Kingdom Hearts crack!
Neo: Guess who's back? Back again, Neo's back with a friend...Wait, I HAVE NO FRIENDS!
Disclaimer: Pure unadulterated crack!
What if your favorite characters came by to your house?
*Me and Neox arguing about something stupid when Cloud Strife and Leon Leonhart showed up*
Neo: Le gasp!
Leon: Where are we?
Cloud: I don't know!
Neox: Neo, calm down-*Is too late as I start fanboying*
Neo: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cloud: I'm gonna kill him!
What if they went on a date and they were OOC?
Leon:*Waiting nervously and very fidgety* Where is he?
Guy: Hey, aren't you the leader of that Restoration Committee? You're pretty hot.
Leon:*Oblivious* Um thanks for the comment mister...
*Suddenly, a sword was between them*
Leon: *Happy* Cloud!
Cloud:*Also happy, but really pissed at the guy* Sorry I'm late Kitty, but Sephiroth was being a bastard.
Leon: Is it because I'm your Light?
Cloud: Yeah.
Guy: Hey you sure are cut-*PUNCHED OUT BY CLOUD*
LOL What if one of your favorite characters met a Seme or Uke version of themselves? This should be good...
Uke Leon: Yay, Cloud!
Cloud: *Blushing at how cute the Uke Leon was*
Normal Leon: Who the hell are you?!
Uke Leon: Leon, duh...*Twiddling his arms and standing in an effeminate pose pissing Leon off*
Cloud: I like this Leon*Smirking*
Leon: No you fucking don't!
Uke Leon: Meow!
Cloud:*Smirking still as the Uke Leon got on his lap submissively* (This is kinda hot)
Leon: *Grabbed the other Leon away from Cloud* Don't even get any ideas, blondie.
(AN: You all know damn well that Uke Leon was flanderized to fucking hell and always is)
LMAO! What if one of them made bed fort because they were lonely?
Cloud: *Looks at Leon's bed fort* Leon.
Leon: Hi...
Cloud: *Joins Leon and hugs him cutely*
Leon:*Blushing*
D'aaaawwww! Now a situation on why one of them wear what they wear?
Cloud: Leon?
Leon: Yeah, Cloud. What is it?
Cloud:*Looks at Leon's leather pants...especially his ass*
Leon: *Confused and oblivious*
Cloud: Why do you wear leather pants?
Leon: Well, there very easy to move in and are very breathable-
Cloud: Doesn't it feel weird on your ass? I mean they do look really tight on you.
Leon: W-what?!
Cloud: Also, if they fit you and are breathable why do you wear four sets of belts around your waist and hips?
Leon: Well I-
Cloud: Also, why do you have belts around arms?
Leon: I-
Cloud: Another thing-
Leon: SHUT UP CLOUD!
Now a situation where one of them has been turned into a animal crossbreed?
Cloud: Um...Leon why do you have cat ears and a tail?
Leon: Merlin.
Cloud:*Secretly cheering because of his secret perverted mind*
Leon: Yeah so we're not having sex until this wears off.
Cloud:...(WHAT!)
Leon:*As he's walking away with his neko tail swaying about* P.S. even if I'm like this...I'd still never let you be seme.
Cloud:...DAMMIT!
Now what if one of them loved to cross dress?
Cloud: *In a beautiful dress* I looked so pretty...
Leon: Cloud I'm-*Sees Cloud in a dress and is frozen solid*
Cloud: Gah! Leon this isn't what it looks like!
Leon:*Has a nosebleed from Cloud's cuteness*
Cloud: Meep! Oh no! Leon!
AND DONE!
Neo: This was made outta boredom. But still read and review and tell me what you think!