Chapter One: Pandora's Box

AN: NobleMETA: Hey guys, got a really ridiculous idea that involves a monkey, spaceships, and lots and lots of cocaine. This is a collaboration between myself, GhostPhoenix113, angelsixtwofive, Phoenix Commander, and TheDarkenedRose, with some ideas being contributed courtesy of my fiance (SylverLining) and Shadow Nightblade. As this is a collaboration, some sections of the chapters will be written differently than others. Any complaints need to be sent to Phoenix Commander, and they must be submitted in hand-written triplicate (Calligraphy not accepted). Hope you enjoy this bout of pure, unprocessed, cocaine induced insanity!

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RUBY

Ruby was looking out the passenger window of her sister's car as they drove to Patch University. Her teachers thought she had the skills (Ruby would have said luck) to graduate early. Ruby was looking forward to her time at university, but she did question why she had been given the chance to do so. The subtle click of the radio being turned off pulled the daydreaming redhead from her thoughts.

"You seem distracted Rubes what's on your mind?" Ruby's sister asked, though she had already guessed the answer.

"Nothing Yang, just thinking about everything that's happened over the last few months." Ruby replied, looking away from the window to face her sister. She hadn't avoided the question she was thinking about the couple months. In her eyes she was only a B student with only one consistent A in engineering. "Apparently that one A was enough to bump me up a year." She thought silently, as Yang pulled her car into the parking garage.

"Look at it this way, you'll be able to meet new friends. This is gonna be a whole new adventure." Yang said, getting out of her car and starting to walk in the direction of a building.

"Adventure right…" Ruby sighed, as she opened her door and stepped out.

"Come on slow poke! We need to check in with the guys that deal with housing. The dorm building is this one here!" Yang called out, there was a smirk on her face as she saw Ruby turn a little red. She was almost as red as the sweater that her mother had given her. If there was one thing her little sister did not like it was being called slow.

"Yang, start running!" Ruby shouted, starting to chase after her sister. Even though she had a head start Ruby was not going to let her sister beat her in a race. Two of them sprinted for the door of the building, by the time the victor had been decided Yang was out of breath and Ruby had beaten her to the door of the building by ten seconds.

"W-why d-do I al-always challenge you?" Yang gasped, leaning against the building until she had gotten her breathing under control.

"I have no idea. I would've thought you'd stop challenging the fastest member of our high school track team." Ruby said, with a smirk as she opened the door into the building.

When it was their turn in to be called up to the desk the housing representative glanced at them. "Hi I'm Yang Xiao Long." Yang said, still slightly out of breath.

"I'm Ruby, Ruby Rose. We're both in room 205." The redhead replied cheerily, she was still enjoying the moment of beating her sister in a race.

"I'm Reese nice to meet you, I'm one of the RAs for the building. Now let me see here, Rose…Xiao Long…found you on the list. All you'll need to do now is fill out these forms and these are your room keys, please don't lose them. Last person who did had a heart to heart chat with our supervisor Ms. Goodwitch." The gold and red dressed pair noticed, the slight shudder that accompanied Reese's warning.

"Ok we'll make sure to keep hold of them Reese." Yang said motioning for her sister to follow her back to the car so they could start bringing their belongings to their room.

It took them 30 minutes to get their belongings from Yang's car and up to their dorm room. It was situated with a common area and a kitchen, with the rooms branching off from them. "Looks like someone already beat us here Yang." Ruby said, after opening the door of room 205 and seeing that one of the doors to the other rooms was open.

"Must've moved in earlier today." The blonde said, walking past Ruby and into room B.

"Either that or they were here earlier this week 'cause of practice for one of the sports." Ruby added, carrying her suitcase into room A. "Time to start unpacking."

YANG

Yang was beside herself with joy. She had finally graduated from High school and would be attending Patch. After a few incidences a few years ago that caused her to be held back, she felt as if she was going to be left behind. Yang was proven wrong, she was going to a prestigious university alongside her sister. Who she couldn't be happier for, especially after she had graduated a year early.

"You seem distracted Rubes what's on your mind?" Yang asked, as she turned off the radio that they had been listening to. "Probably wondering why you? And worried about leaving your friends a year early." She thought, as soon as she voiced the question.

"Nothing Yang, just thinking about everything that's happened over the last few months." Her sister replied, looking away from the window to face Yang.

