Don is standing in front of a historic Toronto train station.

"Toronto: Capital of North America, birth place of funk, where the albino panther roams free" Don introduced. "These are some of the many facts the writers made up. Right now I'm waiting for twenty two teams that will embark on a race around the world for a million dollars. I'm your host Don and this is: The Ridonculous Race"

The camera switches to the interior of a train.

"Let's meet out teams. This is Carrie and Devin. Best friends since childhood" Don narrated.

Team Interview

"We've been friends since we were like two years old" Devin said.

"Yeah, we sure have" Carrie said.

Carrie leans closer to Devin.

"Um... What are you doing?" Devin asked.

"Oh... You have something on your shirt" Carrie said.

End Interview

"Crimson and Ennui. Really creepy teens who need to get more sun" Don said.

Lightning strikes in the background.

"Wow, that is unsettling" Don said.

Team Interview

"I guess winning would be okay" Crimson said. "I don't really care"

"Yeah..." Ennui said. "I'd use the money to plan my funeral"

End Interview

"Jay and Mickey. Identical twins with very lousy luck" Don said.

A bunch of suitcases fall on top both of them.

"Okay, that was an understatement" Don said.

Team Interview

"We don't have what you would call good luck" Jay said.

"But we keep pushing through it" Mickey said.

"I know we can win" Jay said.

Jay tries to high five Mickey but hits him in the face.

"Gah! My face!" Mickey exclaimed.

End Interview

"Kelly and Taylor. Mom and Daughter" Don Narrated.

Kelly files her nails. Taylor takes the file from her and uses it on her.

Team Interview

"Okay, so for some reason my mom thought signing up for this show was a good idea" Taylor said.

"Taylor and I are really tight. Sometimes we get mistaken for sisters" Kelly said.

"What..." Taylor said. "Can you edit this out?"

End Interview

"Emma and Kitty. Actual sisters" Don said.

Kitty takes a selfie of her and Emma.

"Stop that" Emma said.

Team Interview

"This is going to be so fun" Kitty said.

"We don't have time for fun" Emma said. "If win that million we're set for life"

"I bet a selfie will make you feel better" Kitty said.

"It won't" Emma said.

End Interview

"Owen and Noah. Seasoned reality TV professionals" Don introduced.

Owen hugs a teddy bear and Noah rolls his eyes at him.

Team Interview

"We met back on Total Drama" Owen said. "After that we were on lots of other shows: Scare Factor, Kitchen Meltdown, Fashionista Flip-Flop"

"I honestly don't think I was qualified for any of those shows" Noah said.

"I'm so excited to go on an adventure with my little buddy" Owen said.

Owen hugs Noah.

"Owen... I... Can't... Breathe..." Noah said weakly.

End Interview

"Bonnie and Jack. Cousins with very different approaches to life" Don said.

Bonnie looks to be about nineteen. She had brown hair tied in a pony tail that reaches down to her shoulders and green eyes. She wore a purple sweater with a green stripe on the stomach, new looking blue jeans and sandals. She was tall and in pretty good shape.

Jack look about a year or so younger than Bonnie. He had straight brown hair he combed back and blue eyes. He wore a light blue T-shirt with a star on it, tan shorts, and sneakers. He's slightly overweight and a bit shorter than his cousin.

Team Interview

"Me and Jack have been good friends... Okay my only friend" Bonnie said. "He's the only person who can actually stand listen to me for more than two minuets. But we're going to win this. Right Jack?"

Jack is distracted by something off screen.

"Jack!" Bonnie yelled. "Pay attention!"

Jack quickly turns his head to Bonnie.

"Oh, sorry. I got distracted" Jack said. "There was a guy with a cool hat... It had bird on it"

End Interview

The train stops and the teams get off. Tom and Jen step off the train.

"Tom and Jen. Two incredibly camp fashion bloggers" Don announced. "And before you ask, no, I've never heard of their blog either"

Team Interview

"So one day Jen bet that we could totally win this show" Tom said. "And I decided to take her up on the bet. Now we're here"

"Plus this is an absolutely fantastic way to promote out blog" Jen said.

