A\N: This is a rewrited Story,formerly Sleepwalking, but now will have new everything so keep your eyes out there for new chapters and Steve becoming the Alpha. I like the Steve from the old Seasons by frankly sometimes i think he is a second Brian,he first does a lot of shit and then grows up with it,but then later he changes again. Well my Steve has a personality that i keep to make it stay that way,that means...NO GOING BANANAS (that damn episode)

Everyone wants a little bit of excitment in their lifes,but for me? Just another boring day...why? Well maybe because it doesn't matter if you got an Alien from another planet or a talking gold fish with a human mind or even! a Dad how works for C.I.A

But that is besides the point for now. I was just Getting home when school ended. When inside i heard my mom in the kitchen talking to herself and..Oh yeah where are my manners? by the way my name is Steve Smith.

*The Smiths House*

''I can't believe that fucking asshole!'' A blonde haired housewife said going away from the kitchen

'Wow! what is wrong with mom? she seems upset' Steve thought worried.

''I think i know the reason'' Klaus spoken behind him.

''Ahh! jesus! Klaus sometimes i really forget you're here'' Steve said looking at the fish.

''Be quiet now Steve,do you want to know why Francine is so peeved or not?'' With a no nosense look.

''Geez fine speak up'' The boy said crossing his arms

'' Well it ooks like it's been two months,since the last time Francine and Stan had any...you know 'bed time' and she is getting cranky about it.I mean we all know he sucks at it since that poltergust shenanigan but...''

''Ahrhghg Klaus I don't want to hear that'' Steve said grossed out.

'' Hahaha c'mon Steve don't be a child,we all have heard it or saw it by accident once'' Klaus smirked.

'' I am a MAN!'' Steve said annoyed to be call a child.

''Real man dont spend their days playing with action figures and wonder when their going to get laid in the future Steve. I may be a fish now but i had the 'balls' to get the girls on me''

''Big talk coming from a fish,go to hell Klaus''

"Using such language already huh?"

Feeling angry Steve ran away from there and towards his own room,to stay safe and away from anything that might make his day bad.

'Stupid Klaus,acting like he knows everything about girls,but i guess he is right about one thing..." ughh Im such a loser! If things keep up like this,i am going to die a virgin! That does it, tomorrow it begins,I will do whatever it takes to get laid'' He spoken with conviction.

To say i am going to stop being a virgin is easier said then done,no plan came to my mind without ending in failure,but once the night arrived, me and my family all did the same thing we do all night. My mom didn't speak to dad and he was only talking about work like always, Hayley was talking some shit about the world and how everyone would die because of it, and roger was traveling around places doing his own thing, don't ask me what it is,is better that way trust me. Once foo was eaten and time came to get some shut eye i went to my room just wanting to sleep and maybe have a nice wet dream.

However,i had no idea that at that night something amazing and out of my realm of imagination was going to happen. I started feeling something on my crotch and weirdly enough it felt really good,it was almost like a nice and sexy lady was going down on my shaft,even the saliva felt real.

''OHhnnn! Yes that's right suck it more,hmmnn girl this feels so real"

The boy then ended up opening his eyes to try and see more of the wet drea...but that was no wet dream,he was still on his bedroom and when looking at his own lower body to see what was going on.

"What the FUCK?"

With his eyes wide open the nerd sees that someone is actually sucking his hard member,but if that was no dream then it only became harder to admit,that it was reality when seeing the identity of the one bobbing her head up and down.

''M-Mom? W-what? Your ahnn!W-wait stop your not suppose to do this 'is she sleepwalking?' " Steve said grunting in pleasure of this sinful moment.

The Blonde haired milf known as Francine Smith was indeed sucking her own son cock like a sweet and tasty lollipop,moving her head up and down giving him the best blowjob his dreams could never give and it was getting faster while her hands were going for his 'Gems' Lightly squeezing them.

''WOW! O-ok t-that is a bit to far and a-ahnn! so good! Ohh fuck! I c-can't take it anymore,ahnn! ahnn! AHNHNNNN!"

Steve moaned for a while trying to get the sound of his orgasm with the pillow while he unleashes it all in his mother mouth really hard,it felt like the most wild climax he ever felt,letting out more fluids then any porn video has make his wiener release,and all of it she just went and drank all like a milkshake;his body trembling in the moment of pure bliss,shameful,amazing...bliss.

''Wow...That was...i...i will come with a word for that later''

He said still dizzy and shocked by what just happened. For some reason, after the blowjob Francine now stands back on her two feet and decides to walk away from his room,almost like het thirst for the night was quenched.

''W-was this even real? No it can't be a dream that was real...good luck sleeping now Steve'' He said to himself knowing it would be a while for him to go back to sleep.

