Disclaimer; I own nothing as usual

This is based off of hail nautos story. It looks mostly alike but I made changes. I have different things in mind for the story but it will mostly be like his.

Things are also different from canon but are basicallt the same thing. Its pre fourth war anyways so it doesn't matter that much.

Chapter start

Match."

The two kendo practitioners came to a stop when the referee called that. Stepping away from each other, they bowed to each other respectfully. The one who had scored the hit to the opponent's head to end the match reached up to remove the kendo helmet he was wearing..

With the helmet removed, the participant's head and facial features were revealed. Bright, spiky blonde hair was released. The unique whisker marks stretched from the wide smile he was sporting.

"You really gave me a run, Kimiko. I barely managed that last shot," the blonde said animatedly.

His opponent removed their own helmet, showing that she was a female slightly older than the blonde. Kimiko was the captain of the Kuoh Kendo Club. Breathing deeply and wiping off her own sweat, she then looked him in the eyes as she replied, "Thanks, but we both knew you were going to win. Your speed is ridiculous, Naruto. I can barely keep up when you get going."

Rubbing the back of his head, Naruto chuckled sheepishly at that. Better not tell her he was making sure to control his speed and reflexes, otherwise she wouldn't have stood a chance. He quickly commented, "I might have speed, but you definitely got the skill. I could never do half the stuff you managed."

"Well you aren't exactly trained in kendo, you just drop by. I certainly wouldn't want to be your opponent in a fist fight, where you are trained," Kimiko pointed out.

"Thanks for the spar, Kimiko," Naruto happily told her.

"You know its no problem. We have to thank you somehow for all the work you put into us." She blushed a little. Despite him being younger he was rather attractive in her mind.

Naruto shot her a grin before he walked over to a bench on the sidelines. Sitting down, Naruto allowed himself to relax slightly. He quickly got started removing the restrictive pieces of kendo equipment Kimiko had forced him to wear. Wiping sweat from his forehead, Naruto leaned backwards and took a few deep breaths.

"S=Sempai. I have a towel for you," a quiet voice spoke up from beside him.

Naruto looked over to see one of the first years that had purple hair. Taking the towel, Naruto gave her a bright grin as he replied, "Thanks. I appreciate it."

The girl blushed, but then stuttered, "Y-Your phone was also ringing. I-I didn't look in it o-of course. I just thought you should know."

"Thanks," Naruto said as he took the phone she was holding out. She quickly moved away, seemingly embarrassed. Naruto just chuckled before he wiped his face with the towel she gave him. He then checked his phone for the email he had received.

Kid, some issues have come up on my end. I'll be a day late. Just warning you. I won't be home tonight like planned. Have fun, hopefully with some girls. I fully endorse you having as much fun as you want while I'm away.

Naruto stopped reading there. He didn't feel like reading a paragraph of encouragement to have 'fun'. That's just Jiraiya being Jiraiya.

Placing his phone down, Naruto contemplated the last few years.

The villages had gone on the offensive to the Akatsuki first. Because of Naruto's brashness he inadvertedly uncovered Akatsuki's plans. Before war could really break out the man in the spiral mask had been the target Naruto and some others ambushed.

Unfortunately things didn't end well and a collision of multiple time and space Justus had sent them travelling to another world.

Naruto and Jiraiya ended up being dropped in the mountains near Tokyo.

It had taken them a while to figure out the situation after that, but they managed. Their summoning still worked, but it took far more chakra. Jiraiya had been able to send a status update to Tsunade, and had even been able to be reverse summoned back to their original world. Naruto was not so lucky. Reverse Summoning worked by the same principles as regular summoning. The more powerful the person or animal being summoned, the more chakra it took. Originally any high-level toad had been capable of summoning Jiraiya in their original world, but in this world only the two elder toads could manage to summon him. It apparently left them exhausted as well. Naruto was even worse, with the Kyuubi in his gut alongside his own massive chakra reserves.