"And we can blog about foreign fashion" Tom added. "Triple win"

End Interview

"Leonard and Tammy. Live Action Role-Players... Don't know what it is but it sounds nerdy" Don said.

Leonard and Tammy step off the train.

"Behold the power of Leonard the Magnificent!" Leonard announced.

Team Interview

"Tammy and I have been friends since ninth grade" Leonard said.

"We were stuffed into the same locker" Tammy explained.

"We unpacked out lunches and waited for the janitor to find us and we've been friends ever since" Leonard said. "We both helped with the siege on Castle Red-Skull"

Tammy pulls an ocarina out of her backpack and plays a tune.

End Inteview

"Josee and Jacques. World class ice dancers" Don narrated.

Josee and Jacques jump out of the train.

"Hello fans!" Josee said excitedly.

They both wave at the camera.

Team Interview

"We're world class skaters" Jacques bragged. "We won gold everywhere"

"Except at the Olympics" Josee said. "Jacques dropped me on my head and I had to go the hospital... We only got silver"

"No! Don't remind me!" Jacques exclaimed.

Jacques runs off screen.

"He doesn't like to remember it" Josee said. "Silver is his least favourite colour"

End Interview

Brody and Geoff are the next ones off the train.

"Geoff and Brody. Totally rad surfer dudes" Don Narrated. "Do people still say rad?"

Geoff waves to the camera.

"Hey Bridgette, love you. Hope you're watching" Geoff said.

Team Interview

"My girlfriend Bridgette was busy with some sort of a surfing competition" Geoff explained. "So I got my bud Brody to come with me instead"

"I'm so psyched for this" Brody said.

"Me to bro" Geoff said.

End Interview

"Melvin and Trevor. Master magicians" Don said. "Wow... I thought the LARPers were nerdy"

Melvin is a tall slender man in his mid to late thirties with a thin moustache. He is bald and has hazel eyes. He wears a black blazer, blue velvet pants, a red bow tie, and black laceless shoes.

Trevor is about a head shorter than Melvin and a few years younger. He has ginger hair parted in the centre and green eyes. He wears a red jacket, black pants, a top hat, a black bow tie, and black laceless shoes.

Team Interview

"We are professionals" Melvin said confidently. "Of course... The magic business isn't as profitable as it used to be"

"Out last ten shows were all at children's birthdays" Trevor said. "Have you tried getting a pyrotechnics team into a small house? It's hard"

"But with this show we get free promotion and a chance to get funds" Melvin said.

Trevor reaches in to his hat pulls out a business card and shows it to the camera.

"Alakazam!" Trevor said.

End Interview

"Ryan and Stephanie. Two totally in love daters" Don narrated.

Ryan and Stephanie step off the train.

Team Interview

"We've been dating for two month and six days" Ryan said. "We've been going steady ever since"

"There's going to be so much to so on this trip" Stephanie said. "Like what flavours of protein bars they have in China"

"I was just wondering that" Ryan said.

"No way" Stephanie said. "Sometimes out minds are just in synch like that"

End Interview

The teams go towards Don.

"Right this way teams" Don said. "We're still waiting on some more teams. In fact I can see some of them now"

The camera pans over to see Laurie and Miles parking their bike.

"Laurie and Miles. Hippies, vegans, and friends to mother nature" Don said.

Team Interview

"There are so many great causes to give to with the prize" Laurie said. "The Hike and Bike Foundation, The Canadian Vegans Society, or Save the Vampire Dragonflies"

"I think that last one was a bad example" Miles said.

"Good point" Laurie said.

End Interview

"Sanders and MacArthur. Incredibly ambitious police cadets" Don narrated.

Sanders and MacArthur join the rest of the teams.

Team Interview

"We're tough as nails and we'll do anything to win" MacArthur said.

"As long as we don't break any international laws" Sanders added.

"I wouldn't mind breaking a few" MacArthur said.

"Oh dear God" Sanders said to herself.

End Interview

"Judy and Lucy. Chefs'" Don said.

Judy and Lucy get off a nearby bus.

Judy looks to be in her early twenties. She is slightly overweight. She had brown curly hair that goes down to her neck and blue eyes. She wore a typical white "Chef's Shirt", white pants, and black shoes.