"Yup, I was right. I hate it when I'm right." Yang thought, she pulled her car into the dorm's parking garage. It was her graduation present, a black and gold Camaro. "Look at it this way, you'll be able to meet new friends. This is gonna be a whole new adventure." Yang said, getting out of the car and starting to walk in the direction of the dorm building.

"Adventure right…" Ruby sighed, as she opened her door and stepped out.

"Oh no! You are not gonna be frowning today! I know…" Yang thought, when she heard the mumbled comment. "Come on slow poke! We need to check in with the guys that deal with housing. The dorm building is this one here!" Yang called out, there was a smirk on her face when Ruby went red. "I'll be winded after this but at least you'll be smiling."

"Yang! Start running!" Ruby shouted, starting to chase after her sister.

"I have a head start but that means nothing." Yang thought, as she turned to start sprinting in the direction of the building. When she was only a hundred feet from the doors Yang felt a slight breeze brush past her as Ruby sprinted past after closing the distance between them. As she made it to the steps Yang could see a smile on her little sister's face. "Much better." She thought, hiding her own smile before speaking. "W-why d-do I al-always challenge you?" Yang gasped, leaning against the building until she had gotten her breathing under control.

"I have no idea. I would've thought you'd stop challenging the fastest member of our high school track team." Ruby said, still smiling as she opened the door to the building.

When it was their turn in to be called up to the desk the housing representative glanced at them. "Hi I'm Yang Xiao Long." Yang said, still slightly out of breath. "That took more out of me than I thought, I am not built for sprinting!"

"I'm Ruby, Ruby Rose. We're both in room 205." The redhead replied, cheerily as she was still enjoying the moment of beating Yang in a race.

"I'm Reese nice to meet you, I'm one of the RAs for the building. Now let me see here, Rose…Xiao Long found you on the list. All you'll need to do now is fill out these forms and these are your room keys, please don't lose them. Last person who did had a heart to heart chat with our supervisor Ms. Goodwitch." The gold and red dressed pair noticed, the slight shudder that accompanied Reese's warning.

"What kind of dorm supervisor causes that kind of reaction from an RA?" Yang thought, suppressing a worried look. "Ok we'll make sure to keep hold of them Reese." Yang said motioning for her sister to follow her back to the car so they could start bringing their belongings to their room.

It took them 30 minutes to get their belongings from Yang's car and up to their dorm room. It was situated with a common area and a kitchen, with the rooms branching off from them. "Looks like someone already beat us here Yang." Ruby said, after opening the door of room 205 and seeing that one of the doors to the other rooms was open.

"Must've moved in earlier today." The blonde said, walking past Ruby and into room B. "Man this thing was heavy. I told dad I did not need all this stuff!" Yang thought, as she set her suitcase on her bed. The creaking noise caused by the extra weight was a little disconcerting. Yang's first order of business was to slide her bed from the center of the wall into one of the corners in order to free up more of the floor space. The bedframe hit the wall with a muffled thud as it put a crack in the drywall. "Oops."

"Yang get out here!" Ruby's shout from the common room disturbed her from further ruining the wall.

"I'm a little busy right now Rubes!" Yang shouted back, "Guess I'll need to see about covering that up." Yang thought, looking at the wall.

"One of our roommates is here, and you're being very rude by not introducing yourself!" Ruby shouted back.

"Fine, I'll be out in a sec!" Yang replied, tossing a pillow onto the bed. Thankfully the cracked drywall was easily covered by it.

PYRRHA

Pyrrha walked back to the dorms after a hard day of practice. She was one of the Soccer team's newest members, a really talented addition to the schools team. Practice had let out early since they had done so much in the week that had already gone by before classes actually started. As for her own performance, Pyrrha wasn't surprised that the team thought she was one of the best out of everyone, she used to play for the soccer team at her previous school, before she transferred here.

On her old team, they were one of the top ranked Soccer teams in the country and she had managed to show great potential for the year that she was there. The only reason she transferred was because this school had a much better Electronic Media department, and she felt that her studies would be better if she were here instead. So, now that she was here, she tried out for the team and turned heads immediately.

Of course, the transfer wouldn't go off completely well in the end. Many of the credits she had tried to transfer over from her old school wouldn't go through and so she was left having to retake many of her classes over again. This didn't seem to bring her down though, she took it in stride and thought of it as an opportunity to give her GPA a nice boost.

