So guess who was scrolling on the miraculous tag and found inspiration while looking at miraculous-texts stuff.

The scene takes place after a pic that I will link you to on my profile

anyways this a four part series on why boys are weird.

Part 1

He had panicked when Nino sent that text.

Ladybug as Marinette?

The idea perplexed him but at the same time made horrible sense. He was nothing like his alter ego at first glance so it would make sense that she wasn't like ladybug at first glance either. He felt like panicking so naturally he called Nino. ( Because you only called your guy friends when it was serious)

"Dude, I know I'm your best friend but what is so important that it warranted a call? I was about to pass that candy crush level I had been stuck on for days!" Nino whined.

"Nino, this is not the time to complain about candy crush!" Adrien hissed. "I'm panicking!"

"About what?" Nino asked sighing at his friend.

"What if Marinette is Ladybug? What do I do then?" He asked fidgeting.

"You make it sound like it's a bad thing!"

"It is! Ladybug likes another guy! And Marinette probably hates me! I mean she can barely speak to me and she always looks like she's constipated when she talks to me."

"Are you freaking serious…?"

"Yes! Now you see my problem! If Marinette is ladybug then I have absolutely no chance and I'll wind up alone and single and never get to live my dream of being a stay at home dad!"

"Two things. One, you want to be a stay at home dad? Man your dad messed you up more than I thought, but I can respect that. Two, you're literally the biggest idiot I've met and you've got the highest scores in class. Are you aware that besides being meme trash you're also a walking oxymoron?"

"What do you mean?"

"Are you serious? Like legitimately serious right now? Because if you are, I'm going to need you to get your freaky deaky kinky suited self to my house right now."

"I'm confused. Also my suit does not imply kinkiness!"

"You think Marinette hates you? And, bro, with all the leather, some people have their theories."

"Well that's the only explanation for her actions. Seriously?"

"Come to my house and we'll discuss this. And yes, seriously."

"I'll be there in fifteen."

"See you then."

"Ok."

Adrien sighed and looked to Plagg. "I'll get you two pounds of cheese if you transform me and keep hush on this whole matter." He said

"Make it two and half and you have my silence for a month." The black blob said with a grin.

"Fine." He sighed.

Nino had to admit it was pretty cool when Chat Noir appeared in his room. Knowing it was his best friend made it even more awesome.

"Glad you could make it bro." He said.

"I'm just glad no one was home." Adrien mumbled transforming back into himself. "Also this glutton is Plagg, hide all your cheese."

"Hey!" Plagg cried. "I eat a perfectly normal amount of cheese!"

"Sure." He said.

"So sit and we can review why you, the ever elusive Adrien Agreste, are in reality the biggest moron on the planet." Nino said

"This should be good." Plagg said nuzzling into a nearby pillow.

"Lay it on me I guess." Adrien said with a sigh taking a seat on the bed.

"Bro, Marinette has a freaking huge crush on you and she literally can't even around you." Nino said looking at him seriously.

"Be serious Nino." Adrien said with a frown.

"Adrien, Martians on Mars are watching us and they are all chanting "Marinette likes Adrien" because of how obvious it is. Bro, she's so sprung on you she can't manage a coherent sentence." Nino said exasperated at his friend

"Prove it and that she's ladybug." Adrien challenged crossing his arms.

"Use your horrible puns when talking to her. Call her My Lady and just watch her reactions. We can even get Plagg to confirm."

"Like that would work. I've tried bribing him with his favorite before."

"But have you tried withdrawal."

This caused both Adrien and Plagg to look at Nino.

"Plagg if you don't help us, we will make sure you never taste your sweet cheese again." Nino said with a grin.

"I'm with him on this one." Adrien said looking at the kwami.

"No more cheese…?" Plagg asked feeling his heart break into a million pieces. "I'll do anything, just don't take my cheese!"

"So what happens if I'm right?" Nino asked with a grin.

"Uhm, gloating rights?" He asked.

"You're not getting off that easily. If I'm right, you have to ask for her hand in marriage to her hulk of a dad."

"Nino! He'll kill me!"

"Exactly. This is punishment!"

"Fine if I'm right about her not being ladybug you're asking out Chloe."

"DUDE."

"If I must fear death so must you!"

"deal."

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