As they descend the stairs outside the shop, Rae feels less confident, she hadn't really formed a strategy; she just wanted to delay this bloke for a bit so she could contrive a plan of action. No ideas were forming and she opted for getting him pissed in the hope he would make a dick out of himself. She could have something over him; give him a pseudonym!

They'd been walking for a good 5 minutes in silence, Rae was so deep in thought she forgot Simmy was there until he spoke and startled her out of her torpor, "Shall we get some chips from Golden Plaice on't way?"

"I have a better idea, howbout we go via the shop for some booze?"

"You on it today Rachel?"

"You know you can call me Rae don't yer? I thought we could just have a few drinks and get to know each other".

They exchanged stories all the way to the Off License; Rae started to believe that Simmy was quite smart and funny. And his excitement for her was very contagious, he was so attentive and she was very flattered. Simmy insisted on paying for the Vodka and Tia Maria before heading back to Rae's house for some fun. Simmy was secretly hoping that this could lead to more than friendship, he'd thought about her so much and the idea of ending the day with a cuddle or even a kiss from his dream girl made his heart swell. He even dared to dream that he could lose his V plates with her at some point.

As they amiably wandered back to Rae's, she starts to feel that she could possibly be friends with this chap, but this feeling didn't last very long as Simmy suddenly started hollering at a boy across the road. "Oi, oi its Aqua Boner - how's it going unicorn balls". Rae noticed how distraught the lad seemed and felt sick from the shame of standing with the person causing the pain. Simmy was still smirking when he turned to speak to Rae, "I bet he pisses the bed". Rae grimaced an apologetic smile to Aqua Boner and realised there is no possible way that she can be friends with this arsehole.

No more doubts she's gonna get him lorded, she's gonna get something over him and then she's gonna bag the most interesting, sweet, hot bodied adonis when she's done.

Finn is still aghast and motionless behind the shop counter feeling angry and upset. He'd almost rubbed himself raw on many of a night thinking of Rae, only to have all his hopes ruined by that ginger prick.

He wrinkled his brow in confusion so much that his eyebrows met in the middle forming a unibrow. He couldn't work it out. What was she trying to say? What did that wink mean?

Finn spent the last 4 hours of his shift biting his finger nails to the bone. He wasn't just upset that Rae might not like him back, but she could be in danger. That wanker had been following her and it was clear he wanted more than to hang out. Finally his boss showed up to take over and he pelted straight to Chloe's house to find out Rae's address.

Chloe was quite taken aback by the vision of Finn Nelson sweating and panting at her door. Only his reason for being there was very disappointing - he hadn't come to see her, he was babbling on about Rae. "Why yer going on about Rae? She's in France?"

"What? She's not in France. She comes i'nt shop every few days - are you even friends?"

"She's me best mate, at least I thought she was. Why'd yer wan' her?"

"She's in danger, she took Simmy back to hers and he's been following her about offering her Kit Kats and stuff". He left out the fact that he was also very jealous and became very uncomfortable in the trouser department every time he saw her.

Chloe was really miffed that Rae had been back all of this time without contacting her. And it looked as if her secret crush was a bit too interested in her best mate. But she had to put her feelings aside as her pal might be in trouble. "Hold on I'll get me coat and I'll show you." Finn didn't really want her to, she always held on a bit more than was necessary on the back of his scooter, but he knew there was no way of getting out of it on this occasion.

Finn had a feeling that Chloe had a bit of a crush on him, he'd even received a love letter that had the same fragrance as her and suspected she may have been the author. She was a nice enough girl and he'd even considered having a bit of a fumble with her, but a gorgeous curvy girl with killer taste in music came into his life and blew the thought of any other girl away.

Back at Rae's the couple had drunk the whole bottle of vodka and were working their way through the Tia Maria. She was very surprised how much booze this lad could take. Other than saying some very frightful things about the other students that were going to be at college in the new term she couldn't get any juicy details about him.

As Simmy was getting more and more drunk he was trying to keep it together in the hope of a snog with his brown eyed girl, and was getting unquestionably giddy in her company.

Rae could see how excited he was becoming and decided to take things up a notch, she was not proud of what she was about to do; she had to remind herself of the horrible things that he says to people. With her mum's Polaroid hiding behind her she became a little bit cheeky, "So Simon what I really want to know is…..Do you have matching collar and cuffs?"

Simmy spat his drink out in a guffaw, "you been thinking about it have yer?"

"Oh yeah, I wanna see your orange candy floss"

"Well you can see my bits if I can see yours", Simmy couldn't hide his excitement as the swell in his pants was very obvious to see.

"Ok you first", the words had only just passed her lips when Simmy trousers hit the floor only to reveal his enormous boner.

Rae had to act quickly and feigned pleasure at this sight whilst pretending to remove her top, but instead she grabbed the camera and started taking pictures of his startled face. Realising what was happening he tried to grab the photos from her at the exact moment that Finn and Chloe burst through the door. God knows what it looked like to them, but it didn't look good as Finn leapt across the room and started punching Simmy square in the face until blood started to poor from his nose. The girls had to pull him off so Rae could explain what was really happening. Finn grabbed Simmy and his clothes and threw him out of the house telling him that if he ever came near Rae again or called her any names they would circulate the pictures of his ginger pubes.

Rae was so turned on by Finns actions that she was going to need a canoe and life jackets, "You looked so good then, proper manly."

Finn blushed pink at having to share his feelings in front of Chloe, "I were right scared you were gonna go out wi him"

"Oh yer, why's that then?"

"Cos I wanted to ask if you wanna come bowling wi me?"

Rae said she would love that and they both stood giggling and blushing at each other.

She was so happy that she was going to get the opportunity to throw a pint of sex in his face!

The end