A/N: It was July 2015. Three weeks, seven books, eight movies. That includes the half week wait for "Prisoner of Azkaban." That is the story of how I became a Potterhead.

Wrote this exactly one month later on August 31st, and am just now deciding to post it XD

Song (obviously) to the tune of "Shake it Off" by Taylor Swift.

Enjoy ;)

I say it's too late, I got lightning to my brain
At least, that's what muggles say, mm hmm, that's what muggles say, mm hmm
It's far too long a wait, eleven years to board the train
At least, that's what wizards say, mm hmm, that's what witches say, mm hmm

But I keep fighting, can't stop, won't stop trying
I've finally got some new friends by my side saying it's gonna be all right

'Cause the Dursleys gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
And my scar is gonna ache, ache, ache, ache, ache
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, shake it off
Death Eaters gonna rage, rage, rage, rage, rage
And the wands are gonna wave, wave, wave, wave, wave
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, shake it off

I've performed some crazy feats, but I had help from all my peeps
And that's what they won't see, mm hmm, that's what they won't see, mm hmm
I'm nothing on my own (nothing on my own) throw some spells out as I go (spells out as I go)
That's what they don't know, mm hmm, that's what they don't know, mm hmm

But I keep returning, my scar can't, won't stop burning
It's like I've got a Dark Lord in my mind saying, "Y'all gonna die tonight"

All my fans are gonna rave, rave, rave, rave, rave
Umbridge found out the DA, A, A, A, A, A
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, shake it off
Now Draco's put in play, play, play, play, play
And I really just can't stay, stay, stay, stay, stay
So baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I'll shake 'em off, shake 'em off

Hey, hey, hey, just think while you've been dying down to all the Deatheaters and evil little Slytherins of the world you could have been getting down to this sick beat

My ex-Cho cried under mistletoe
She's like, "Oh Cedric," but I'm just gonna shake it
And to Miss Weasley over there with the fire red hair
Why don't you come over, Ginny, we can shake, shake, shake

Counting down my final days, days, days, days, days
Voldemort has gotta pay, pay, pay, pay, pay
Baby, I've just gotta shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake 'em off, shake 'em off
The last horcrux ain't the snake, snake, snake, snake, snake
So it's time I meet my fate, fate, fate, fate, fate
But hey, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I'll shake it off, shake it off

I, I'll shake it off, shake it off
I, I'll shake it off, shake it off
I, I'll shake it off, shake it off
I, I'll shake it off, shake it off
I'll shake it off, shake it off
I, I'll shake it off, shake it off
I, I'll shake it off, shake it off
I, I'll shake it off, shake it off

Harry stared at the screen of his laptop as the last bars of the song faded into silence. He blinked slowly. "I will never understand my Muggle fandom."