No toad would ever be capable of reverse summoning him. Basically, Naruto was stuck in this world till the toads and Konoha figured out a more efficient means of traveling the worlds. With Naruto stuck, it was only natural that Jiraiya had to stay as well.

Unfortunately the world had a language different from their own. Their world had a mix between Japanese and English so in order to more efficiently learn the languages they had to learn both.

Even with shadow clones it had taken a full year to get the languages down right.

Eventually Jiraiya decided that his student shouldn't miss out on human interaction and thus sent him to school. He even forbade Naruto from using shadow clones to ditch class and sometimes homework, but not to study.

First off Naruto actually decided to learn some manners, if he was gonna be Hokage he couldn't always be a rude little shit.

He could only be a rude little shit when its time.

Next Naruto made some good use of the shadow clone secret to make sure he wasn't known as stupid like the last time he was in school.

Finally he started his crusade to make friends at the school. He did this mainly by visiting clubs. Despite not actually joining any, Naruto made it a habit of participating and helping in many different clubs after school. With that, Naruto was capable of interacting with many different students.

Naruto liked to think he succeeded. He certainly had a good number of friends, and many acquaintances. He had even succeeded in the romance department since he decided that he would rather help Sakura get Sasuke and have her punch the jack ass and not him.

The Kendo Club was one of his more frequent haunts, for a number of reasons. Naruto focused on the physical clubs, allowing him to train some in the process of socializing. Kuoh was noticeably lacking in clubs directly related in some form to fighting, so the Kendo Club was one of the best training opportunities for Naruto. The Kendo Club was nearly all female as well. Naruto wasn't sure why, but he tried not to question it. While not a huge factor, it was nice to have some eye candy seeing as Jiraiya rubbed off on him. Finally, there were two other reasons that he frequently came to the Kendo Club. Major reasons.

"Tired, Naruto-kun. I'm shocked that Mr. Stamina can run out of steam," a teasing voice spoke up.

Naruto looked up to look at the speaker. Naruto easily recognized her. Ueda Murayama. She was a second year, like Naruto. Her brunette hair was mostly done up in two high ponytails, using two red ribbons. Her bangs were cut straight just above her eyes, except for two longer bangs that framed her face. Her eyes were a hazel color, and she had nice, creamy skin. Of an average height, standing around 5 foot 4 inches, Murayama was gifted with a very nice figure. Easily the best in the Kendo Club. Personality wise, Murayama was a willful and confident girl. Quick to speak her mind, she tended to be a bit on the blunt side.

Another girl was just behind her. Shimizu Katase could usually be found at Murayama's side. Similarly a second year, Katase had short hair that only went down to her shoulders. The coloring was very unique. A very light pink, with just a slight reddish-orange tint. Her bangs were held out of her face by a white hairband, displaying her forehead. Her eyes were a darker shade of pink than her hair. Katase was a bit paler than Murayama, as well as two inches shorter. Her body was a bit slimmer than Murayama's, although still quite remarkable for a girl her age. Katase was a bit quieter than Murayama, although no less willful. She was also a bit more polite, except when angered. Then she can be just as harsh.

These two were the people Naruto was closest to in the entire school. So he grinned cockily as he replied to Murayama's taunt, "Please. I'm nowhere near tired. All this equipment is just hot as hell."

"Whatever you say, Naruto-kun," Murayama said in a tone that spoke of her disbelief.

"If you don't believe me, I'll prove it. I'll take on everyone here one after another. If I'm not stuck inside one of these stupid suits, I won't break a sweat," Naruto proclaimed boldly.

"Quiet, you two. Club time is almost over, Murayama. Don't get Naruto going or it will take an hour to calm him down. Naruto, don't take the bait even when you know she is playing with you," Katase quickly interrupted, reprimanding both of them.

This was the usual with them. Murayama would tease Naruto, who was too excitable and impulsive to let it pass. Katase would then step in…or watch in amusement if she was in a certain mood.

