When I woke up, something felt...off, something that I could not quite put my finger on. However, I shrugged it off, thinking of it as the 'when I first wake up blues.'

"Kristan! Hurry up and get ready Kylie, Erica, and Kendra are down here waiting!" I heard my mother call. Kristan? Why did the girls who were waiting downstairs for me have eerily similar names to my friends? Why were there girls waiting for me in the first place?

I decided not to get dressed, and instead I made my way downstairs in my pajamas, to see exactly who these girls were.

I let out a small gasp at what I saw, standing in the living room, were three girls who looked exactly like my friends, well, what my friends would look like if they were girls.

Kyle, or er, Kylie, had a thick mane of curly red hair that reached her lower back, it was the first thing I noticed other than her petite height, she was just shy of five feet tall. Her body, I had to admit, was pretty nice to look at, she had a small waist with curvy hips, and what she lacked in the chest area, she made up for in the rear-end department.

Great, now I sound like a perv like Kenny.

Speaking of Kenny, I took a look at Kendra,

She had straight dirty blonde hair done up in two plaits that reached a little past her shoulders, she was wearing a Catholic school girl uniform, and she had the buttons of her top unbuttoned all the way to the middle. However, I didn't see why she was wearing her shirt like that, she had absolutely no cleavage to speak of. Her hips and rear-end were the same, nearly non-existent.

"Stop eyeballing me Kristan, Wendy might not like that." The girl, Kendra, said with a small laugh. Kristan? Why does everyone keep calling me that?

I was glad to hear that I was still dating Wendy though, at least that hasn't changed.

I decided to ignore her comment, I didn't know what to say to this strange girl who reminded me so much of Kenny. I instead turned my sights to the last remaining girl, Erica.

Erica was the tallest of the three, she appeared to be about 5'9, she had her brown hair cut above her shoulders, it was wavy, and I had to admit that it looked quite pretty with her sky blue eyes. Her body was soft and plump, she had the largest breasts and rear end out of the three girls.

"Kris, aren't you going to go get dressed? We're going to be late for school." Kylie said.

I groaned, enough if enough, I couldn't take this anymore!
"Okay, the gig is up! Who are you guys? Who put you up to this, and who the hell is Kristan?" I demanded.

All three of the girls stared at me with dumbstruck expressions,

"Um, we've been your friends since pre-k, I'm your super best friend, Cartman is the fat-ass we rip on all the time, and Kendra is the poor lesbian perv." Kylie said gently.

"Bisexual perv." Kendra corrected.

I could not believe what I was hearing, these girls actually thought that we were friends? Super best friends even! I didn't even know who they were! I had never seen them before today.

A thought then registered in my brain, what if my male friends were somehow turned into females? I mean, crazy stuff happened in South Park all the time, this wouldn't be too extreme would it? The only thing I couldn't figure out, is why they didn't seem to remember that they were boys, or why they kept calling me Kristan. Unless...

I looked down at my chest, to see two lumps covered by a pink pajama shirt with white dogs on it.

What was going on here? I quickly bolted up the stairs and ran to the bathroom, shutting and locking the door behind me. I then, very slowly crept to the mirror, and I almost died at what I saw. Staring back at me, was a girl with straight black hair to her chin, and dark blue eyes. A girl who looked like me, but wasn't me.

"Kristan! Are you okay?" Kylie asked from outside the door. What kind of stupid was she? Of course I wasn't okay! I was a girl!

A thought then hit me, if we turned into girls, maybe everyone else did too, I decided that if I wanted to ask about the others, then I would have to be subtle about it, I didn't want them to think I was more of a freak than they probably already did.

"I'm fine! I'm just getting dressed." I lied before digging into the hamper to find a pair of jeans and a shirt that smelled reasonably clean.

'Shelly is going to kill me.' I thought to myself as I pulled on her white-washed jeans and pink Britney Spears t-shirt. I didn't understand why I automatically reached for Shelly's clothes hamper, I guess I was too afraid to face my own, I didn't want to discover that it was full of girl clothes instead of my normal boy clothes.

"What are you wearing?" Erica asked with a snort when I emerged from the bathroom.

I ignored her remark, and instead said,

"So, the Halloween dance is happening soon, do you have dates yet?" I asked casually.

"I'm still waiting for someone to ask me." Kylie said.

"I'm going solo, then I can dance with everybody when I get there." Kendra said with a grin.

"Clyde asked me, but then that's a given seen as how he's my boyfriend." Erica said.

I then knew two things, some of the boys were still boys, and Clyde was dating Erica, a girl who could possibly be Eric Cartman, only a more feminine Eric Cartman.

"I'm going with Wendy." I said, figuring that it was a given seen how we're together.

"Well, obviously, you guys are like the school power couple." Kylie said.

"It should be Clyde and I, we don't break up every other week." Erica said.

"That's because you've only been going out for a week, Fat ass." Kylie said, rolling her eyes.

"Nu uh! We've been going out for three years you butt-fuckin Jew!" Erica yelled as her face turned red with rage.

"Oh please, like anyone could put up with you for three years." Kylie snorted.

"You're just jealous that someone actually wants me instead of a little midget princess!" Erica snapped.

"Just because my mother signed me up for all those beauty pageants doesn't mean I'm a princess!" Kylie yelled as her face turned as red as her hair.

"It does when you prance around in all the tiaras you won!"
"You're just jealous that your fat ass never won any!"

Even though I was normally annoyed when Kyle and Cartman fought, I had to smile at Kylie and Erica's fight, it reminded me so much of the real Kyle and Cartman. Maybe just maybe being friends with these girls wouldn't be so bad after all. I mean, they were still my friends right? Even if they were girls and had much different lives than I remembered, their personalities were still the same.

I decided to be their friend for the time being, to play along with this whole charade, however, at the same time, I would be looking for a way to reverse this, a way to get my old life back.