Authors note: Hi everyone, I am trying to upload chapters however because I don't know where I put my chapters from before, I have to rewrite the chapters as I go so bear with me.
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Ending of last chapter:
Edward cleared his throat trying to get Hermione's attention.
"Oh, I haven't introduced you two to each other, Hermione this is Edward. You could say he is the youngest as he joined after you left. Edward this is Hermione, a student of Dumbledore and a witch from Hogwarts" Carlisle introduced the two.
"So, you are the one who was celibate and decided to try to shag a human" Hermione said as she stared at Edward. Edward felt her gaze and gulped.
New chapter beginning:
The rest of the Cullens tried to not laugh however, to say Emmett laughed was an understatement, the man (or vampire man? Idek) hollered when Hermione said that. Esme and Carlisle not wanting to go against their youngest (I know they aren't his parents but I'm going off the family like dynamic they have), quietly chuckled.
"Traitors, all of you" Edward mumbled as he read their thoughts and saw how they were enjoying the last remark made against him.
"Up top" Emmett said as he high fived Hemione, "I knew there was a reason you are my favorite"
Rosalie, the beautiful ice queen herself, added "she is not wrong, from the first day I told you the human was no good, but what did you do? You went outside sparkling yourself and now she's obsessed. Why don't we push her off a cliff?" (sorry if you are a fan of Bella, I feel like it fits the story given both Hermione and Rosalie in my story are very sassy, if that makes sense)
"Maybe the Romeo and Juliet ideology were his inspiration, after all weren't you friends with Shakespeare" Hermione quickly added (to my potter heads basically imagine Hermione fighting with Draco)
"Okay, Let's talk about your trip Hermione and catch up" Carlisle said trying to control the situation.
Everyone looked at Hermione and started chatting with her. Edward couldn't look away and kept staring. Her eyes shined as she was catching up with the Cullen's and telling them of her adventures. He looked at her beautiful hair as she flipped it away from her face.
Her beautiful scent was so good as well, and then he heard "Edward calm yourself" as Jasper face was pained. And Edward felt embarrassed and readjusted his thoughts.
"What is the deal here?" Hermione asked
"Well we are all enrolled in school and passing off as students, maybe you can join us?" Alice asked hopeful. Nothing happens at the town so having Hermione there will probably add some excitements.
"sure' Hermione said, "I have been enrolled in muggle, I mean non magic school before Hogwarts so I am sure I can manage it" she added.
"Yes "Alice said happily.
"Talking about Hogwarts, I never really saw what that thickhead of an ex did to get you" Rosalie
"Don't even get me started, that was a stupid mistake, I don't know what got over me, that fool, that loathsome evil cockroach and to think he had the balls to go to lavender"
"Ugg just thinking about, how could I fall for someone with the emotional range of a teaspoon"
"Here, here" the rest agreed with her.
"Don't worry Hermione, you would find someone" Alice added, always the most supportive and encouraging one, not knowing her fellow brother was plotting of ways to get be the "someone" that was meant for Hermione.
Rosalie glanced at Edward and saw him staring at her friend. Seriously did this man forget there was a clingy clumsy poor excuse of a human girl waiting for him as his girlfriend. Or maybe this was her chance to have Hermione close and get rid of the human.