EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
AXEW
VS
ZAX
BEGIN

[AXEW]
WELCOME ABOARD ZAX IT TIME FOR A POKE BATTLE
SOON YOU'LL GET BONED YOU GRUMPY LITTLE ASSHOLE
YOU ARE IN WEEZIE BODY WELL LET ME ASK YOU THIS
WHEN SHE CHANGE HER CLOTHES AND PEE DID YOU SEE HER ASS AND TIT
I'M THE BEST POKEMON IN ALL OF THE UNOVA
YOU JUST SIT THERE COMPLAINING AFTER WEEZINE SAY LOVE YA
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME YOU'RE NOT EVEN A POKEMON
WITH ONE DRAGON BREATH AND YOU'LL BE GONE

[ZAX]
WELL CORK IT DRAGON POKEMON YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A CRYBABY
NOT GOING IN YOU'RE POKEBALL YOU ARE SUCH A SHITTY PUSSY
YOU TRAVEL THE UNOVA WITH THAT JUNGLE GIRL IRIS
THAT BITCH GOT PROBLEM BECAUSE SHE IS ALWAYS PISSED
THE ANNIE IN YOUR SHOW IS SO CRAPPY BORING
YOUR FAVORITE FOOD IS APPLE WELL DON'T BE A BABY
MY SHOW IS BETTER IT IS MORE AND MORE QUIET
ALL OF IRIS POKEMON IS JUST A PIECE OF SHIT

[AXEW]
HEY WHO ASKED YOU ABOUT IRIS AND MY POKE FRIENDS
YOUR SHOW IS CANCLED BECAUSE IT'S LOW AGAIN
YOU ARE NOT A REAL DRAGON JUST A GRUMPY LITTLE TROLL
I WILL USE MY HIDDEN POWER TO TAKE YOUR LITTLE SOUL
THE BADGE ON YOUR CHEST GLOW CRAP LIKE A SUN
YOU ARE NO GOODY AND YOU ARE NO FUN
WHEN I FINISH WITH YOU YOU'LL BE HOME ALONE CRYING
YOU HATED THE DOCTOR WELL YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY

[ZAX]
YOU BETTER WHATCH IT AXEW I STILL BREATHE FIRE
I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE JUST TO MAKE YOU A CRIER
YOU CAN'T TESTIFY ME I AM MUCH MORE HANDSOME
YOU GET DIRTY AFTER A BATTLE WELL YOU ARE SO DUMB
YOU ARE SIMILAR TO SPIKE BECAUSE HE'S A BABY DRAGON
YOU TWO SHOULD FUCK EACH OTHER UP AGAIN AND AGAIN
I DON'T NEED SOME SHITTY POKEMON I GOT MY POUCH TO STORE
GOODBYE AXEW HAVE FUN YOU WHORE

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE