Parseltongue

[Thoughts]

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"Before I left Britain, I went to Dumbledore. As I have said Harry you had become a little brother to me and Luna you had become my little sister. He had told me that he would tell you but I needed to leave so that I wouldn't distract you. It was a couple weeks later that I received a letter saying that you died due to injuries you sustained during your battle with Voldemort. He said that you Luna were killed by Bellatrix." Kingsley informed them.

"That bastard!" Harry growled. "He's lucky he's dead or else I would have killed him."

"He's dead?" Kingsley asked.

"Yeah. He put on a cursed ring. Severus couldn't remove the curse. It only slowed it. He died shortly after Voldemort was defeated." Luna told him.

"Good." Kingsley said.

"Yup." Harry agreed.

"How have you been?" He asked Harry.

"Good. I am actually famous for my art works, clothing, and jewelry." Harry answered.

"Really?" Harry nodded. "Wow. I really meet to get out of the basement."

"Basement?" Harry and Luna looked confused.

"I spend most of my time at home with my mate, my coven, and the basement training." He said.

"Idiot." Harry said.

"Thanks brat. How are you doing Luna?" He asked.

Luna teared up causing Kingsley to panic. She hugged him as she told him what had happened.

"That bastard!" He yelled.

Harry smirked. "I said the same thing."

"We'll get him back later." Kingsley told them.

"I agree." Harry and Luna said together.

"Good. The coven leader is a doctor. He is a muggle vampire but at least he's a doctor." Kingsley informed him.

"Okay." Luna said weakly.

Kingsley hugged him. "Let's go then."

"Okay." The two said.

Kingsley took the two back to his home. The others stared at him in shock. He brought Luna to Carlisle.

"Carlisle, these two are my younger siblings. This is Luna Lovegood and you have met Harry already. Luna is pregnant and I was hoping you could give her a check up." Kingsley said.

"Sure. I'll go get some equipment." Carlisle told him.

"Thank you." Luna said.

The blonde haired vampire smiled. "You're welcome." Carlisle left after that.

"So?" Harry raised an eyebrow.

"Yes?" Kingsley asked.

"Castration spell?" All but Kingsley and Luna looked at him in shock.

"Not painful enough. We should do it manually." Now their shocked looks turned onto Kingsley.

"Got any dull rusty spoons?" The raven haired man asked.

"No but I can find some."

"Good."

"We should also do some mental torture." Kingsley suggested.

"I agree."

"Stop that." Luna scolded. "You need to leave some for me."

The group of vampires off to the side realized they were talking about the father of the baby Luna was carrying. Whatever happened they felt for the girl especially Esme and Rose. They knew about being with a horrible guy.

"True." Harry agreed.

"What do you have in mind?" Kingsley asked her.

"Telling his fiance for one." Luna felt that Daphne needed to know.

"Great idea." Harry agreed with her.

"We can tell his mum next." Luna said.

"Dad too." Harry said.

"Good. Then we can torture him." Kingsley said with an evil grin.

"Kingsley?" Esme never seen the look on his face.

"Sorry sweetie." He said giving her an apologetic smile.

"You thinking what I'm thinking Luna?" Harry asked his sister.

"Yup!" She giggled.

"Glad we agree." Harry chuckled with her.

"Me too."

"Will you shut up Harry?" If Kingsley could join in then Harry couldn't either.

"What about Luna?" Asked a pouting wizard.

"She's pregnant and has never pranked me." He told him.

"Oh yeah." Harry scratched his cheek under the scar. "I forgot about those."

"How could you forget?" He asked in incredulous.

Harry shrugged. "Don't know."

"Can you lay on the couch Luna?" Carlisle asked as he entered the room with the ultrasound machine.

"Sure."

"Can you lift your shirt please?"

"Yeah."

Luna lifted her shirt to reveal her stomach. Carlisle put some jelly on her stomach. He then used ultrasound machine.

