin let out a roar of pure rage and agonist.

That was the first day the students at the school can admitted to shitting their pants without fault and sham.

And done. I hope you enjoy the chapter and looking forward to more in the future. Also, thanks to my fellow author for helping making this a thing and not just a though. So show them love and read some of their work's. Also, please leave a review and stuff as we are about to get classy, so get an monculse while your at it.

Here are the teams and guardian's in case you wondering.

Beacon:Jaune Arc

Haven: Reese Chlorise

Atlas: Neon Kat

Shade: May Zedong

Guardian's: Glynda Goodwhitch and Winter Schnee.

Bye everyone and have a good day/night/afternoon!

P.s. I put up a poll, so please look at it when you can, that wold make me so happy.