(Death Match theme plays)
Tech: Reality. It's the thing every living thing lives in.
Bullet: And these two are masters at warping it!
Tech: Discord, the males Draconequus!
Bullet: And Bill Cipher! The Gravity Falls version of the Illuminati! He's Tech and I'm Bullet!
Tech: And it's up to us to analyze their weapons armor and skills to see who would win, a Death Match!
(Death Match logo)
Bullet: Stanford Pines was working in his lab. When he had a hard time trying to... Do whatever he was doing, he made a deal with the infamous Bill Cipher to help him out. He built a device with the help of Bill Cipher to bring the most powerful Dorito into reality. Surprise, surprise, what Stanford thought was a good thing, Bill Cipher had other plans! When Stanford realized how Bill was going to use this machine, he destroyed it, thus stopping Bill from reaching is physical body at the cost of getting absorbed into that very machine!
Tech: But one kid named Gideon, decided to ignore the warning and summon him!
Bio
Name: Bill Cipher
Age: A trillion years old
Height: Varies
Weight: Varies
Species: Dream Demon
Tech: Bill Cipher can do, pretty much anything he wants to whenever he wants!
Abilities
Apporation
Clairvoyance
Cross-Dimensional Awareness
Illusion Manipulation
Intangibility
Intuitive Aptitude
Laser Manipulation
Levitation
Molecular Manipulation
Nightmare Manipulation
Possession
Precognition
Pyrokinesis
Size Shifting
Telekinesis
Telepath
Bullet: Bill Cipher's powers are extreme!
Feats
Killed the Time Baby
-The Time Baby if the equivalent of a God's God!
Can outsmart even the smartest of people
Caused armageddon
Tech: But may he come into the physical world, he will create, the Weirdmageddon!
Wierdmageddon
Bill can wrap the fabrics of reality and chaos however he likes
Bill Cipher can NOT be defeated at this stage!
Bill gains an incredible power boost due to the chaos
His monster "friends" can help him, but in Death Match, they won't because it's a one-on-one.
Also called the Oddpocalypse
Tech: He may be an all powerful dream demon, but even Bill Cipher has flaws!
Weaknesses
Can be outsmarted
Tend to underestimate his opponents
Bullet: Bill Cipher in the most deadly and powerful character in all of fiction! If you get in his way, you will wish to die!
Bill Cipher: Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
(Death Match logo)
Tech: The Elements of Harmony! The most powerful of gemstones in Equestria, the magical land of ponies!
Bullet: But where's harmony, chaos is bound to be there!
Tech: Enter Discord! The embodiment of chaos itself!
Name: Discord
Age: Over a thousand years
Height: Approx. 6 feet but can change his height
Weight: around 143 pounds, but can change it
Species: Draconequus
Tech: He can warp reality as much as he pleases! That INCLUDES himself!
Abilities
Hybrid Physiology
Reality Warping
Size-Shifting
Shape-Shifting
Probability Alteration
Telekinesis
Hypnosis
Telepathy/possible Omniscience
Fourth Wall Awareness
-Only he and Pinkie Pie know that they are in a cartoon
Teleportation
Object Creation
Life Creation
Conjuring
Summoning
Levitation
Flight
-can go supersonic speeds
Replication
Animation
Appendage Generation
Anatomical Liberation
Object Possession
Transmogrification
Matter Ingestion
Portal Creation
Disease Generation
Blue Flame Generation
Color Alteration
Thought Projection
Reflective Teleportation
Enhanced Strength
-uprooted a tree without trying
Enhanced Hearing
Physics Manipulation
Weather Manipulation
Water Manipulation
Animal Manipulation
Labyrinth Manipulation
Fruit Manipulation
Daytime Manipulation
Gravity Manipulation
Paradox Manipulation
Logic Manipulation
Nature Manipulation
Eagle Claw
-used to cut through dimensions
Prehensile Tail
-Can be used as a third hand
-Can be tufted into a hand
Cartoon Physics
Magic Imbalance Detection
-Can detect imbalances of magic (Ex. magic being taken or transferred to another pony)
Immortality
-implied that he is older than Celestia and Luna
-Has been trapped in stone for a thousand years
Trickster
Old Prime
-He is still in his prime, despite being over a thousand years old
Bullet: Discord is no pushover!
