Kingdom Hearts crack!

Neo: Guess who's back? Back again, Neo's back with a friend...Wait, I HAVE NO FRIENDS!

Disclaimer: Pure unadulterated crack!

What if your favorite characters came by to your house?

*Me and Neox arguing about something stupid when Cloud Strife and Leon Leonhart showed up*

Neo: Le gasp!

Leon: Where are we?

Cloud: I don't know!

Neox: Neo, calm down-*Is too late as I start fanboying*

Neo: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Cloud: I'm gonna kill him!

What if they went on a date and they were OOC?

Leon:*Waiting nervously and very fidgety* Where is he?

Guy: Hey, aren't you the leader of that Restoration Committee? You're pretty hot.

Leon:*Oblivious* Um thanks for the comment mister...

*Suddenly, a sword was between them*

Leon: *Happy* Cloud!

Cloud:*Also happy, but really pissed at the guy* Sorry I'm late Kitty, but Sephiroth was being a bastard.

Leon: Is it because I'm your Light?

Cloud: Yeah.

Guy: Hey you sure are cut-*PUNCHED OUT BY CLOUD*

LOL What if one of your favorite characters met a Seme or Uke version of themselves? This should be good...

Uke Leon: Yay, Cloud!

Cloud: *Blushing at how cute the Uke Leon was*

Normal Leon: Who the hell are you?!

Uke Leon: Leon, duh...*Twiddling his arms and standing in an effeminate pose pissing Leon off*

Cloud: I like this Leon*Smirking*

Leon: No you fucking don't!

Uke Leon: Meow!

Cloud:*Smirking still as the Uke Leon got on his lap submissively* (This is kinda hot)

Leon: *Grabbed the other Leon away from Cloud* Don't even get any ideas, blondie.

(AN: You all know damn well that Uke Leon was flanderized to fucking hell and always is)

LMAO! What if one of them made bed fort because they were lonely?

Cloud: *Looks at Leon's bed fort* Leon.

Leon: Hi...

Cloud: *Joins Leon and hugs him cutely*

Leon:*Blushing*

D'aaaawwww! Now a situation on why one of them wear what they wear?

Cloud: Leon?

Leon: Yeah, Cloud. What is it?

Cloud:*Looks at Leon's leather pants...especially his ass*

Leon: *Confused and oblivious*

Cloud: Why do you wear leather pants?

Leon: Well, there very easy to move in and are very breathable-

Cloud: Doesn't it feel weird on your ass? I mean they do look really tight on you.

Leon: W-what?!

Cloud: Also, if they fit you and are breathable why do you wear four sets of belts around your waist and hips?

Leon: Well I-

Cloud: Also, why do you have belts around arms?

Leon: I-

Cloud: Another thing-

Leon: SHUT UP CLOUD!

Now a situation where one of them has been turned into a animal crossbreed?

Cloud: Um...Leon why do you have cat ears and a tail?

Leon: Merlin.

Cloud:*Secretly cheering because of his secret perverted mind*

Leon: Yeah so we're not having sex until this wears off.

Cloud:...(WHAT!)

Leon:*As he's walking away with his neko tail swaying about* P.S. even if I'm like this...I'd still never let you be seme.

Cloud:...DAMMIT!

Now what if one of them loved to cross dress?

Cloud: *In a beautiful dress* I looked so pretty...

Leon: Cloud I'm-*Sees Cloud in a dress and is frozen solid*

Cloud: Gah! Leon this isn't what it looks like!

Leon:*Has a nosebleed from Cloud's cuteness*

Cloud: Meep! Oh no! Leon!

AND DONE!

Neo: This was made outta boredom. But still read and review and tell me what you think!