1. Yelling random words in the middle of important situations is not allowed. "Universe!" "What?" "Just ignore it." "Pig!" "Danish!" "Turtle!" "Duck!" "-Ow!" (Idea from the lovely PoppyseedPomphrey)

2. No more theme songs.

3. For your own safety, please stop insulting Director Furys knitting.

4. Natasha, please stop changing Captain America to 'Grandpa Frisbee' on all official SHIELD documents.

5. Bruce, I understand that getting Tony to sleep is important, but could you please stop drugging his coffee in an attempt to get him to go to bed.

6. Never play poker with Natasha. You will lose. Spectacularly.

7. Steve, please stop hot-wiring the Quinjets.

8. The Avengers are now banned from the zoo. (The incident with Thor and the leopard was the last straw.)

9. Please stop making attempts at stealing Director Fury's eyepatch.

10. Please return the 10,000 Bucky Bears.