"The end of the world. Man, those death metal album covers got it shockingly right."

Kirby had absolutely no idea what a 'metal album cover' was, but he decided to go along with is and nod as he sat down next to Dipper. Sure, he may have said that everything was cool with Wendy but…he felt cautious. Ever since the incident with the Halcandran Magolor and the evil Jester, Marx, he was a bit wary of friends.

The outside world from that high up…though… Kirby swore it was worse than any of the apocalyptic events his home had seen, and that was saying something considering that once it had been entirely wrapped up in vines and a full scale robot invasion which were both stopped by him, a pink puffball toddler of all things!

"You know, I used to think I could get out of anything, but this? The journals are destroyed, Ford is captured, and I can't find my family anywhere. Bill said it himself:there's no room for heroes out here. We lost." Dipper muttered, hopping off the box he and Wendy had been sitting on and pacing away to look at a giant pyramid floating high in the sky next to the large 'X'. Kirby darted his sapphire gaze over to the twelve year old, frowning softly.

A journal? Weren't those…those things that recording information? According to Stellar, this planet in particular was one of unusual normality! How could something be so exciting that the loss of it meant the end of the world?! He let out a soft coo as he mused over the facts, sapphire eyes narrowing.

Wendy glanced at the small pink puffball at the sound, handing him a soda before she stood up and walked over to Dipper, giving him one as well while keeping one to herself. Kirby looked over the pink can, frowning. Why pink? Was that supposed to be a joke about his gender?! Oh, if he weren't here to help these people…

"Look, dude, it's not over yet. You've beaten Bill twice before. Why is this time any different?"

"'Cause then I had Mabel." Dipper replied.

Wendy turned to the other and moved her hands onto his shoulders. "Then you need to get Mabel back. Look, this summer, i've seen some amazing things, but nothing as amazing as you and your sister. i don't know if it's dumb luck or yin and yang, or whatever, but when you two work together, there's like nothing you two can't accomplish. You just need to make up, team up, and save the universe."

Kirby let out a loud snort, making Wendy shoot a glare at the puffball. He couldn't help himself, though. The thought of two young people taking out what he had heard to be called an unstoppable demon was laughable, but then he stopped.

He was a young toddler beating up evil beings every seven weeks. He was practically as unlikely to have defeated Zero, Zero Two, Nightmare, or even Necrodeous! Who was he to talk. The pink puffball lowered his gaze to his red feet, whimpering softly.

"But how will I ever find her?" Dipper asked, looking about. Kirby flinched as the ground shook and a roar vibrated through the air.

"Take a look over there, poyo. Huge bubble, poyo." Kirby offered, frowning as he realized how silent he had been. Ugh. Silence. His number one enemy other than evil beings of soul eating darkness…that and mice stealing his food all the time. A monster had just eaten a billboard that had been blocking it from view the entire time.

Sure, it had only happened once, but still.

"The shooting star from Mabel's sweater!" Dipper exclaimed, turning when the Popstarian had spoke, pointing at the bubble to bring it to Wendy's attention. "She's in there, I know it."

Wendy blinked a few times before slightly tilting her head. "Whoa, is that like twin ESP?" She asked, slowly shifting forward.

Dipper shook his head and moved his hands about. "No, we don't have that, but we do have this thing where our allergies totally act up at the same time." He paused to let out a sneeze. "Mabel needs us. But how are we gonna get out there without being caught?" He asked, adjusting his battered hat.

Kirby let out a low growl as Wendy began to talk to Dipper, leading him away. He crossed his paws and rocked on his feet. "Oh, we could take a WarpStar and be there if five seconds, poyo, but no, nobody listens to Kirby-poy." He muttered, eyes flashing with energy before he raced after the two humans.

(SKIP!)

Bubua awoke to chanting and then the loud sounds of someone being eaten. Groaning, she rubbed her eyes and rolled up to sit, wincing at all the loud, techno music blaring. Dear Nova, did she accidentally hit Positive's mixtape when she fell asleep?

The Bubble Poyoan struggled to remember what happened, but let out a panicked scream when she noticed what was infront of her.

Demons DEMONS EVERYWHERE! Bubua mentally screamed, backing up against a pillar, fluffing her wings up in terror.

"HAHAHAHA! GO NUTS, GUYS! WHEN WE'RE DONE PARTYING, I UNVEIL PHASE 2."

Bubua's dragged out yowl was cut off by a loud knock at the door. Was there a door? Bubua found herself turning invisible and hiding behind a pillar, barely peaking out. She was near the entrance as a loud voice boomed. "Open up! This is the police! Time Police!"

The Bubble Poyoan had heard of the Time Police before. They apparently never came to the Poyoans side of the universe, but were rather prevalent around the side her and the other two with her had been.

Stellar and Kirby…oh boy..they are gonna be so mad when they find me… Bubua whimpered to herself as all the demons in the room turned to face the yellow floating triangle with a single eye, skinny black limbs, and a top hat. He emitted a bright yellow aura that made her sensitive eyes hurt. "JUST PLAY IT COOL! DITCH THE TIME PUNCH! LET ME DO THE TALKING!" The triangle shouted.

Was he in charge? Bubua guessed so, but yelped in alarm as she barely had time to duck behind a pillar as a wall was blown in. There stood a row of bipeds in high-tech army, along with a VERY LARGE floating chubby human in the center. In the mix of the crowd, though, was a human with a bit of hair on his head, goggles, and a white-grey jacket. She couldn't help but stare at him for a moment.

She practically begged for her invisibility to not give out from her terror. "Bill Cipher. You are in violation of the rules of space-time, and possessing the body of a time officer." One of the high-tech wearing humans spoke.

Then would be when the lower tech one spoke. Bubua flinched at the scratchiness of his tone, pulling her wings close to herself. "My body is a temple! How dare you!" He shouted, pointing a finger at the triangle."

"Hear this, Cipher." Oh, and the large one had a deep voice. To be expected, Bubua would say to herself as she inched further behind the pillar.

The triangle rolled his single eye, glaring in disgust at the large being, who of which made a projection of the universe. Bubua flinched as she easily recognized her section of the universe. "If your rip in this dimension continues, it could destroy the very fabric of existence." The hologram then exposed. "Surrender now, or face my tantrum."

THIS IDIOT IS GOING TO KILL EVERYTHING THAT EVER EXISTED BECAUSE HE WANTS TO THROW A PARTY?!

"OH NO, A TANTRUM.." The triangle said, almost sarcastically. Bill Cipher, she managed to catch the name. Very odd name, to a Poyoan. Too simple. "WHATEVER WILL I DO ABOUT THAT- HOW ABOUT THIS?! BOOM!" As the triangle finished speaking, he shot a laser out of his hand that killed all of those present.

All except for the normally clothed person, who snuck behind the pole Bubua was hiding behind. She slowly returned to visibility, whimpering loudly. "Please don't kill me…" She murmured.

The human glanced at her. Did he know she wasn't with the other demons, nor that she wasn't one?

She faintly heard someone mention something about the death of the large human thing before Blendin grabbed hold of the blue puffball. "Ah, man, this has gone from bad to worse! I gotta get out a time dodge…"

Even if she had only been awake for less than a minute, she felt herself passing out. Whether it being from fear or from traveling through time, she didn't know nor care.


Hey, look, I finally updated something.

I had the first half written for a very long time, but couldn't quite figure out how to write 'Bubua's Segment' here. After a bit I got it done, and so here it is.

And it only took me like, seven months or so to do it~!