"Could you explain what you are doing?" Harry asked.

"Sure." He smiled at his young mate.

"Thank you."

"You're welcome."

Carlisle explained what he was doing. He explained what he was looking for. They cheered when he declared the baby healthy. Harry suddenly smirked.

"What is it?" Luna asked.

"Severus."

Luna giggled. "I can't believe we didn't think about that."

"I know."

Kingsley chuckled. "Let's tell him." He frowned after that. "He's still alive? Minerva told me he died trying to save Luna."

"Yeah he's still alive. I was never captured and tortured. Mcgonagall was up Dumbledore's arse. We will have to make a list and investigate."

"Yeah." Kingsley wasn't happy.

"He adopted me after I killed Moldyshorts."

When he said killed they all looked at Harry. Kingsley wasn't shocked and quickly explained. Jasper looked at Harry and Luna in a new light. He knew what it was like to be in a war. He felt for them too. He would offer an ear for them like he did for Kingsley.

"I'm happy for you." Kingsley said.

"Thank you."

"At least your happy." Luna said. "Draco wasn't so happy."

Kingsley chuckled. "I bet. Did he throw a fit?'

"Yeah. Uncle Lucius made him sit on the naughty step. He was embarrassed and stopped throwing fits about it." Harry told them.

"He seemed to have changed." Luna said sadly causing Harry to cuddle her.

"I know. I gave him my blessing to date you." Harry grumbled.

"I know."

"I hope Sev kicks his sorry arse." Harry said.

"He will." Luna said confidently.

"So you were civil for Luna's sake?" Kingsley asked.

"Yes. Now I wish he wasn't." He grumbled again.

"I don't blame you." Kingsley said with a chuckle.

Luna kissed Harry's cheek. "I'm glad you were."

"I know." He sighed before smiling at her.

"Thank you." Luna said to Carlisle.

"You're welcome miss Lovegood."

"Harry?"

"Yes Kingsley?"

"What are you doing?" Harry was digging through his pocket.

"Getting Severus on the mirror." Harry answered before he pulled it out. "Severus Snape!"

"What do you want Harry?" Severus asked.

"You okay?" Harry asked in concern.

"Yeah. I haven't gotten enough sleep."

"Oh. I-"

"What do you want?" Severus asked cutting Harry off.

Harry sighed but didn't push it. "I have two things to tell you. First is that Kingsley is alive."

"What?" Severus was shocked.

"He's alive. See." He turned the mirror to show Kingsley.

"Hello Severus."

"Kingsley. Albus said you were dead."

"Minerva said you were too."

"I see." Severus frowned. "Will have to discuss this later."

"We will." Kingsley agreed.

"Harry?"

"Yes Severus?"

"What was the other thing you needed to tell me?" He asked.

"Luna showed up at my home. She's pregnant with Draco's baby. He told her to get rid of it but Luna refused. He broke up with her and not long after announced his engagement to Daphne Greengrass. He admitted to courting her since they graduated." Harry explained.

"What?" He asked emotionlessly.

"Harry can I talk to him?" Luna asked.

"Yeah." He gave her the mirror.

"Hi."

"Hello Luna."

"I'm sorry." She said teared up.

"Don't be. Is what Harry told me true?" He asked.

"Yes."

"I see. I'm sorry Luna."

"N-not your fault." She said.

"I'll see you both soon. Where are you?"

"Forks, Washington." Harry gave him his address.

"I shall be there soon."

"Okay." Harry said.

"Alright."

Severus hung up. Harry sighed as he put away the mirror.

"There goes my sewing room." Harry muttered.

Luna giggled at that. Harry gave her a pout. Kingsley managed to keep silent. Harry sighed again.

"If you all will excuse me I need to get his room ready." He said as he started towards the door.

"I'm going to stay here for a bit." Luna said.

"Okay. See you."

"See you."

"Bye." Harry said to them.

"Bye Harry." Luna said.

"Bye Har." Kingsley said.