Warning: If you're looking for a story with any real plot then turn back now XD

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"Knock knock."

"Not this again."

"Who's there?"

"Why are you playing this with him, Drake?"

"Me."

"Will you please just shut up?"

"Me who?"

"Drake, I will kill you when we get out of here."

"Oh, you know, just me that's tied to a chair with my two brothers who hate my knock knock jokes and my other brother who is actually being nice and playing with me." Dick glares at the wall in front of him, not being able to see said brothers, while the other three just roll their eyes.

"We're never gonna get out of here if all you're doing is telling stupid knock knock jokes." Jason says trying, and failing, once again to get out of the ropes holding him to the chair.

It started out as a normal night. Batman, Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin all went on patrol, Batman and Robin went out together while the other three went solo, the four ended up together, fought, decided to work together while Batman was in one of his moods (the reason Damian left), fought again, Damian and Tim tried to kill each other, take down a few bad guys, Dick and Jason had to stop Tim and Damian from actually killing each other...You know, just a normal night.

That is until the Riddler showed up during one of their fights. They didn't even notice the knock out gas until it was too late. When they woke up they were strapped to four chairs in some warehouse with their utility belts, gloves, and boots in a pile in the corner of the room.

They've been there for about half an hour that Tim has counted in his head, but have no clue how long they were out for before they woke up.

About ten minutes in Dick decided it would be fun to tell knock knock jokes, and after about twenty (who knows how many more he has in his head) they started getting stupider and stupider.

"Knock knock."

"Will you please shut up!?"

"Drake, I am not kidding. I will murder you in your sleep."

"Remind me to but an extra lock for my door. Who's there?"

"Boo."

"I'm warning you, Replacement!"

"Boo who?"

"I'm seriously considering telling Father to un-adopt you!"

"Hood and Robin are going boo hoo hoo, because they think my jokes are stupid."

"They are!"

"No they are-"

"They're not wrong." a voice they all know says. A dark bat-like figure steps out of the shadows.

"Meany." Dick says as his former mentor unties him. Once he's untied Batman goes out of the room to get Riddler, and anyone else who might be there, to take them to jail as Dick starts to untie his brothers.

Once he unties Tim the younger hero starts walking to Red Hood until Nightwing grabs his arm, holding him back.

"Aren't you going to untie us, Dickiebird?"

"Hmm, I don't know if we should. I mean, you wouldn't even listen to my knock knock jokes."

"Nightwing, I demand you untie us this instant!"

"Will you listen to my knock knock jokes?"

"UGH! Babybird?" Jason asks hopefully.

"Hmm, I don't know."

"How about this. Hood, I'll untie you if you promise to give me a hug everyday for a week."

"You have got to be kidding me."

"Robin, I'll untie you if you promise to not try to kill me for a week." Tim says.

"Fine, but after the week is up you'd better watch your back."

"Fair enough." Tim says walking over and untying Damian. Once he's free the two of them grab their belts, gloves, and boots before grabbing their older brother's things and walking over to the two oldests who were still bickering.

"FINE!" Jason finally yells, and Dick walks over to him with a victorious look on his face.

Tim and Damian hand them their stuff before they all run out and meet Batman where the BatMobile is parked.

"What took you four so long?" Batman asks.

Dick smiles, "Nothin'. Just joking around a little."