Both the girls sat on the same bench as Naruto, who quickly asked, "Do you two stillwant to eat with me after the club ends?"

"We always do," Murayama replied quickly.

"I know, but it's always best to ask in case you two have something to do," Naruto pointed out in return.

"We wouldn't ever miss our meal with you, Naruto-kun," Katase claimed.

Grinning at that, Naruto sat back as he watched the Kendo Club start slowing down.

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The two girls were wearing the Kuoh Academy uniforms. Naruto was wearing a modified version of the male uniform. He discarded the black blazer and black ribbon around the neck entirely. He then left the white undershirt unbuttoned, revealing the burnt orange, short sleeved shirt underneath.

The three were walking from the Kendo Club to the school yard. The Kendo clubroom was in the back of the school, just within the forest that encompassed the entire rear of the school grounds. The school grounds were in the front of the school grounds. So they were skirting the forest line up towards the front of the school.

Katase looked around before announcing, "No one is around."

"Great," Naruto said as he quickly closed with Katase. Gently grasping her chin with one hand, he raised her head so that the two were looking at each other. Lowering his head, Naruto touched his lips to the far shorter girl's. The kiss started out as a just a chaste touch of their lips, but quickly escalated. One of Naruto's hands grabbed onto the back of Katase's head as he deepened the kiss. Katase moaned as Naruto's tongue explored her mouth. Finally Naruto pulled away from the kiss. Katase's eyes were glazed over from the passionate kiss.

Turning away from the dazed Katase, Naruto gestured for Murayama to approach with the hand not on Katase. She quickly did that, and the two locked lips. Murayama wasn't as submissive as Katase, and eagerly deepened the kiss on her own. Their tongues battled for dominance, a battle that neither was winning currently. After a few more seconds, that kiss ended as well to get a breather.

As soon as Naruto and Murayama detached from each other, Murayama turned to Katase. Grabbing the back of Katase's head, the brunette quickly pulled the pinkette in for a passionate kiss. A scene Naruto gladly watched as both were on his lap. After a good ten seconds, the two pulled apart.

"I really can't stand not being able to do that when I want," Murayama declared, with Naruto and Katase both agreeing.

Yep, Naruto was currently dating both Murayama and Katase. But it was complicated. Not just anything simple.

Murayama and Katase were always together, and everyone knew they were best friends. What most people didn't realize was that it went deeper than that. Living on the same street since they were babies, they were childhood friends who told everything to each other. When they both hit puberty, they started 'experimenting' with each other to satisfy their curiosity. Those experiments had eventually caused the two to realize that they were just as attracted to girls, especially to each other. The two naturally fell together after that, starting a secret relationship.

Naruto and Katase had been in the same class as first years, and Naruto had quickly developed a crush on her. Naruto would admit the crush stemmed from Katase's similarities to Sakura. Pink hair, even if Katase's was a lighter shade, and a prominent forehead.

Hey, even if he got over Sakura it didn't mean he didn't think she was attractive. And Katase was definitely better.

By the middle of the year, they were close enough for Naruto to ask her out. She naturally refused, considering she was involved with Murayama. But she had briefly considered breaking up with her longtime friend.

Murayama on the other hand had gotten close to Naruto on her own accord, and as she got to know him, she couldn't help but wonder what it would be like to date him. And that's when she knew she would need to talk to Katase.

After more talking, the two actually confronted Naruto. They decided they cared for each other too much to break up, but something about Naruto had pulled them in. and thus they asked for a three way relationship.

Naruto did the obvious thing and accepted. What guy wouldn't love to be allowed to date two different girls at once? It helped that Naruto genuinely liked both as well.

The relationship was a secret from their fellow students. Katase and Murayama had felt awkward enough about it when it first started to not reveal it to their friends, and they have seemingly decided to stick with it. Naruto's inclusion only strengthened their desire to keep it a secret. Their three-way relationship was unusual enough that it would draw attention, not all of it good.

