It's BAAAAAAACK! =D (finally) This is such a fun fic. Especially since I'm writing it at the same time as the Star Wars version and characters run from one to the other…
For those of you wondering about They've Got Mail, the next chapter should be up… soon.
Disclaimer: You know.
Back to the Future: The Weakest Link – Chapter 7JM: Yay! I'm back! Display your votes!
Doc: Lorraine
Lorraine: Ted
Ted: Lorraine
JM: Um… forget you two, let's cut this short. Ted, why Lorraine?"
T: Because I haven't voted for her yet, dude!
JM: Fine, whatev…
*Marty Jr. runs in*
Everyone: *stares*
JM: What're you doing here?
M Jr.: I dunno… this guy in a flying DeLorean told me to get in and brought me here…
D: MARTY!
Everyone: *stares at Marty who's hiding in a corner*
M Jr.: You mean he's … *stares* Wait a minute, you look kinda famil…
M: NOOOOOOOOO! *runs*
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Meanwhile a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Luke Skywalker is sitting and meditating when a long drawn out "No" reaches his ears.
Luke: Aw man! Not AGAIN! That's MY line, all right? *grrr…*
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JM: Uh, do you want to join or what? I think we can squeeze in one more; they're a lot of empty seats around.
M Jr.: Okay… what am I supposed to do?
JM: *goes through rules and banking phrase* Geddit?
M Jr.: Yeah, I think so.
JM: Right. Lorraine, you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
L: *leaves*
Everyone: *waves goodbye*
JM: On to Round 7! Start the clock, dude!
T: Yeah!
JM: Doc, what is pepsinogen?
D: Pepsi + Vitagen.
JM: Yup! MJ, if you're happy and you know it…?
M Jr.: Clap your hands? 0.0 *wonders what he's doing in this stupid game*
JM: Yeah! Ted, why did Marty McFly cross the road?
T: Because he's a chicken, dude!
JM: Yeah! (a/n: I got that one off bttf.com) Be glad that he's not here or you'll be dead by now.
M Jr.: Hey! My father's not a…
JM: *ignores him* Uh, Doc, what are you doing in this stupid game?
D: Good question.
JM: Right. MJ, spell it.
M Jr.: I-T?
JM: Yup! ^_^
M Jr.: 0.0 *really wonders what he's doing in this stupid game*
JM: Ted, where's that smiley face jacket of yours?
T: Here, dude! *shows smiley face jacket*
Audience: Oooooooh…
T: *bows*
JM: Doc, how much did I get for my science exam?
D: Somewhere between 0 and 100.
JM: 0.0 How'd you know that?
D: Magic.
JM: *stares* Uh huh… MJ, if I squish an ant, what do I get?
M Jr.: A squished ant? 0.0 *really, REALLY wonders what he's doing in this stupid game*
JM: Yep. Ted, do you know who Neo Anderson is?
T: Who's that, dude?
JM: Never mind. Doc, can you jump off a 100-storeyed building and survive?
D: Well, if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
JM: Right. MJ, 1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1=?
M Jr.: 1? 0.0 *really, really, REALLY wonders what he's doing in this stupid game*
JM: Yeah! Wow, you're smart. Ted…
T: Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz in his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87 mph and I demand compensation.
Timer: TEET!
T: EXCELLENT!
Audience: *cheers*
JM: *bangs head repeatedly on table in agony* NOOOOOOOOOO!
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Meanwhile a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Luke Skywalker is sitting and meditating when another long drawn out "No" reaches his ears…
Luke: QUIT THAT! IT'S MY LINE, OKAY? MINE! *seethes*
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JM: *stops* Did I hear something?
Crickets: *chirp*
JM: Nope. Okay then, vote off the weakest link. Bye! *runs off to Star Wars: TWL*
TO BE CONTINUED… Please review!
Oh, and one more thing… I don't know who to vote off next, so it will be
determined by you! Just state there in
your review who you want voted off next (Doc, Marty Jr., Ted) and the one who
gets the most votes will be kicked off. Thank you! ^_^
Irish Bug: Dude, you just won the award for the shortest review ever! =D
Wildmage42: YAY! =D JOHN WILLIAMS! *screams some more* ^_^ Uh, you like the censor guy? Okay…
Faolcrop and Buttercup McFly: If you want him off, you have to vote again this time.
~B2tC~: Thanks for your review! ^_^
Lisa Fagan: Thanks for reviewing! Yup, I read yours too…
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