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CHAPTER 1 zEPHRYAa GETZ aReesTed!1!1!

ONSE UP ON A TIME, der wz a very sexu beutiful girl namd zephyra!111 and dat gurl wuz ME!11111111 I had veyr long blak hair wit colorfull streeks thru it that were blue, purpl, gold, and pink!1 Mi eyz wer rainbwz and mi teeth wer very strait an pretty cuz i dont need braases!1111111 LOL! One day I wuz weairng a long blak dress wit pink lacy stuf all over, a gold belt aroudn mi waist, a necklace wit a REEL SKORPION in it, a bunch of gold chain jewlry stuff all over it some hi heel bootz dat wer 10 inches high and SOME LACY BLAK BRA AN A BLAK LACY THONG DAT DINT COVER MI BUT ALL DA WAY!111111 (bcuz covering up is 4 pruds, lol) I wuz so sexiii11!1111 Den I wuz bored, lol so I decicded to go oiut on a SUPER SEXYY DATE wit mi boyfriend fred!11111111111

"HEY FRED i sed sexily then kissed fFRED on da mouth!111111

"MM MM YEA BAY!11111" Then we started DOIN IT!11111

Then,suddenly HE STARTED RAPING ME!1111 I scremd "RAPE!1111111111" then took out mi nife and STABBED HIM THRU THA HAERT!111111 T/her wuz blood an shit goin evrywher an then fred dyed and I FUKING TOOK HIS CORPSE AN BURNED IT AN THREW IT IN A FIRE!11 Then I started doing a satanic victory dance but then...SEXY MEN WERING FBI CLOTHS THAT SAID 'FBI" ON THE BAK APPEARDDN ADN STARTED ARRESTING ME FOR NO RESIN!1111111

"OMG UR UNDER AREST!1111111" said the sexy guy wit sexy beown hair. He wuznt weirng nothing but a vest an i could see all his sexxy mussels underneath. He sexily touchd me as he put the handcuffs on me rists. "Wer takin u 2 jail ung lady!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Then, the FBi Sexy guyz took me out 2 der car thrw me in an then loked the door!1 I wuz stuck!11111 I tryd bangin at da door (no not bangin dat way lol lololoolll) den it dint open so i started cyin. Da teerz wer sparkly n pink n they went all over da flor of da car, den on of da guz saw mi cryin an he tryd to CONTORT me!111111 "DONT WURY BABY" he sed creply then I bashed him in the face n said "OMG GO AWAY U CREEPY RAPERR!111111" He wuz dat bald guy, he wzu so ugli!11111 LOL!1111111111 Da on who calz evry1 "baby" lol. Den Da car finishd drivin an dey got to da jail an took me out!111111 Den...

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