While the girls had been doing their thing for the guys, the boys were trying their hardest to figure out their part….it isn't going so well.

Natsu had given everyone a piece of paper and he was the last one to receive his piece. He looked into the hat and saw that there were two pieces instead of just one. "Huh, I wonder who the other person was. But I've seen everyone take a piece." Natsu looked around the guild to try to figure out who he didn't see. Then he spotted Gajeel. "Oh, yeah Metalhead didn't get a piece."

Natsu walked over to Gajeel who was steady eating more iron. Natsu stuck the hat in Gajeel's face and looked away. "What is it Salamander? Can't you see I'm busy?"

"Doing what, eating just to make yourself fatter?" Natsu laughed at his terrible insult.

"What the hell, that didn't even make sense! What the fuck do you want, anyway?"

Natsu continued to shove the hat in Gajeel's face. "Secret Santa. I can't get my piece until you get yours so hurry up and pick." Gajeel looked at Natsu and stuck his hand in the hat. "If it'll get you off my ass, then sure."

Gajeel took a piece out and opened it. "…..bunny girl. Now you pick."

"What, I was supposed to get Lucy!" Natsu sighed and stuck his hand in the hat too. He pulled a piece out and read the name. "Levy. But I don't want Levy! Gajeel give me your piece! I want Lucy!"

"That's not the point of the game idiot. You're not supposed to get who you want. If you did, then good for you, but you didn't so sucks ass for you I guess, but not bunny girl's ass." Gajeel burst out laughing.

Natsu deeply sighed. "Fine…..fight me for it."

Gajeel got up and started walking towards the door. "Nope, the game is to pick someone and get them a gift. I'm about to go do that now. If you wanna come then let's go." Natsu looked at Gajeel and he crossed his arms. "Alright, I'll go. Where to though?" Gajeel started laughing. "You'll see."

The guys were walking for quite a while until they reached a costume store. Natsu looked at Gajeel with a confused expression. Gajeel ignored him and just walked in. The cashier looked up and saw the boys. "Oh, Gajeel, it's nice to see you again. What brings you here today?"

"Well, turns out I'm playing secret Santa, so I got someone perfect so I might as well get something perfect for them. Can you tell me where your 'special ones' are? I know you have them in here." The cashier chuckled to herself. "Ah, you're right. I do have ones like those but they aren't for ordinary customers….or first timers." She took a glance at Natsu. Gajeel caught on. "Don't worry, this is his first and last time in here. He's here to get something like me too."

The cashier squinted at Natsu. "His heart is too pure Gajeel. He isn't like you. He won't get what any of this is for….it would mean nothing if your brought him any further. He can't go."

"Dammit….Salamander, listen. Sex is when a dude and a hot chick fuck each other. What I mean by that is you stick your dick in her pussy and you make each other feel good. I'm sure in that thick head of yours, you've thought about screwing bunny girl before. Now think about it now. Think about her naked ass being fucked by you."

Natsu started thinking about it, and Gajeel could tell he was thinking hard…maybe too hard. But low and behold, a boner! Gajeel turned and looked at the cashier. "Now can we go? I can explain what the other stuff is for if he needs it. I'm sure he can figure it out for himself but if not I'll explain."

The cashier shook her head and sighed. "Okay, if you really think he can be around those things then I guess it's fine." The cashier pushed a button underneath her desk and a door had opened up. There was some sort of weird glow emitting from the room that was in front of them. The cashier walked into the room and waved her hand around as if showing off her collection of special items. She walked over to something that Natsu kind of recognized. "Hey, I've seen one of those before. In Lucy's bathroom. I didn't know what it was so I left it alone."

Gajeel laughed to himself. "I think I can understand why she would have one of these. She couldn't ask you to please her if her legs were spread wide open in front of you! I wouldn't blame her either. You're lacking in the sex department….big time." Gajeel looked around but he didn't see what he was looking for. "Not these special ones. I mean costumes. I wanna see your special costumes."

"You should have been more specific dear. Alright, come this way." Gajeel and Natsu followed the cashier into another room that was opened up and when they walked past the door way, there were sexy costumes everywhere. It was like sexy costume heaven. "Here we go! This is what I'm talking about!" Natsu just walked around the room to look at the costumes. He picked up one of them and took it to Gajeel. "Hey, why is there just string all over the place for this one. Aren't these supposed to be clothes?"

"Salamander, you're killing me. Yeah, they're clothes, but they're supposed to go on the chick. It makes 'em look sexy as hell! Trust me, if this was on bunny girl, you would want to tear it right off of her. This isn't for Levy though, that's for sure."

Natsu looked at Gajeel. "I thought you were getting something for Lucy?"

Gajeel chuckled. "Nope, I'm gettin' somethin' for shrimp." Gajeel turned his attention to the cashier. "Do you have anything that screams teacher? She likes to read and I love it when she's thinking. I want something that's tight, something that lets out her curves, especially her ass."

The cashier looked around the room to see if she could find anything. "Oh, yes I see. How about this one?" She held in her hand the sexiest teacher uniform Gajeel had ever seen. Of course he had never been to school, but he had seen some teachers in magazines and they weren't as sexy as Levy was going to be when she wore the outfit. "Hell, yeah! I'll take that one! Salamander, hurry up and pick something."

"What, I'm not getting anything from here? I want to get Lucy somethin' else."

"C'mon man, don't you want to own her? Someone else is probably going to take her this Christmas and you're gonna be alone jackin' off like normal."

"Shut the hell up! Fine, I'll take…..this one then!" Natsu held out a bikini that was see through at the cups and at the bottoms. I'm sure I'll like this on her, even though I like anything that Lucy is wearing."

Gajeel wrapped his arm around Natsu's head. "Oh trust me, you and me both are gonna love these chicks in these things. We are going to have the best fuck ever! Man, get excited already!"

Natsu raised his fist in the air and hollered. "Hell yeah we are!"

"Now you're gettin' it Salamander!" Gajeel and Natsu walked out of the room and paid for the costumes. They went back to Natsu's house and they decided to chill for a bit. Natsu plopped onto the couch and looked at Gajeel who was sitting on the floor. It looked like he was thinking a little bit. "Hey, what's up?"

"I'm thinking of how we're going to get them into bed with us."

"You want all of us in the bed at the same time? I'm not comfortable sleeping with anyone other than Lucy."

"No you idiot, I'm thinking of how we're going to get them to wear the costumes and then screw 'em. This is gonna be harder than I thought."

Natsu and Gajeel were both on the floor now, thinking. Then Natsu started speaking. "How about we invite them over to Lucy's house? And then we just talk to them about it?"

"That's gotta be the dumbest idea I've heard in my life! C'mon! Think of something better!"

Natsu tried thinking again…"Okay how about we invite them to Lucy's house and just do it!"

Gajeel looked at Natsu and sighed. "Let's just wing it. Do whatever at the bunny girl's house. See where it goes cause I got nothin'. I want the shrimp to be mine so don't you dare fucking touch her. When she's up to it, I'm takin' her back to my place. Got that? After that I can't help you and she may be too shy to even take charge. I'm not stayin' for that." Gajeel got up and walked to the door. "I'm goin' home. I'll see you tomorrow, Salamander."

Gajeel closed the door and Natsu was left alone to think. "I'm going to the guild. Maybe Cana will know how to help me out with this." Natsu walked out of his home to the guild, to see if his drunken friend can teach him a thing or two about sex…and how to do it right.