As she walked into the building, she noticed that the line for people coming in was overly long, and she really felt bad for the person stuck at the desk. It didn't help that the person at the desk was one of her teammates, Reese Chloris, who had to miss practice for the day due to getting everyone moved in. Pyrrha really didn't envy being her right now, but she smiled and waved hello as she passed by when Reese turned and smiled at her.

By the time she got back to the dorm, Pyrrha noticed one thing that was odd. The front door was open and she could hear people talking on the inside. At first she was wondering what was going on, but then she remembered that the rest of her roommates were coming in that day, so she figured it was probably them making their grand entrance. She walked through the threshold to her dorm, ready to meet the people she would be spending the next year living with.

"Hello? Anyone there?" Pyrrha called out, hoping that someone would answer.

She was surprised to hear someone call back to her almost instantly. "I'll be there in a sec!"

Pyrrha walked into the apartment, making her way to the fridge and pulled out a bottle of water. Opening it up, she turned around to see a short girl with red highlights walking towards her. Pyrrha had to admit, the smaller girl had something about her that just gave her a weird feeling in her stomach.

"Hi, I'm Ruby," The girl introduced herself as. "I'm over in room A."

Ruby held out a hand to Pyrrha, which she took after regaining her senses for a moment. "Pyrrha Nikos, I'm over in room C." Hearing some rumbling coming over from one of the other rooms, Pyrrha looked towards the direction of the noise. "Is someone else here?"

"Oh, that's my sister! She's in room B," Ruby replied. "Yang, get out here!"

Pyrrha was a bit surprised at the sudden shout from Ruby, but it didn't stop with that once she heard shouts coming back towards them. "I'm a little busy right now Rubes," the girl Pyrrha could only assume was Yang responded.

"One of our roommates is here, and you're being very rude by not introducing yourself!" Ruby shouted back.

"Fine, I'll be out in a sec," Yang replied.

The entire time, Pyrrha didn't know what to make of the sudden exchange. Once she saw a girl she assumed to be Ruby's sister pop out towards them, she noticed the long mane of blonde hair first and foremost. "Yo, I'm Yang," Yang introduced herself as.

"Pyrrha," The redhead responded, offering a handshake to Yang. "Sorry, I forgot that you guys were all coming in today."

"I'm guessing you're the one who was here first?" Yang asked. "I noticed all of the bottles of water in the fridge, one that you have in your hands by the way, and that you don't seem to have much stuff with you."

"Yeah, I was here a week ago for soccer practice," Pyrrha said, rubbing the back of her neck as she spoke. "Just about all of my stuff is already here."

"I figured that was the case," Yang said. "Anyway, I'm gonna get back to unpacking. Nice to meet you, Pyrrha." Yang took that opportunity to head back into her room and continue working, leaving Ruby and Pyrrha all by themselves in front of the dorms refrigerator.

"I should probably work on some more unpacking too," Ruby said to Pyrrha.

Pyrrha chuckled a bit at Ruby's hesitance to leave. "It's fine, I need to jump into the shower anyway."

"Alright, well it was nice talking to you!" Ruby exclaimed as the two walked away from each other. Pyrrha walked into her room which she had already set up the way she wanted for her side, and grabbed a towel from her closet, before stripping out of her sweaty clothes that she wore to practice. With the towel wrapped around her, she went over to the dorm's shower and walked in, before taking the towel off of her, hanging it up where she wanted it to be and starting up the water.

BLAKE

Blake had a plan for today: get her room key, avoid anyone that tries to talk to her, make it to her room and unpack, and finish her daily quota of reading. The day then began horribly with losing the book she had been reading as she packed her duffle bag. Great… just what I needed. She thought and groaned softly.

When she arrived at Patch University, the first thing to do was find out what room she will be occupying and getting the key for said room.

So Blake did just that, heading off to where the dormitories were located. A few minutes later, she realized just how long it will take for her to get the room key. How long have 'they' waited here?! In front of her… was a long line of students, leading to a table where a mint-green haired girl stood at. The black-haired cat faunus knew that this would already turn out to be a long day; she walked in line, adjusted the strap of the duffle bag she had been wearing to rest itself on her right side, and waited… and waited… and waited until she was about ready to pass out due to the long amount of time she stood for. All Blake did during that time was regret the fact that she forgot her book and didn't even want to bother taking out another book, for the ones she had in her duffle bag were already read countless amounts of times. Then finally, she was next to approach the table.