I got myself through a lot of crazy and dangerous situations no teenager would believe me,but what just happened last night? I still can't believe my mom gave me a Blowjob while sleepwalking...and is was AMAZING! Now i know what your thinking right now,but Steeeeve! She is your own mother,that is wrong...well guess WHAT? I don't give a fuck anymore if that was incest,to be fair i always thought of my mom as sexy and hot,everyone has a member of the family in which you have the hots for,is only natural really,i should be glad i am not a serial killer,it can always be worst.

But next morning after waking up i took the courage to go downstairs and look for her in the kitchen,to see if she remembered what happened last night. My penis was still feeling the sensation of her soft lips around the tip of my head,the sensation of happyness,pride and shame being a part of my morning was new.

'Cmon...stop being a pussy' "H-Hey mom Good morning" He said looking at her preparing breakfast.

''Oh Good morning sweetie,did you slept well?'' She said with a happier mood.

''Did something nice happened? you seem on a much better mood'' He asks sweating a bit.

''Hmm...well it was nothing much, i had a dream where i was ahn...eating a big 'banana milkshake' last night, and it was so delicious. Haha it's silly right?'' She said looking away,it was obvious that she was lying.

'' That's good to hear'' 'Maybe she also had a wet dream and ended up going on my room,trying to talk it out with this obvious lie...oh man she got such a nice pair of boobs'

Steve thought looking at Francine bossom who jiggled every time she moves around,such sight can give any straight man a boner by just staying on its presence. After that he decided to visit Roger place to try and figure things out about what was happening to his mom,because everytime something weird like that happens...its never just by coincidence.

"Hmmm...lets see what we got here" He said looking around the place.

''If you mean finding a nice whisky that is not just apple juice then good luck, those fuckers lied to me, selling this crap'' The alien said holding a keg of what seemed to be booze but was apparently fooled.

'' AHHH! What the hell Roger, when did you come back?'' Steve said surprised he did not hear the alien coming.

''It doesn't really matter, but i want to ask, what brings you here?'' The grey alien said looking curious.

''Well i dont know if i should tell you but...I am in a tight situation'' He said not sure he should tell him.

''Ohhhhh! I love those situations,the weirder the better'' He smirks clapping his hands.

'' I don't know if it is a good idea telling you''

''C'mon Steve,i sawPretty much stuff that is way weirder then anything you can throw at me and that is just your planet,also i wont tell" He said making innocent eyes.

''Hmmm...Well last night my mom sort of came in my room while sleeping and...she might have ended up giving mea blowjob and i may have blow hard filling her mouth?"

The Boy said every bit of the word with a nervous smile on his face while Roger took the revelation with a neutral face before opening up a bottle of apple juice and drinking it up...only to then spit all of it in Steve face.

"Eww! Roger"

''WHAT? SHE DID INCEST?'' Roger said clearly shocked for once.

'' ROGER! Shut up! I dont want anyone hearing this" The boy said clearly scared.

''Hahaha ohh Franny i know you were a kinky horny of a bitch, but this? Ohhh this is great!''

'Great? What are you talking about? How can this be great for you?"

''Settle down Steve,it waso nly a matter of time really. I was wondering how long until really,i mean humans are a species who love sex more then any other addiction the might have and incest? Is a thing that happens all the time even though its suppose to be 'prohibited' Your mom,sister,aunt or whatever can be super hot but just because you have relation of blood with them,then your not allowed to have anything? Cmon we all know is hotter that way" Roger said winking at someone.

''I...Guess everyone likes what they cant have'' Steve said knowing that incest happens on society more than one can think.

''Steve what would you say if I tell you,that i can help in giving you the sex you want? Not just with your mom if your still into it by the way,but all the ladies you want really easy?'' Roger offered a big offer.

'' What? You can do that? Please tell me you are not joking or i swear to God..'' Steve said not in the mood for being taken for a fool.

''No jokes here Steve,i have many ideas in how i can make that happen, but your going to have to give one thing in exchange'' Roger said with a devilish smirk.

''And what would that be?'' Steve said ready to regret this.

'' I...want to film all the possible sex like situations you may end up. So i can sell it for profit in the porn department,they are the best in the market inclusive incest'' He said with a simple thumps up.

Was he serious? Roger was not the kind of gu...alien you can trust without something coming badly wrong,he could end up betraying him or taking all the blame of something and make the boy a scapegoat for all he can think...but then again the possibility of getting laid and destroying his virgin status fills Steve with Determination.

''We have a deal Roger. Whatever it takes for me to get laid! i'm so done being a virgin'' The geek said

''It's a pleasure doing business with you partner'' Roger smirked in a Excellent fashion that would make jealous.

A\N: Ok who here enjoys Incest? Hahaha just kidding,keep your kinks to yourself. My favorite versions of Francine in sexy art are the ones made by Grigori and Arabatos,you guys should check that out. Enjoy this American dad story,we all know its easier to give plot to this one then Family guy.