OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH, READERS! DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR YOUR NEW SERIES STARRING YOUR WORLD FAMOUS, TWO TIME CHAMPS, and Dean Ambrose, AND FEEEEEL THE POWAAAAAAA!

Dean: Are you going to do that at the beginning of every episode?

Big E: Yup.

Dean: Oh, Christ. You know what? Let's just start this. Ladies and like two gentlemen, welcome to the spin off of my show, Dean Ambrose Says Nope To Stuff, New Day Says Booty To Stuff. The format is basically the same accept, I say a person or a thing, and a member of New Day call it booty. You understand? No? You're a retard. First thing. Eva Marie.

Big E: Booty! (Oh, so much booty! She friggin' sucks! Holy Shit!)

Dean: Rihanna's new album.

Kofi: Booty (Don't listen to it, man!)

Dean: Anything that has to do with Total Divas.

Xavier: Booty ( Kill It! Kill it with fire!)

Dean: The fact that the Bella Twins have fans.

Big E: Booty

Dean: Ryback winning the IC title last year.

Kofi: Feed me Booty!

Dean: The Divas Revolution storyline.

Xavier: Booty (Really, WWE? You constructed this whole thing. You brought three great talents from NXT in Sasha Banks, Becky Lynch, and Charlotte for this bullshit?! You gave us false hope that things were gonna change in the Women's division. The only reason you brought them up was to hide the fact that Nikki Bella was going to break AJ's record. She didn't defend the damn belt once from the time the NXT girls came up, to that shitty RAW episode where Nikki broke the record. That whole storyline was just a big fuck you to AJ, the fans, and the whole division. Nikki Bella fucking sucks!)

Kofi: Whoa, X! Calm down. Don't let negativity win.

Xavier: I'm sorry, pops. It's just, as long as we have shitty women wrestlers like Nikki, Brie, Eva Marie, and Cameron, the Divas Division will never be taken seriously. Hell, if we keep calling them Divas, they won't be taken seriously.

Dean: For once, I agree with you Xavier.

Big E: WEEEEEELL, THAT'S THE END, FOLKS! SEE YOU NEXT TIME! IT'S A NEW DAY, YES IT IS!

Dean: Will you quit it with the goddamn yeling?!