Walking up to it, she noticed that the girl had green eyes to fit with her hair color and on the table was a lot of paperwork. Probably just meant for us to input our info. Blake thought. The girl cleared her throat and smiled. "Hello there. My name's Reese Chloris, your RA."

"Um, hello." Blake replied and awkwardly smiled.

"What is your name so I can give you your assigned room and the key to it?" she asked.

"Blake Belladonna." she stated.

"Okay then, ummm… let's see," Reese took out a small, thick book and began reading through it, swiping the pages up to four times before putting it down on the table, "ah, here you go then." She handed the black-haired girl a bronze colored key that was the size of the palm of her hand. "Your room is two-o-five, room B. Would you like to know who you're rooming with or-"

Blake lifted her hand up quickly to silence her. "It's okay… I'd rather it be a surprise to know who my roommates are." the cat faunus said before walking away from Reese.

"H-have a great day!" She heard the RA shout but she sighed. I just want to get to my room and get this day over with. Blake thought and grumpily walked towards the stairs. 205 huh… well there's no need to take the elevator if it's just up a floor. Blake then adjusted her duffle bag to be hanging from her back as she climbed up the stairs. She was more than eager to get to her room and end this day off with trying to find her book.

Opening the door to the second floor hallway, she noticed that her assigned room was to the left of the staircase she had taken. Nice… a quick way to our room. She thought and sighed in relief as she started walking towards her room. Blake pulled out her key Reese had given her and unlocked the door to room 205. As soon as she entered, she noticed that no one was around. Maybe my roommates haven't shown up or they're unpacking right now. Blake thought as she looked around the empty dorm. "Umm… hello? Anyone here?" she announced.

A chirpy voice responded to her from the room on her right. "Coming!" Blake groaned softly. I didn't really want to get a response. she thought and sighed. Before she knew it, a red-haired girl appeared before her, a smile plastered on her face. "Hello! The name's Ruby… I'm guessing you're one of our roommates?" the red-headed girl asked.

Blake nodded. "Yep… I am living in room 205, room B."

Her eyes brightened as if Blake suddenly triggered something in her mind. "Awesome! That's the room beside mine, you're rooming with my sister Yang and-"

The black-haired girl started walking, not letting the red-haired girl finish. "Thanks, I'll be getting to unpacking now." Behind her, the girl shouted her name, which was apparently Ruby Rose and Blake took note of that as she went to her assigned room. Yang huh… I wonder how she is compared to her excited sister. She thought as she got to room B.

Blake knocked on the door first, just to see if it was okay to enter. "Who's knocking?" The voice behind the door sounded a bit more mature than Ruby's voice but just as chirpy.

The cat faunus sighed. "It's your roommate."

The door to room B swung open and the person Blake saw in front of her was a blonde-haired girl with lilac eyes. "Well, hello there roommate… oh, I didn't think they get me a roommate that's so… hot." Yang was wearing a yellow and black crop top bustier that showed a portion of her bust to Blake, making her blush and she wore black short-shorts to go with it."

The cat faunus sighed softly, walking into the room and her blush quickly faded so the blonde-haired girl would not notice it. "Whatever… anyways hi, name's Blake and… yeah." Blake gave Yang a glare. "I hope we get along and trust each other… roommate."

Yang shrugged and closed the door behind her. "Okay… well, same thing goes to you." The black-haired girl looked around and turned to the blonde.

"Where do I put my stuff at?" she asked.

Yang immediately answered in a casual voice. "Right side of the room is yours and left side is mine."

Blake went to the right side of the room, unslung her duffle bag, and placed it down on the bed. The room itself was decently sized for two people, but with the amounts of workout gear her roommate had, she can tell that there was not going to be any room left for her. "Hey Yang? Did you ever think that they might have a fitness center somewhere here on campus?" she asked, her tone clearly annoyed.

The blonde shrugged and looked back at her. "Eh, I'm not sure if they'll have what I need so I just brought my stuff."

"Well please don't leave it in here… we need space and we can't let it be occupied by stuff that the school might have covered already." Blake groaned and zipped open her duffle bag. She had packed books and some clothes that can be used for any time of day, even formal ones shall the occasion arise. Looking around, she noticed a bookshelf near her bed that she quickly went to setting her books on. Convenient that there's a bookshelf here. Blake thought and sighed in relief. That's one thing taken care of. As she went back to the bag one more time to see if anymore books were left, her eyes widened at the site. The book she had lost was sitting there, at the bottom of the bag itself. How did that get ther- oh… Tukson.