Lucy looks to be a bit older than Judy, and about a head taller and slightly thinner. She has straight short hair and light green eyes. She wore an outfit that matches her partner only with black pants instead of white and light blue shoes.

Team Interview

"We've started up a small catering business" Judy said.

"The main reason we're here is it try foreign food" Lucy said. "We don't care about winning"

"This is the best idea we've ever had" Judy said.

End Interview

"Mary and Ellody. Geniuses with an IQ so high that I'm not even sure it's a real number" Don narrated.

Mary and Ellody get off of a bus.

Team Interview

"Astrophysics is underfunded. Reality shows offer monetary prizes, conundrum solved" Ellody said.

"She said we need money and this show has it" Mary translated.

"Mary, don't about the intellect of the viewers" Ellody said.

"Sorry..." Mary said

End Interview

"Dwayne and Dwayne Junior. Father and son" Don said.

Dwayne and Junior walk up to the rest of the teams.

Team Interview

"I spend a lot of time around the office. I thought this would be a good chance for me to spend some time with Junior here" Dwayne said.

Dwayne puts his arm around Junior.

"Yeah... That's nice dad" Junior said. "Are there any kids my age here?"

"Um... Well..." Dwayne said awkwardly.

End Interview

"Gerry and Pete. Old tennis rivals" Don said.

Gerry and Pete walk down the street.

Team Interview

"We've always been kind of competitive" Gerry said. "We thought this would be a good way to get back in the game"

"And for sponsorships" Pete said.

"If you have any of those rash creams and need a spokes person call his agent" Gerry said pointing to his partner.

End Interview

"Lewis and Tracey. Actors... Who you've probably never heard of" Don said.

Tracey looks to be in her mid forties. She had blond hair that is in a bun and green eyes. She wore a blue long sleeved shirt, a purple skirt, a turquoise necklace, and leather boots. She was tall and in pretty good shape.

Lewis look about the same age as Tracey. He had straight brown hair he parted to the left and blue eyes. He wore a black turtleneck, tan pants, and laceless shoes. He's in pretty good shape.

Team Interview

"We were a pretty big deal back in the 90's" Lewis said. "We were on every magazine cover"

"But lately we've only been getting parts in crappy sitcoms that get cancelled after one season" Tracey said.

"I actually wanted to host this show but they wanted someone younger" Lewis said. "But I figured that even competing would be good enough publicity for us to get our careers back together"

"What could go wrong" Tracey said.

End Interview

"Chet and Lorenzo. New step brothers" Don narrated.

Chet and Lorenzo exit a bus having a slap fight with each other.

Team Interview

"His stupid mom married my dad and now there making us do this to get along" Lorenzo said.

"Don't call my mom stupid you jerk" Chet said.

Chet pushes Lorenzo.

"You asked for it barf breath" Lorenzo said.

Lorenzo pushes Chet back.

End Interview

"Last but not least: Rock and Spud. Rockers" Don said.

Spud and Rock join the rest.

Team Interview

"We're taking a break from rocking out for a bit" Rock said. "Even if Spud isn't athletic we're just doing it for fun. And I've always wanted to be on TV"

"We're on TV!" Spud said.

"You signed up remember" Rock said.

"No I didn't" Spud said.

End Interview

All the teams have gathered around Don.

"Now that you're all here the game can begin" Don said. "You need to get to the CN Tower where you will find the Don Box and get your travel tip. You will be able to recognize it because it has my handsome face on it. Now go!"

The teams start running and trample Don.

"No! Not the face!" Don exclaimed.

The teams start running down the street to get to the CN Tower. Jaques and Josee trip over some garbage cans.

"Whoa are you dudes alright" Geoff asked.

They both immediately spring up and the trash can lands on Geof and Brody.

"Nothing can stop us!" Josee said.

Dwayne and Junior make it to the CN Tower.

Junior presses the button on the Don Box and a travel tip pops out. More teams start to arrive. Junior takes the tip.

"It's an Either/Or" Junior said. "What the heck in an Either/Or?"

"An either or is where the teams get two options. Each with their own pros and cons" Don explained to the audience via voice over.

