Ridiculous

My violet eyes swept over the place as I cautiously gave a doubtful look towards him. He grinned that farcical grin at me, that solely made me want to smack the back of his green head. He moved forward and clicked his tongue a few times before cocking his head back at my frozen place.

"Come on, Rae. This is all about fun." His voice rang like a child's that was entering Disneyland.

"It's ridiculous." I remarked noticing a plump woman stares. My shoulders slumped instantly as I moved my attention back to my green ally. I know I was wearing a desperate look pleading to be set free. Every part of my being cringed in disapproval.

"It's suppose to be ridiculous that what makes it fun." He pressed taking another step away from me. "You promised." He reminded me. Of course I promised, I had also promised to do a lot of things. Promised to keep Jump City safe. Promised to be a good person. Promised to defeat Trigon the Terrible. Promised to eat Star's pudding of sadness, read Robin's new nutrition regimen and promised to help go over plans for remodel on the T-ship with Cy. As of late I had made a lot of promises, a huge one being, is I would try a relationship with an overzealous, puerile, Shapeshifter. It was clear as I stared at the black fleece that was draped around his taut muscles, I had had made a very horrendous vow.

Giving me a fleeting look with those green orbs he moved forward holding a toy grappling hook. "Come Robin we have a city to protect." He announced to the whole aisle. His fang stuck out of his mouth as he lunged forward. I follow after him determined to not stay another moment in the spot. He rolled to the floor pretending that he was on some sort of secret mission. I bend down and ducked behind a large stand full of race cars. "Right over there Robin do you see it?" Beast Boy asked his voice in a very deep gruff. I didn't respond as I noticed a small child had taken noticed of us as was currently trying to get his mothers attention. "Achem... As I was saying, ROBIN."

"I see it." I bit in my low monotone.

"Ah Ah. Where is my sidekick gone?" He asked shooting me an irritated look. Casting my best death glare at him I huffed and push past him.

"It's right there Batman." I faked a terrible copy cat Robin tone and moved over to life size doll. Peering up at the toy I began to wonder why someone would ever buy something so vile as a toy. The Joker stood with his signature grin that made any normal human blood turn to ice, and skin with goosebumps. I gently pushed the doll over with just my pointer finger. It fell with a loud thud and suddenly I felt my shoulders being yanked on.

"Robin what are you doing? You could have gotten us killed." Fake Batman scolded me. I rolled my eyes and shoved him slightly.

"I saw our target and took the opportunity to eliminate him." I replied. I could see him doing his best not to break character.

"Well although you risked the mission I do have to give you credit you took him down with out any help whatsoever. So good job!" his voice fake as ever. Then he dropped his voice to my hearing level. "I'll reward my bird later." Then with a wink of his eye he turned on his heel. "On ward, we must find the batmobile! I hear trouble in the tool department." Rolling my eyes to the ceiling I asked myself how I had stooped to this level. Surely it wasn't because I liked him this much. I moved slowly as the fleece cape brush against my ankles. Once upon a time I wouldn't be caught dead doing such a ridiculous and foolish thing, but there I was playing make believe at Walmart. I knew people recognized me so that made it worst. What I couldn't seem to understand was how come Mr. Greenie didn't have a care in the world. He acted like no one was here except the two of us.

Moving to a different department I watched as Gar stopped an old woman asking if she needed help. She gave him a ghost of smile and nodded. She pointed up at the high shelf, and he was able to react in a remarkable amount of time. He handed the woman the spray glitter paint and smiled brightly at her.

"Not a problem ma'am happy to help!" He mimicked then moved down the next aisle. I stopped short when I saw him grinning at me.

"What?" I asked rolling my eyes

"Nothing, I'm just enjoying this. Being here with you." He responded. I shook my head and answered,

"Don't get use to it. I'm never doing something so ridiculous again."

"Aw, don't be like that Rae, we haven't even made it over to the electronic section, we have to switch all the TV's to different channels, and reorganize the Blu-Rays."

Sighing loudly, my shoulders dropped two inches. "I'm not wearing this makeshift cape over there."

"Oh, you won't have to, we are going to find some flippers instead." He chirped.

"Some what?"

"This way." He responded then began pulling me down the center of the Wal-Mart.

"Garfield Mark..." I warned though my teeth.

"Yes, Rae?" He asked his eyes sparkling.

"I really hate you sometimes." I glared.

"I love you too, babe." He smirked leading me into more shenanigans.