Tukson was the person that was taking care of Blake since she didn't have much family left out there in the world. He had offered her a place to stay at an apartment above his bookstore which she gladly took and that was where her fondness of books came in.

Thinking about her caretaker made the cat faunus smile. I'm glad I lived there. she thought and happily took the book out of her bag, putting the bag down and sliding it beneath her bed. She lied down on the bed and opened up her book from where she had last inserted her bookmark at.

The book was about a fox that had lost her parents in an incident and now was trying to live her life out in what the book says 'a cruel world that shows the slightest hint of hope in itself'. Sure, it sounded depressing, and it certainly wasn't for kids due to its language and graphic violence, but it did have some happy moments and the friends that the fox made added more to the story itself.

Blake was reading through a tender moment in the story until she was interrupted by none other than her roommate. "So umm… do you want to get to know each other?" Yang asked.

The black-haired girl looked up at her and narrowed her eyes. "I'd rather keep reading this book… thank you." Blake then went back to reading, despite the towering presence still standing beside her.

The blonde crouched down to meet her level. "What's the book about?"

Blake stopped, actually surprised at the question she was given. "H-huh?" she responded.

"The book… what is it about?" Yang repeated.

Blake set the book down beside her, leaving it wide open and face down so she won't lose her page and she gave her full attention to Yang. "W-well… umm… it's like this…" Blake explained the story in a brief summary to the blonde-haired girl, Yang herself listened intently and her expression showed interest, "and that's my summary of what it is. I'm not done reading it but-"

"Can I read it after you're done with it?" Yang asked suddenly, catching Blake off guard.

"S-sure… just make sure you give it back, someone I care for gave that to me."

Yang smiled. "Of course… roommate." For once today, Blake gave a genuine smile. The blonde-haired girl sat down on her bed. "I didn't properly introduce myself; the name's Yang Xiao Long."

The cat faunus sat up and everything around her seemed to be forgotten… except for the one she was focusing on. "Blake. Blake Belladonna."

WEISS

Weiss sighed as she approached the table after waiting in line for what felt like hours.

"Weiss Schnee," she stated to the mint-green haired girl standing at the desk.

"Hi there. I'm Reese Chloris," the girl said, smiling. "your RA. Here's your key. Room 205. Just go ahead and fill out this paperwork and we should be good to go."

"Thank you," Weiss replied, carefully filling out the papers and taking the card and her bedroom key.

Weiss went to leave the room, when she was ambushed by a young women with ginger hair.

"Hi there!" the woman said excitedly.

"Hello," Weiss said suspiciously.

"I'm Nora! What room are you in?"

The White-haired girl turned to face the other girl. "205," she stated. "Wh-"

"No way!" Nora replied. "That's where I'm living!"

"Great," Weiss replied, rolling her eyes and walking towards the building that she would be living in for the next year.

She walked up to the door and swiped her card through the reader, and pulled the door open when she heard the door unlock. She made her way to the stairs and walked up to the second floor. she followed the signs until she finally arrived outside of the room with a sign on the door with the number 205 printed on the sign. She again swiped her card and heard the door unlock. She pulled on the latch and opened the door stepping inside and was greeted by the sight of a girl with long, blonde hair and purple eyes talking to a slightly younger girl with black-and-red hair and gleaming silver eyes.

The silver-eyed girl turned and waved to Weiss. "Hi there!" the girl said cheerfully. "What's your name?"

Weiss glanced at the girl. "Weiss," she replied.

"I'm Ruby!" The girl said, seemingly appearing next to Weiss. "What bedroom are you going to be in?"

"Room A," Weiss replied shortly.

"No way! That's the same room I'm in! We're going to be such great friends this semester!"

"Sure," Weiss said coolly, rolling her eyes as she walked away from the hyperactive girl.

She walked over to the door that lead into the first bedroom on her left and inserted her key. She turned the lock, only to find that the door had already been unlocked.

That's right, Weiss thought to herself, rolling her eyes slightly, that other girl will be sharing a bedroom with me.

With a sigh, she pulled the knob, and pushed the door open. She looked around the room. taking in each and every detail. The other girl had already started unpacking, having left some of her belongings lying on what was to be her bed.

This is going to be a great semester, Weiss thought rolling her eyes.