It wasn't totally a secret though. Jiraiya…the self-proclaimed super pervert had known the day it was official. He was never prouder of Naruto. He even proclaimed that Naruto had surpassed the Yondaime with this achievement. Deep down, Naruto was happy to be praised by the one armed pervert.

Finally reaching the school yard, the three sat on the grass. With clubs ending, many students were leaving. A number were emulating their group though in sitting down to eat some pre-packed meals. Katase and Murayama pulled out some obento's, but Naruto just stayed put.

"Ah, Uzumaki-Sempai. Sorry I'm late," a girl with black hair said as she jogged up to him while holding a large bag.

Naruto just smiled at her as he replied kindly, "No need to apologize, Kiku. I should be thanking you for bringing this to me, and the entire Cooking Club for doing this for me every day."

"It is no trouble, Uzumaki-kun. We always have leftovers anyway," the girl claimed happily. Reaching into the bag, she started pulling out numerous containers of food as she explained, "Today we focused on French cuisine. Much of what we made consists of different pastries, but there are a few full dishes that a few of our members went all out on."

"It sounds great. Do you want to eat with us, Kiku?" Naruto suggested with a smile.

The girl really looked like she wanted to, but reluctantly told him, "I'd love to, but I have something scheduled."

"That's a shame," Naruto quickly stated, being honest. He was always up for hanging out with more people. "Tell the Cooking Club I'll be joining in Thursday."

"Got it. See you then, Uzumaki-kun," the girl said as she moved away from the group.

Naruto quickly sat down by Murayama and Katase, who were both sending him looks. Blinking, Naruto asked, "What?"

"Just wondering what we should be feeling about an entire club of girls making food for our boyfriend every day," Murayama replied bluntly.

"It isn't like that. You heard her. They have leftovers every day," Naruto quickly exclaimed. The truth was since dating the two girls he wasn't as dense as before but sometimes it took time for things to hit him.

"Leftovers they could take home themselves. Instead they put it all together and deliver it to you. Not to mention the quality of the food has increased. The Cooking Club used to make cookies and cakes. Now they're making things like French cuisine. What was it yesterday, Thai? That's a bit too fancy to count as leftovers. It's obvious they are preparing stuff specifically for you," Murayama pointed out.

Conceding that point, Naruto quickly argued, "That doesn't mean what you are implying. It is only natural for them to try harder for someone else. Not like they would go the extra mile when they know they'll be eating it. People naturally want to make good impressions on others."

"Yeah, but this isn't just an extra mile. This is a full marathon. That does imply something," Murayama countered.

"No, it doesn't. You're just reading into things," Naruto claimed stubbornly. Smirking, he quickly added, "Plus, I'd happily accept bento's from you two."

Blushing slightly, Murayama quickly exclaimed, "You wish."

"Yeah, just because we're girls doesn't mean we need to make you food, Naruto-kun," Katase said before continuing with a slight blush on her cheek, "Plus, you know Murayama and I aren't good at cooking."

"I'd eat it anyway," Naruto quickly declared. "Eating food prepared by one's girlfriend is apparently a much desired event for guys in Japan."

"Correction. Just eating food made by a girl with you in mind is enough for most guys in Japan. They don't need to be dating, and you are currently eating the food no less than two dozen girls made specifically for you. You've already succeeded in that male dream," Murayama explained.

Looking at the food, Naruto shrugged in acceptance of those words. He still shot a bright grin at the two and declared, "Still, I think being able to eat the food you two made would be much better."

Both of them blushed at that. Pouting, Katase exclaimed cutely, "Mou, if you say things like that you might regret it. Our cooking is really bad, so don't tempt us with your cute smile and heart pounding words."

Naruto just laughed happily before he replied, "Don't worry. I can eat anything. Especially if it is made by you two." As long as it wasn't expired he could practically eat anything.

