i do not own spider-man or deadpool.

warnings: maybe ooc, superdenial!spidey

Peter Parker, as Spiderman, was on patrol—watching out if something bad might be happened all of sudden in the town—when a really familiar merc came out of the blue with an unapproved back hug. The Merc with Mouth, Deadpool, Wade Wilson, or whatever he was, exclaimed by then, "Hi, Petey. Long time no see. You miss me, don't you?"

Wade's emergence was exactly bothersome enough to make Peter's excitement turned sour. Peter stayed quite for a second, no replying yet.

"Hey, Baby Boy, don't you want to gimme a greeting kiss?" Wade said casually, starting to tighten his hug.

Silence apparently was not the right solution for Peter to chase away Wade. Wade still teased him without any exhaust; calling him by really ridiculous name Wade made, attempting to get his kiss, and persuading him to let Wade sleep at his place through the night.

Wade kept on tempting Peter until the Spiderman was beginning to get annoyed. "Stop, Wade. I can't concentrate! Why do you usually do such things to me?" he exclaimed, the voice was a bit cracking.

Peter gave him an intensify glance while Wade seemed indifferent about it. "Oh my Petey," Wade then answered, "When I said I am in love with you, I meant it."

"Why? Why me?" There're so many creatures in this world, why should be me?

Wade smirked. "I love everything about you, even every inch of your skin, from head to toe, as Spiderman or Peter Parker as well," he said. Peter didn't care Wade was joking or being serious; to be honest it was just embarrassing. "I'm crazy about all of you—oh, but ..."

"But ...?" Peter asked, astonished.

"There's something on you that I really want to change," Wade insisted.

"What is it?"

Wade's face was hidden under the mask that Peter couldn't figure out what kind of expression he made. Yet the Spiderman really assured that Wade was smirking as he said, "Your last name, Darling."

Peter startled, staying quite for a second. He couldn't hold out to reflect an image if someday his name will be ... Peter Wilson?

No. No. No!

What the hell.

"Geez, you said something unnecessary again," Peter murmured.

Peter's reaction might be seemed boring but Wade could realize that his voice was a bit stuttering. Then he pulled out the Spiderman mask all of sudden, leaving Peter's bare face that actually was blushing. His cheeks were burning in red, couldn't be even cuter.

"Give me back my mask!" Peter shouted angrily, but his face still adorably red.

"What are you trying to hide, Petey? Are you embarrassed after heard my proposal?" the Deadpool still held on to hide the mask behind his back.

"Shut up! Just give it back!"

"My, you're pretty mesmerizing in red, Sweetie."

"I hate you, Wade!"

"I love you too, Petey."

fin.

writing this to improve my english skill and to celebrate the release of deadpool movie whoohoo!