NORA

'Oh my god this is going to be absolutely incredible!' Nora thought to herself once she got into the dorm. She had fun walking up with one of her roommates, though she felt like the person she walked up with wasn't necessarily the nicest of people, still it wouldn't bring her down, Nora wasn't one to let someone kill the good mood that she was in.

She started to make her way over to room C, which was the room that she was going to be staying in, and she started to open up the door, listening all the while to the white haired girl speaking to what appeared to be the girl's roommate. 'Her roommate sounds awesome, I'll have to introduce myself at some point.'

Opening up the door, Nora wasn't expecting anyone else to be in there, nor had she expected the person who was clearly her roommate to be standing in the middle of the room naked as she was getting changed into what appeared to be a separate set of clothes.

"Oh my god!" Nora's roommate shouted once she realized that Nora had arrived.

Even Nora was a bit surprised by that, and she politely turned away from her roommate. "Hehe, sorry about that, shoulda knocked first," Nora apologized. "I'm guessing you're my roommate?"

With Nora turned away, the girl quickly put her clothes on, all the while feeling a burning heat in her cheeks from embarrassment. "Y-yeah, I guess so."

"Well, this is certainly a funny way of meeting your roommate huh," Nora said, trying to lighten the mood a bit. Eventually she felt a tap on her shoulder signifying that she was ok to come into the room once again. "Well, I'm guessing we're going to live together. I'm Nora."

"Pyrrha," Nora's roommate responded. "I'm really sorry about this by the way."

"Nonsense," Nora replied. "In all honesty, I feel like I have to get naked myself so that we're even in the seeing each other nude department."

"You really don't have to do that!" Pyrrha all but shouted.

Shrugging her shoulders, Nora didn't know what to think of that response. "Eh, I suppose you're right. You'll probably end up walking in on me naked at one point or another, why ruin the surprise?"

"No offense, but I'd rather not see my roommate naked," Pyrrha said. "It's nothing against you, but since we have to live with each other for the next year, I don't want to go around knowing that I've seen you naked. In fact I feel bad enough knowing that you've just met me and have already seen my full form."

"Please, you're smokin' hot," Nora blurted out. "Why wouldn't I enjoy seeing that sight, even if you are my roommate? Ren usually isn't too worried about me making out with other girls though, since he knows I only love him."

"Oh dear god what have I gotten myself into?" Pyrrha whispered to herself, though Nora did manage to hear that. "And who in the world is Ren?"

"First of all, Ren is literally my man, so don't be surprised if you see him over here quite often. Secondly, you, my lovely lady friend, have gotten yourself into one hell of a great time!" Nora shouted. "I'll be the bestest roommate EVER!" Leaving the conversation there, the hyperactive ginger started to zip back and forth across the room placing her belongings where she wanted them to be.

JAUNE

Jaune was excited as he walked into the dorm for the first time. His first year away from home, becoming a man, though his sisters would never admit to that. Jaune was glad that he was finally able to live in a place that wasn't filled to the brim with girls. His parents were waiting outside for him, taking all of his stuff and pulling it out of the car while he went to go check out his room and get signed in.

"Ah, this is going to be great, no more living around extreme amounts of estrogen," Jaune mumbled to himself. "I'll finally can live in peace and quiet."

As Jaune approached the desk, he noticed that there was a few people standing in front of him talking to the lady who was responsible for registering them all into the dorm. One of the people looked like he was bored out of his mind, and so Jaune felt that it was appropriate to strike up a conversation.

"Man, this is a really long line, don't you think?" Jaune asked, nudging the guy in front of him.

In response, the man turned towards him and shrugged. "I'm sure we'll get our turn eventually," He said in response.

"Yeah I know, it's just I want to get settled in and explore this place before everyone else gets the same idea," Jaune replied. "I'm Jaune by the way, Jaune Arc."

"Lie Ren," The man responded. "But, just call me Ren."

"Ok, Ren," Jaune said. "What room are you staying in?"

"205, you?" Ren answered.

"Wow, that's so cool," Jaune said. "I'm in 205 as well!"

"Well then, I guess it would be fine if we walked up together then," Ren suggested. Jaune felt a bit of relief wash over him as he realized that Ren was basically helping him get through the line faster. By that point it was his turn to speak to the receptionist.

"Hello, we're actually in the same dorm together," Ren mentioned.