The three eventually started eating their respective meals. Eventually the girls were snagging stuff from Naruto's lunch as well though. Naruto started to playfully try and protect his food from them, but then it just devolved into a game.

At least until Murayama caught sight of something. Growling slightly, she grunted out in annoyance, "Ugh its them."

Naruto and Katase quickly looked to see what she meant. Katase quickly let out a dismayed groan, while Naruto just chuckled. It was the 'Perverted Trio,' although they had a number of different names along the same lines.

Basically, they were three massively perverted students. Naruto wouldn't say they were the most perverted students in school. Nearly every male student in Kuoh came because of the multitude of females, and conversations in the locker room could become downright randy. These three didn't even attempt to hide it though, brazenly flaunting their perverse thoughts and dreams.

Murayama and Katase, like every female at Kuoh, despised them.

Naruto did not like how they did things without even considering the opinion of the females in question.

Sure they were technically like Jiraiya, but Jiraiya had more standards. And it wasn't like he was ever caught like the teens. Jiraiya may have 'researched' without permission but it's not like he ever actually blackmailed or made direct references to those he peeked on.

The three were just standing a short distance away, staring at the group mournfully. Sighing, Naruto called over, "If you are going stare then you might as well come over and sit down."

"Wait! What?" Murayama angrily demanded.

Sighing again, Naruto told her calmly, "Calm down. I feel sorry for them. It won't hurt to let them sit and eat with us." And this way he could keep an eye on them.

"It might! Seriously, those three must have some disease," Murayama declared furiously.

"Stop exaggerating. They're perverts, not lepers," Naruto said.

"Same thing."

"Just give them a chance, Murayama," Naruto requested simply. Looking at the similarly displeased Katase, Naruto continued, "I'm not saying to ignore their perversion, but don't focus on it so much. Why not just calmly sit down and have a lunch with them? Has any girl in the school even attempted to get to know them? As people they at least deserve a chance."

They were perverts. Of that there was no question, but that doesn't mean they should be avoided like the plague. Perverts can still be good people. Jiraiya was a prime example of that. Probably the most perverted man Naruto's ever met, but he was still one of the best men Naruto had ever met. Plus, it wasn't like everyone wasn't a bit of a pervert. Naruto barely even thinks about perverse things in his daily life, but his relationship with Katase and Murayama had shown Naruto had a very strong perverse streak himself. Murayama and Katase had similar perverted sides when in private and in the mood. It's only natural for people to be interested in sex, especially at their age. Even if people tried to act like it was something shameful.

The two girls didn't look happy with his argument, but apparently couldn't argue. Murayama turned away while crossing her arms petulantly, while Katase reluctantly told him, "If it was anyone else we wouldn't even considerate, Naruto-kun, but alright. They can come eat with us."

"Thanks," Naruto said happily. Turning back to the trio, he waved them over again. The second sign was enough to send them scurrying over. As soon as they sat down, Naruto told them, "There is plenty of food, so you can have some if you want."

"Thank you, Uzumaki-sama," the three quickly exclaimed pitifully. Apparently the three weren't used to acts of kindness, which only made Naruto pity them all the more.

"None of that 'sama' stuff," Naruto quickly informed them. Only Katase and Murayama used that for him, and that was only during a certain mood and activity. He quickly continued, "Just call me Naruto. I'm not one for politeness."

"Got it, Naruto," the three spoke in unison.

Naruto nodded in satisfaction. He never quite got how Japanese refer to each other. In the Elemental Nations, they typically used a person's given name unless they were a higher rank. Plenty of the girls in the school still refuse to call him Naruto, since they feel it would be too forward and impolite. One of the reasons he hadn't been well liked at first was because he almost always used a person's given name. He hadn't changed that habit, but people had eventually gotten that it was simply a sign of friendliness for him.

Murayama quickly growled out, "You are on thin ice, perverts. If it wasn't for Naruto-kun, you wouldn't be here."

