Scorpius Malfoy: The Master of the Two Hour Female Orgasm (And God only knows what he does to men)

"Everyone welcome Scorpius Malfoy! Master of the two-hour female orgasm!"

"Oh Merlin, Lily, will you please shut up?" Albus rolled his eyes while Scorpius put his head down as his girlfriend came over to him and kissed his cheek.

"Please," Lily scoffed, sitting in between Scorpius and her brother. "You're just insanely jealous."

"That I can't have a two hour long orgasm?" Albus laughed. "No, I am definably not jealous of that."

Lily rolled her eyes. "No, that I'm with Scorpius and you're not."

Albus bellowed. "Yes, because I definably want to bone my best mate."

Lily shrugged. "You said it!"

"I'm sitting right here, you know." Scorpius sputtered with a glare. "And I would appreciate if we could keep my sex life private, thanks."

Gringotts: [Words instead of Said] Bellowed, scoffed, sputtered