The scene shifts to a staircase.

"Teams can either choose to take the sitars up the tower" Don narrated.

Cut to Don standing on the ledge of the tower.

"Or take the elevator up and walk around the edge" Don said.

Cut back down to the teams.

"Definitely taking the elevator" Junior said.

"We're world class skaters. We're taking stairs" Jaques said.

"Elevator" Tom said. "What person in their right mind would take the stairs"

"Stairs seem safer" Jay said.

Team Interview

"I have a rare condition where we can't go up high to fast" Mickey explained.

"He gets nose bleeds if we do" Jay said. "This is why we don't get out much"

End Interview

Inside the tower Dwayne and Junior make it into the elevator first.

"We made it kiddo" Dwayne said. "High five"

Dwayne tries to high five Junior but misses and hits the buttons. This causes it the malfunction and all the buttons light up. Dwayne awkwardly tugs on his shirt collar.

"Let's take the stairs" Junior said.

"Good idea sport" Dwayne said.

Sanders and MacArthur enter the elevator.

"Well... I'm not going up those floors" MacArthur said. "Let's go Sanders"

The Adversity Twins, Police Cadets, Ice Dancers, Father and Son, Daters, Stepbrothers, and Surfer Dudes are already on their way up the stairs. Tom and Jen get in the elevator.

"Oh come on who pressed the buttons?" Jen complained.

"Whatever it'll still be faster" Tom said. "Close the doors"

Jen presses the button to close the doors.

"You are not getting up there with out us!" Bonnie exclaimed.

Bonnie and Jack run at the doors.

Jen presses the button faster.

Bonnie makes it through the doors but Jack is left outside.

"Uh oh..." Jack said. "I can catch up with her if I take the stairs"

Jack runs up the sitars. The Ice Dancers are in the lead on the sitars.

"Some teams have chosen the stairs" Don narrated. "It's going to take lots of endurance to make it to the top"

Sanders is looking tired out.

"I can't take it any more... I'm going to pass out" Sanders said.

"I'm twice your size and I've barely broken a sweat" MacArthur said.

MacArthur picks up Sanders.

"Do you have to do that?" Sanders asked.

"Do you want me to leave you here?" MacArthur asked.

"Fair point" Sanders said.

Meanwhile in the elevator Tom and Jen are talking to camera.

"Hello to all of our followers" Jen said. "Right now it's time for out favourite part of our blog. What you shouldn't wear"

"Today's item we're discussing is sweaters" Tom said. "Yuck, I mean who would want to look like a stuffed animal?"

"What do you have against sweaters?" Bonnie asked.

"Oh... We forget you were here..." Jen said.

The elevator stops. Tom, Jen, and Bonnie get out.

"Now we can strut to victory" Tom said. Tom looks at the area they have to climb on.

"Okay... Maybe we should take a small break" Jen said.

Tom nods in agreement.

"Well I have a million dollars to win" Bonnie said.

"Excuse me ma'am Don said you need to be part of a team to go out there" A man with a box of helmets said.

"I am part of a team" Bonnie said.

"Where's your parter?" the man asked.

"Waiting for the elevator..." Bonnie said. "Okay, I'll sit down"

Meanwhile down by the elevator, The Best Friends, LARPers, Magicians, Reality TV Pros, Actors, Vegans, Rockers, Mom and Daughter, Chefs, Goths, Sisters, and Geniuses are waiting for the elevator.

"With the elevator slowly returning the teams have no choice but to wait... And wait... And wait" Don narrated.

The elevator returns. Most the teams make it on. Owen, Noah, Judy, Lucy, Leonard, Tammy, Kelly, and Taylor are not able to make it in.

"Rude much" Taylor said.

"Taylor, remember what I said about keeping positive" Kelly said.

"Shut up mom" Taylor said.

"Wow, that's a nice cloak. Are you are a magician?" Owen asked Leonard.

"I'm a wizard" Leonard said. "My best friend Tammy's a bard"

"Yeah... I'm gonna go over there" Owen said.

Meanwhile back on the staircase. Dwayne and Junior are looking tired out.

"Dad... Can we take a break?" Junior asked.