"Calm down, Murayama. Let's just all eat and have a friendly conversation," Naruto said peacefully to calm the two irritated girls down. Apparently the presence of the three perverts alone was unpleasant for them.

With that the group started eating, the three perverts taking some of the pastries from Naruto food. Katase and Murayama started eating, clearly trying to ignore the presence of the three.

Naruto's examination was cut short when all three of the perverts burst out in tears while eating in sync. Getting distracted Naruto asked, "What the hell's with you?"

"No, not at all. This might just be one of the most magnificent moments in our life," Issei declared.

"To eat food hand prepared by girls," Matsuda continued.

"We can taste the care and feelings that went into the food. It's amazing," Motohama finished.

"Don't forget that any feelings in the food were meant for Naruto-kun," Murayama quickly informed them. She then continued in spite, "No girl would ever cook you three food. You are only eating that because Naruto-kun is letting you."

Ouch. That was harsh, but they really did not like the trio. In the same classes as these three, they were frequently subject to their perverted machinations.

Issei started to cry while Matsuda shot to his feet and declared angrily while pointing at Naruto, "It isn't fair, damn it! Why does this guy have so many girls cook willing to for him? "

Wow, talk about a change. A minute ago he was calling Naruto -sama, and now he's insulting him. Strike one against the trio.

Katase then exclaimed just as loudly, "Maybe it is because people actually like Naruto-kun. He's nice, generous, friendly, optimistic, helpful, and funny. He's also both athletic and good looking. Completely unlike the rest of you."

He had to smile at that.

Kiba Yuuto was the king of Kuoh when it came to appearance. But while Kiba was polite, he never made any attempts to actually befriend his fellow students. He very clearly chose to isolate himself. Most girls still liked him, but it was the distant admiration one might have for a TV star.

Naruto was the opposite. He wasn't drop-dead handsome. He wasn't the funniest or the smartest. However, he was probably the nicest guy. He was always willing to help someone, and he was always so damn cheerful. He involved himself with all of the students and it was no exaggeration to say that he knew just about every student in the school.

Naruto just had too much charisma for normal civilians to handle.

Murayama quickly continued where Katase left off, "He also isn't a pervert who insists on bringing porn to class, peeking on girls, and overall being an annoying pest."

"Murayama, Katase. That's enough," Naruto said firmly. The two reluctantly sat back down. Naruto then turned to Matsuda and continued, "And can you please try and be civil as well? This is supposed to be a relaxing meal."

Matsuda reluctantly sat down as well. Naruto quickly started up a conversation about their schoolwork. They were all in the same class, so they all had similar homework. For a time a peaceful conversation ensued, but Naruto eventually asked why they were still here.

"I'm in the Photo Club, so I just got finished with club activities," Matsuda claimed while holding up his camera.

"Club activities? You mean taking pictures of girls in their bloomers," Murayama grumbled to herself.

Naruto ignored her in favor of looking at Issei and Motohama and asking, "What about you two?"

Issei rubbed the back of his head as he sheepishly admitted, "We've just been watching the other clubs."

Motohama adjusted his glasses as he elaborated, "Girls exercising in spring while wearing bloomers. A fantastic scene."

Dumbasses, strike two.

"Enemy of women," Murayama quickly declared. To be fair, she wasn't really wrong.

"Don't you realize how creepy and annoying it is for girls to be watched like that?" Katase quickly added.

Motohama stood up and retorted passionately, "Nonsense. It's a sign of admiration. Plus, it isn't like they are in private. They are in the open, where anyone can choose to look at them."

"Like you wouldn't peek on them in private," Murayama countered.

"Stop," Naruto quickly ordered. "No arguments." Although his girls did have a point. Jiraiya certainly never peeked in such an open area.

Things once again settled down. Trying to preempt another argument, Naruto turned to Issei and asked, "So how did things go on your date yesterday, Issei?"

Issei just looked at Naruto blankly before questioning, "What do you mean, Naruto? I didn't have a date yesterday."

