*The events DIDNT really happen*

Autobiography of Irwin Caruso ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yes! Its me, Irwin Caruso! And this an autobiography of my young adult life! Written as a young adult so I wont forget one FABULOUS moment, that you, my adoring public would want to know about! Yes, I know who you are, because, I mean, who could blame anyone for wanting to know about ME? I'm sure that once I'm famous everybody will already know about how prehistoric, crazy heroic, and absolutely gorgeous I was (and still am) so I wont miss a detail on that part of my life either. But enough about me, although I COULD go on forever, but lets talk about my team, the Dino Squad.

I'm going to start with Buzz, he was the pterodactyl and, you know, we were team mates and friends (and hopefully still are), but sometimes, he would be so ANNOYING. There are many, many things that have opposites... and Buzz and I are two of them. We are black and white, dirty and clean, hot and cold, etc. The next few chapters/stories will illustrate my meaning. These events really happened.