"We just need to pace ourselves Junior" Dwayne said. "Just take it one step at a time"

Geoff and Brody run past them.

"Dude we're getting such a work out from this" Brody said.

"I know man" Geoff said. "We'll be so chiselled we'll look like statues from the knees down"

Ryan is carrying Stephanie.

"You doing okay?" Ryan asked.

"Keep doing what your doing" Stephanie said.

Chet and Lorenzo are slowly walking.

"If... We come in last... I'm telling dad it's your fault" Lorenzo said.

"You will not... You... Knucklehead" Chet said seeming visibly out of breath.

"That was a... Terrible insult... You jerkwad" Lorenzo said.

A few flights of stairs up Jay and Mickey are going at a slow pace.

"Stay with me Mickey" Jay said.

Mickey has his eyes crossed and a is unable to stop smiling.

"Why is there a leprechaun on the ceiling?" Mickey asked.

Mickey falls forward.

"This is why we don't have many friends" Jay said.

Back on the top floor the elevator arrives.

"I can see the sky walk" Devin said.

Carrie and Devin grab a helmet and step out on to the sky walk. Before anyone else can grab a helmet Tom and Jen step up to the box.

"Hang on one second. I need to make sure my helmet is disinfected" Tom said.

The other teams glare at him.

On the sky walk Devin and Carrie step out.

"Oh God, I'm gonna die" Devin said.

"You've always wanted to get over your fear of heights" Carrie said.

"I'm not afraid of heights I'm afraid of falling from heights" Devin corrected.

While Carrie is reassuring Devin the Tennis Rivals, Rockers, and Geniuses run by.

"Yes! We're in the lead" Pete said.

Meanwhile back at the base of the tower the elevator arrives again. The teams who were left behind before get on. Lucy is eating a package of peanuts. Lucy eats one before immediately spits it out.

"God, why did I think those would be good!" Lucy said.

Team Interview

"We both have very refined pallets" Judy said.

"God! It has a horrible after-taste!" Lucy exclaimed.

End Interview

Meanwhile back at the stairwell.

"Almost there..." Jack said. "Just a few more floors..."

Jack's cellphone starts ringing. Jack answers this.

"Hello, who is this?" Jack asked.

"Jack! Where the Hell are you!" Bonnie shouted through the phone. "The elevator came and you were nowhere to be found"

"I'm climbing the stairs" Jack explained.

"What..." Bonnie said. "I could have gone on the sky walk forever ago"

"Oh... Sorry" Jack said.

"Get to the top of the stairs and wait for me" Bonnie said. "I'll be there"

Bonnie hangs up.

Back at the top of the tower the elevator arrives.

"Alright we made it" Owen said.

Meanwhile on the sky walk most of the teams have begun crossing.

"It's okay Devin just put one foot in front of the other" Carrie said reassuring him.

"Thank you..." Devin said. "Keep up the good work"

Team Interview

"Carrie's the perfect person to take with me" Devin said. "She always know what to say. She has my best interests in mind... And my girlfriend Shelly was busy"

"Wait what?" Carrie said.

End Interview

"If the wind keeps its current speed we should arrive in approximately nine minuets" Mary said.

"Indeed" Ellody said.

The camera pans over to the Vegans, Rockers, and Actors.

"Please don't kill us mother earth" Miles said.

"We're doing this for you" Laurie said.

"Spud stop standing around" Rock said.

"What?" Spud asked. "Oh my God how did we get up here!?"

"This is too much Tracey" Lewis said. "I don't do my own stunts"

"So do I. But do you hear me complaining?" Tracey said.

"Okay fine" Lewis said.

Kitty is taking pictures of the city.

"Kitty, stop that" Emma said. "You could get injured... Or worse"

"Are you kidding this is so cool" Kitty said. "I've never felt so alive"

"I'll make sure to put that on your grave" Emma said.

Emma grabs Kitty's arm.

Pan over to the Magicians, Mom and Daughter, Fashion Bloggers, and Bonnie.

"Don't let go Tom" Jen said.

"I'll try" Tom said. "Can you believe people pay to do this"

"I am going to die up here" Bonnie said. "Why couldn't Jack just take the elevator"

A newspaper hits Bonnie in the face.