"Thanks, that'll actually make this go by so much quicker," The girl said. "I'm Reese, one of the RAs for the building, can I have your names and room number?"

"I'm Jaune Arc, and this is Lie Ren," Jaune said, hoping he got Ren's name right. When he got a nod from Ren in response, he sighed in relief since he got it right. "And we're in room 205."

Reese looked through the list of names, though she was confused as to why they would say the room number. "Are you sure that it's 205?" Reese asked.

Ren pulled out a piece of paper that he had in his pocket. On it was the information that he had received from the universities housing group. Handing it to Reese, Ren waited as the girl at the desk looked it over for any errors, only to be surprised when the message appeared the same across her notebook as well.

"Ok, don't know why you got put in that room, but I guess the people at the top know what they're doing," Reese finally said to Ren and Jaune. She then pulled out two packets, one for Ren and one for Jaune. "Fill out these forms, and here are your room keys. Don't lose them because they're expensive to replace."

By the time the two of them finished up with the paperwork, Jaune was more than excited to get into his room. He wasn't a single bit concerned over what went down at the desk, though Ren was going over what happened in his head over and over again. "Oh man this is going to be so awesome!" Jaune proclaimed as the two walked up the stairs to their dorm room.

"You know, something doesn't necessarily seem right," Ren suggested.

"Oh whatever, I'm sure it's some paperwork issue with the housing people," Jaune said. "Nothing for us to worry about."

By the time the two made it to the dorm, Jaune completely ignored the voices coming from inside the room already and he walked right into the dorm without hesitation.

REN

Ren had finally been able to find a few minutes of solace after spending multiple hours in a car with the ball of energy that he knew as his friend/girlfriend.

In High School, he couldn't remember a time where she wasn't planted at his side. He guessed that the same could be said from her about him. They had been good friends since they were little kids. They were inseparable.

But that didn't mean that he did not find her annoying at times. He knew that she meant well, but she would always go over the top with everything.

Now, here he was, attending the same college as her. The only reason she wasn't by him was because he forgot his phone back in the car and ran back to the large parking garage to retrieve it.

He stood in line waiting to get his room info from the RA of the dormitory complex. And the line was long. The line looked like it was trying to go quick though, the RA working hard sifting through all the files and papers of the people being admitted to the dormitory.

He felt someone nudge his back as if trying to get his attention. Looking back, Ren saw a guy his age with blonde hair and blue eyes. "Man, this is a really long line, don't you think?" the unknown man asked.

"Well it is the first day of a really popular college, you would expect it to be very busy and hectic." Ren stated to himself. "I'm sure we'll get our turn eventually."

"Yeah I know, it's just that I want to get settled in and explore this place before everyone else get's the same idea." That was something that Ren could understand. This campus was really big, and if you didn't get a full tour of it when looking to apply, you had a lot to explore. "I'm Jaune by the way, Jaune Arc."

"Lie Ren", he responded, "But, just call me Ren."

"Ok, Ren." the conversation continuing. Not that Ren minded, it was beginning to get a tad boring in the line. "What room are you staying in?" Jaune asked.

"205," he said. "You?"

"Wow, that's so cool," Jaune said with a bit of surprise in his voice. "I'm in 205 as well!"

"Well then, I guess it would be fine if we walked up together then," Ren suggested. Jaune felt a bit of relief wash over him as he realized that Ren was basically helping him get through the line faster. By that point it was his turn to speak to the receptionist.

"Hello, we're actually in the same dorm together," Ren mentioned.

"Thanks, that'll actually make this go by so much quicker," The girl said. "I'm Reese, one of the RAs for the building, can I have your names and room number?"

"I'm Jaune Arc, and this is Lie Ren," Jaune said, hoping he got Ren's name right. When he got a nod from Ren in response, he sighed in relief since he got it right. "And we're in room 205."

Reese looked through the list of names, though she was confused as to why they would say the room number. "Are you sure that it's 205?" Reese asked.

Ren pulled out a piece of paper that he had in his pocket. On it was the information that he had received from the university's housing group. Handing it to Reese, Ren waited as the girl at the desk looked it over for any errors, only to be surprised when the message appeared the same across her notebook as well.

"Ok, don't know why you got put in that room, but I guess the people at the top know what they're doing," Reese finally said to Ren and Jaune. She then pulled out two packets, one for Ren and one for Jaune. "Fill out these forms, and here are your room keys. Don't lose them because they're expensive to replace."