Growing confused himself, Naruto answered, "But you were bragging yesterday about a girl confessing to you? You were supposed to be going on your first date with her after school?"

Issei looked baffled by Naruto's words. Scratching his head while looking at his two friends, he finally looked at Naruto and claimed, "I don't know what you mean. My head is a bit fuzzy on the last two days, to be honest, but I'd certainly remember that."

He was certain he remembered Issei talking about finally getting a girlfriend. They are in the same class, so Naruto was forced to hear the pervert yell about it..

Matsuda and Motohama were looking at Naruto in confusion as well. A quick glance showed Murayama and Katase were baffled as well. Scratching his head, Naruto chuckled before admitting, "Sorry. Must have been my mistake. Must have accidentally switched your name with someone else's on accident. I do that sometimes."

They all accepted that, since Naruto was a bit airheaded.

Naruto was still suspicious though. He was sure he remembered Issei talking about getting a girlfriend yesterday, but his confusion wasn't faked. The reaction of the others only confirmed it. That meant one of two things. Either Naruto's head was messed with or his was the only one that hadn't been messed with. Naruto wasn't sure what was worse. The possibility of someone or something affecting Naruto mentally or the possibility of someone or something being capable of messing with a large group of people mentally without Naruto knowing.

There was something else as well. Something about Issei was missing. Naruto couldn't identify what, but he had a gut feeling that something about Issei was different. Something was missing in his aura.

He'd have to talk to Jiraiya about it all…tomorrow. Jiraiya said he wasn't going to be home tonight.

While Naruto was still silent, Murayama took another pastry from Naruto's selection. Issei quickly commented bluntly, "Wow, you and Katase eat a lot, Murayama."

Murayama immediately blushed before replying scathingly, "Shut up. I exercise enough to work it off…And don't call Katase and me by our names. You don't have the right perverts." Even if she didn't particularly care for their opinions, no girl really enjoyed those words.

"I totally agree. Eat all you want," Motohama declared, adjusting his glasses while grinning perversely. He quickly continued, "Your figures have improved over the last few months. B88-W67-H83 for you, Murayama. B81.5-W63-H80.5 for Katase. You two have always been high-tier among the girls in Kuoh, but over the past few months you've risen even higher. If only the Kendo Club locker room wasn't so devoid of peep holes (because of Naruto), we'd be able to appreciate the improvement all the more."

Ah, strike three. Time to get the fuck out of dodge you idiots. He thought.

Both Murayama and Katase had lowered their heads, shadows covering their eyes. Murayama whispered in a voice filled with a promise of pain, "You…"

Issei apparently figured out was about to happen, and started moving away.

"Filthy perverts!" Katase finished for Murayama.

The two quickly started chasing the three, clearly intent on causing them pain. Naruto just sighed before shaking his head in amusement. Well, he gave them the chance. They took that chance and wasted their three strikes. Batter out.

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"Really, those three," Murayama grumbled as she took another bite of a pastry.

The three were walking through one of the school buildings. Katase and Murayama had chased after the three perverts for a while, even caught up to them at one point. They then returned to Naruto after a quick beating. The three had quickly set off to a school building afterwards. With club activities now over, there was nothing more to do besides go home. They needed to pick up their bags first though.

"No need to get so mad," Naruto told her calmly. Grinning at her teasingly, "They are right about you eating more now."

"And whose fault is it that we've needed to eat more?" Murayama immediately asked back.

Naruto chuckled to himself at her question. Naruto managed to convince the entire Kendo Club to start doing more physical conditioning, as well as motivated them to work harder during their practices. The skill and physical capabilities of the entire club have greatly improved as a result.

Murayama and Katase have got it even worse, being in a relationship with him. Naruto was a very active guy since he had so much energy. He managed to convince both of them to go on a morning run with him everyday, and many of their dates involved hiking or playing soccer in the park. So the two had been forced to greatly increase the amount of food they ate.