"My face!" Bonnie exclaimed. "Oh hey, their rerunning Calvin and Hobbes"

"Be careful mom" Taylor said.

"I'm trying" Kelly said.

Kelly slips. Luckily for her Trevor is able to catch her.

"I've got you gorgeous" Trevor said.

"Thanks... But I'm already married" Kelly said.

"Well this is awkward" Trevor said.

Team Interview

"You know if there are any ladies out there I'd be happy to put on a magic show for you" Trevor said.

"Was that a euphemism or are you literally referring to the fact we perform for bachelorette parties?" Melvin asked.

"Yes Melvin. The incredibly suggestive way I said that meant I was trying to promote us" Trevor said sarcastically.

"Sorry, sorry, just checking" Melvin said.

End Interview

Meanwhile back inside the tower.

"The teams who chose the stairs are now leaping ahead of the others" Don narrated. "Some more literally than others"

Josee and Jacques leap out of the stair doors.

"Are we winning?" Josee asked.

A local guide hands them their tip.

"It says we have to take a zipline" Jacques said.

Josee and Jacques go over to the zipline. They strap themselves to the zipline and push off. Josee grabs the travel tip and they land on a mattress by an airport.

"It says we have to take a flight to Morocco" Josee said reading the tip.

"Congratulations. You two are in first and have the honour of being on flight number one" Don said.

Meanwhile at the exit to the sky walk Gerry and Pete are the first one's out.

"Yes we made it" Gerry cheered.

Pete collapses in pain.

"Gah! My artificial knee!" Pete exclaimed. "It collapsed!"

Noah and Owen are the next ones off the sky walk.

"Come on we can win this" Noah said.

Noah and Owen make it to the zipline and take it to the airport. Owen manages to grab the travel tip. They crash into the mattress.

"We're going to Morocco" Owen said reading from the tip.

"I think you crushed something when we landed" Noah said.

Sanders and MacArthur exit the staircase.

"We made it" MacArthur said.

"Can you put me down?" Sanders asked.

"Sure" MacArthur said.

MacArthur drops Sanders.

Sanders and MacArthur head over to the zipline and land with no problems.

Carrie and Devin are the next ones off the sky walk. Ryan and Stephanie make it out of the stairwell and Pete makes a recovery and gets on his feet. They all get to the ziplines.

"This is for Wimbledon '77!" Gerry said playfully shoving Pete.

Unfortunately this makes Pete lose his grip and fall into the water.

"Sorry" Gerry said.

Gerry grabs the travel tip but loses his grip and falls.

The Best Friends and Daters land without any issues.

Back in the tower Geoff and Brody make it out of the stairwell.

"We made it bro" Geoff said.

Brody collapses in pain.

"I think I strained something" Brody said.

"Don't worry dude, I'll figure something out" Geoff said.

Dwayne, Junior, and Jack make it up the stairs.

"Never do that again" Junior said.

"But we're still in the lead" Dwayne said.

Tracey, Lewis, and Bonnie make it off the sky walk.

"Well I've learned that stunt doubles need to get paid more" Lewis said.

"Agreed" Tracey said.

"Hey! Jack! Over here!" Bonnie called.

"There you are" Jack said. "Come on we can make it"

All three of the teams strap on to the zipline and slide over to the airport while grabbing their tip.

"I think we made it on to the first flight" Jack said.

"No. The others did" Don said.

"Yes!" Junior cheered.

"We barely made it" Lewis said.

"But we landed first" Bonnie said.

"Yes but you chose the elevator and Jack chose the stairs" Don explained. "Which means you get a thirty minuet penalty"

"You have got to be kidding me" Bonnie said.

Back in the tower.

"More and more teams complete the sky walk" Don narrated. "Now it's a race to get the good seats on flight two"

Mary, Ellody, Emma, and Kitty exit the sky walk.

"Our prediction was perfectly accurate" Ellody said.

"Nine minuets precisely" Mary said.

"Come let's go" Kitty said.

"I think my life just flashed before my eyes" Emma said.

The two teams zipline to the finish.

The Magicians, Mom & Daughter, and Fashion bloggers get off the sky walk next.