Feats
Has fooled even the smartest of ponies
-Has fooled Twilight, Celestia, and Luna on multiple occasions
Can reach hypersonic speeds with ease
As said earlier: he has uprooted a tree without trying
Tech: He may be the equivalent of a god, but he still has flaws.
Weaknesses
Elements of Harmony
-has turned him to stone twice
Vulnerable to other entities of immense power
-Discord was not able to escape Tirek's telekinetic grasp, nor stop the villain from draining all of his chaotic magic
Over confident
Has a tendency to underestimate opponents
Can be manipulated
Bullet: But still, Discord is a force to be reckoned with! And attacking him head-on is doomed to fail!
Discord: Who cares? I can do whatever I want, whenever I want. I'm Discord, the master of chaos! You think you can boss Discord around? You think I'm just going to turn all this back because you say so? Because if I don't, I'll lose the one friend I ever had? [pause] Oh. Oh. Well played, Fluttershy. Well played.
(Death Match logo)
Tech: Alright! The combatants are set! Time to end this debate once and for all!
Bullet: It's time for a Death Match!
(Death Match logo)
Location: Gravity Falls
It was a calm day in Gravity Falls. But then a trans-dimensional rift opened, letting Bill Cipher into the physical world.
Bill Cipher: Ok! Listen up! Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!
Location: Ponyville
Discord was helping Fluttershy care for the animals when he felt the rift open.
Discord: I have to go!
He then flew at hypersonic speeds to Gravity Falls.
Location: Gravity Falls
As soon as Discord got to the town, it was in ruins. He then saw Bill Cipher shooting lasers at a group of people. This made Discord furious. Discord then flew silently behind Bill Cipher, then tapped his arm. Bill turned and saw Discord.
Discord: Look here. You better leave this place or there will be trouble.
Bill Cipher: I don't think you know who I am. Name's Bill! And if you don't bow to me, you will be destroyed!
Discord: And I don't think you know who you are dealing with. I'm Discord. And I warned you.
Bill Cipher: So did I! Now die!
FIGHT!
Bill Cipher then shot a laser out of his eye, only for Discord to open a dimension portal with his eagle claw. The laser shot into the portal and hit Bill in the back. Bill Cipher got angry and shot another laser at Discord. This time it hit him, sending Discord flying. Once Discord stabilized, he teleported behind Bill Cipher and conjured a rock which hit Bill in the back. (I would say head but... If you watched Gravity Falls, ya know what I mean.)
Bill Cipher: That's it!
Bill Cipher then activated his final stage of wierdmageddon, laughing maniacally. Discord tried to fly away, but Bill Cipher shot him in the back, disintegrating the Draconequus.
K.O!
(The left screen shows Bill Cipher destroying the rest of the town while the right screen shows Discord's ashes falling to the ground with Fluttershy crying over the ashes due to the death of one of her friends.)
Bullet: Brutal.
Tech: At first glance, Discord DID have a better chance. But once Bill Cipher unleashed Wierdmageddon, it was all over.
Bullet: Wierdmageddon gave Bill enough power to kill the Time Baby!
Tech: Calculating the size of the Time Baby, we can say he weighs about 90 trillion tons. In order to destroy something this heavy requires a minimum of 80 million PSI (Pounds per square inch). And the minimum amount of TNT needed would be 40 million pounds of TNT, more than enough to destroy half the universe!
Bullet: It seems like Bill Cipher gave Discord an armageddon sized beating. Discord did have victory in his hands, until it was disintegrated.
Tech: The winner, is Bill Cipher.
(The next time screen is on screen)
Bullet: Next time on Death Math!
Sans: On days like this... kids like you should be burning in hell.
A woman's voice: ISAAC!
(That's right! Isaac from the Binding of Isaac VS Frisk from Undertale!)