Ren couldn't help but think that something was fishy. The RA had been confused as to their room number. But Jaune had played it off like it was nothing.

Ren followed the blonde man as he continued through the building.

"Oh man this is going to be so awesome!" Jaune proclaimed as the two walked up the stairs to their dorm room.

Finally, Ren decided to speak his mind a little. "You know, something doesn't necessarily seem right." Nothing seemed right. It appeared that Jaune wasn't noticing the things that Ren was.

The main problem being that they appeared to be the only guys walking through the halls of this floor.

"Oh whatever, I'm sure it's some paperwork issue with the housing people," Jaune said. "Nothing for us to worry about."

Ren was about to stop Jaune's hand from swiping the card on the door but he was too late as he was already walking through the door.

"What's up, people!" Jaune shouted through their new dorm room.

Ren walked in right behind Jaune, looking around at the room. Just as the floor plan showed. Four rooms, two baths, kitchen, living area. Now there was one small issue.

The heads of two girls peering their heads out of their rooms.

"Who the hell are you two?" said one of the girls, who had eyes the color of a lilac and long blonde hair.

Jaune and Ren stopped dead in their tracks.

"Sorry…" Jaune started as he began to retreat backwards through the doorway. "I think we have the wrong ro-" Ren saw the boy stop in his tracks again as he read the room number on the door.

205.

The other girl who had short brunette hair with red highlights looked to the blonde.

"So should we mention in our first letter home to Dad that there are boys living in our dorm?"

GLYNDA

It certainly had been an eventful day for Glynda Goodwitch, the move in for freshman was always a hectic day. Calls would often come in referring to incidents happening with some student having a problem with the room or something similar to that, but fortunately, today seemed to go off without a hitch.

As Glynda took a sip of her tea and prepared to go home for the day, she heard her phone go off. Looking at the number, and seeing the name associated with it, Glynda just knew that something had happened that needed her attention.

"Yes, Reese?" Goodwitch said, pausing to hear what it was that her staff had to say. After she heard what Reese did say, she couldn't believe what it was that she was hearing. "What?!" As soon as the final sounds of Glynda's shriek faded it was replaced with one far more terrifying. The sound of that morning's paper being rolled into a three inch diameter.

AN: NobleMETA: Yeah, just so you guys know, everyone of us already agree on one thing. We all know that this is a bad idea, and that is exactly why we are doing this. This is too good of an opportunity to pass up that even our bad idea can't get in the way of it.

I wrote out Pyrrha, Nora, Jaune and Glynda, Phoenix Commander wrote out Ruby and Yang, TheDarkenedRose wrote Blake's part, angelsixtwofive took Ren, and GhostPhoenix took Weiss' part. You should be able to see the difference in styles, but once again, that is bound to happen with something this massive. Another thing to note is that everyone is putting in a fair share for this, so if it seems like one person is doing more than the others, there is so much that we have planned and they may be doing work for later on down the road.

Also apparently I have inhuman hands.

Phoenix Commander: Well you do!

NobleMETA: Anyway, this is just going to be so much fun that we would honestly don't know how much we're going to break the universe. Hopefully you all enjoy this, because

it's been really fun to make for me.

angelsixtwofive: SENPAI NOTICED US!

NobleMETA: We would like to thank angelsixtwofive for volunteering to write out any and all lemon/smut moments during the course of this story.

angelsixtwofive: yay…. with a hint of gay.

NobleMETA: He seems really happy about that by the way.

GhostPhoenix113: I told you guys that this is a bad idea. Oh well. Geronimo!

NobleMETA: Again, I already mentioned that it being a bad idea was why we had to do this.

GhostPhoenix113: Does it look like I care?

angelsixtwofive: When do we get paid?

GhostPhoenix113: We're getting paid?

angelsixtwofive: I hope so.

Phoenix Commander: No pay! No regrets!...Damn it NobleMETA stop feeding the guard dogs!

GhostPhoenix113: Goddammit Noble!

NobleMETA: THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE!

angelsixtwofive: This is why we can't have nice things, guys.

NobleMETA: Ok, I'm ending this note here-

TheDarkenedRose: But I didn't say anything!

NobleMETA: SHUT UP! *slaps Rose unconscious* Hope you enjoyed the chapter, and we'll be back soon with the next stupidly awesome adventure in our story.

SylverLining: What about me~? …...hello? *late to the party*