"Again sorry about earlier" Trevor said.

"The more you bring it up the worse it is for everyone" Kelly said.

"I'll make sure my partner stops hitting on you ma'am" Melvin said.

"I can't believe we actually made it" Jen said.

"My shirt is ruined forever" Tom complained.

The teams make it to the ziplines.

Halfway across the zipline Trevor's hat falls off.

"Not the hat!" Trevor exclaimed.

Trevor reaches for his hat. He grabs his hat but lets go of the zipline and falls into the water. The rest make to the other side of the of the line.

"Melvin you have to wait for your partner" Don said. "The rest of you make it to flight two"

"Damn it" Melvin said.

Back in the tower the Rockers, Vegans, and Chefs make it off of the sky walk.

"That was crazy" Rock said.

"Whoa, how did I get back inside?" Spud asked.

"Is he like that all the time?" Judy asked.

"It's normal by this point" Rock answered.

"We did this for you mother earth" Miles said.

"I'm not sure if it was worth it" Laurie said.

All three of them zipline to the other side.

"We made it on flight two" Lucy said.

The three teams run to their plane.

"Cousins, your penalty time is up" Don said.

"We did it" Jack said.

"Thank God" Bonnie said.

"Congratulations. You have got the last seat on flight two" Don said. "As for the remaining teams they will be on flight three"

Meanwhile back in the tower Chet and Lorenzo make it up the stairs.

"Thank God. We finally got out" Chet said. "Why did you take the stairs?"

"It was your idea you moron" Lorenzo said.

"Brody, we need to move" Geoff said.

"I need... Potassium" Brody said weakly.

"Does anybody have a banana?!" Geoff asked.

"I don't think they do" Brody said.

"Don't worry dude I'll carry you" Geoff said.

Geoff picks up Brody.

Jay makes it up the stairs dragging Mickey behind him.

"I am a dainty princess" Mickey sang.

Team Interview

"Why did we sign up again" Jay asked.

"I don't know..." Mickey said.

End Interview

Back near the sky walk the Goths and LARPers are the last ones off.

"I think we're losing" Crimson said.

"Whatever" Ennui said.

The teams zipline to the finish.

"We made it" Jay said.

"Where are we now?" Mickey asked.

"We have to take a plane..." Jay said nervously.

"Yay... Flying" Mickey said.

"To the flying machine!" Leonard cheered.

"We still don't care" Crimson said.

"Nice going jerk now we're in last" Lorenzo said.

Gerry, Pete, and Trevor climb out of the water.

"Come on Pete let's go!" Gerry said.

"Slow down my knee still hurts" Pete said.

"Thank God, there you are" Melvin said.

"A snapping turtle tried to eat me" Trevor said.

The scene switches to an electronic map of the world.

"All the teams have gotten on their planes. Now the race really begins" Don narrated. "There are three planes. The teams on the first plane get the advantage and the teams on the last plane will be in a race to not be eliminated"

Three yellow outlines of planes light up on the map.

"Flight one shall carry the Polcice Cadets, Ice Dancers, Reality TV Pros, Best Friends, Actors, Father & Son, and Daters" Don narrated.

Circles with portraits of the teams pop up in the background.

"Flight two contains the Sisters, Vegans, Cousins, Fashion Bloggers, Rockers, Chefs, Mom & Daughter, and Geniuses" Don Narrated.

More portraits pop up.

"And last but not least flight three carries the Tennis Rivals, LARPers, Surfer Dudes, Stepbrothers, Magicians, Adversity Twins and Goths" Don narrated.

More portraits appear.

"One of those teams I mentioned will be going home next time" Don narrated. "Who will it be. Find out next time on: The Ridonculous Race"

Wow this is probably one of the longest chapters I've written. I hope you liked it. If your wondering why I made this before my Pahkitew Island fanfic I decided that since this season was a spin off I could make it any time I want and it's one of my favourite seasons. I'm not sure if it was a good idea or not but I'll do it anyway. Let me know what you thought of my OC teams. Also if you found Bonnie annoying that was sort of her intention. I wanted to challenge myself by making a character that wasn't likeable. Please be sure to give constructive criticism.