"Not like it matters," Murayama claimed before finishing off the pastry. She then lifted up her breasts with her hands. Jiggling them, much to Naruto's appreciation, she commented, "Any extra weight has gone right to these girls. I'm going to have to buy larger bras soon. My current ones are getting a bit small, and I just bought them a few months ago."

"I know, right," Katase replied before adding as she lifted her own breasts, "Mine have gotten larger too. My waist is thinner too."

Motohama hadn't been wrong earlier when he said their figures have improved over the last few months. They had always been above average in that department. Staying fit through physical exercise had given both of them athletic forms that Naruto found to be very pleasing.

Those figures have only blossomed further from the change Naruto provided to their daily lives. Exercising more and eating more had seemingly allowed their bodies to fill out more to create even more of an hourglass figure.

A thought which caused Naruto to smile. While he was capable of appreciating any body type, their increased proportions were very welcome in his mind.

Naruto took a moment to appreciate their figures. The taller Murayama was the one particularly gifted in the chest department. By now she was one of the bustiest girls in Kuoh. Not that Katase wasn't gifted in that department. Her breasts were large too, but her real strength was in her ass and legs. He couldn't help but grin that these two were his.

His distracted thoughts caused a problem as the trio rounded a corner. Naruto felt himself walk into someone. The feminine grunt and large amount of cushioning Naruto felt from the person's chest showed it was a female…A busty one.

Immediately Naruto leaned down and held out his hand for the person while saying, "Sorry, I was distracted."

"It's okay. It was my fault as well," the girl said as she took his hand, using his help to stand up.

It was easy for Naruto to recognize the person. Everyone in the school knew who she was. Rias Gremory. Her family was rumored to be based out of Northern Europe. She was also supposed to be in a club or something.

Of course none of that was the reason she was so idolized. No, that honor belonged to her appearance. Rias was ridiculously beautiful. The feature that stood out most to Naruto was her long, crimson hair that went down to the back of her thighs. Her eyes were a mesmerizing blue color with a slight tinge of green. Flawless, creamy skin combined with perfectly balanced facial features to give her a face that was almost too perfect. Standing at 5 foot 8 inches, she was taller than the average Japanese girl. Her figure was fantastic. Her bust easily surpassed Murayama's in size. It wasn't just her breasts either. Her waist was incredibly slim, her hips were very well rounded, and her legs long and toned. All together she was stunning. She was referred to as one of 'Kuoh Academy's Two Great Ladies'.

She wasn't alone either. A chuckle drew Naruto's attention to a person standing next to Rias. Naruto recognized her just as easily as he had Rias. Himejima Akeno. The second of 'Kuoh Academy's Two Great Ladies'.

Like Rias, Akeno was stunning to a degree that was almost inhuman. Where Rias had the 'foreign princess' look, Akeno was the traditional Japanese beauty, a 'Yamato Nadeshiko'. She had long black hair that was done up into a high ponytail, tied with an orange ribbon. Her hair was so long the ponytail nearly fell to the floor. Her eyes were purple, and her blemish free skin was slightly paler than Rias'. She was two inches shorter than Rias, 5 foot 6 inches, which was still on the taller side for Japanese females. Possibly Akeno's main characteristic were her breasts. Despite being shorter they were even larger than Rias', both volume-wise and in proportion to her body. Otherwise she was similar to Rias in having a small waist, rounded hips, and long legs.

Naruto looked at Rias and said, "Once again, I'm sorry for knocking into you, Gremory-san."

Naruto tried to circle around them to leave, but was cut off when Rias commented, "Gremory-san? Every rumor I've heard about you, Uzumaki Naruto, indicates you almost always use a person's given name. Is something wrong with my name?"

Naruto looked at her guardedly as he inwardly swore a little.

He automatically explained in his best breezy voice, "I am rather forward, but I try to not be impolite. We've not spoken two words to each other before. It is only natural I call you Gremory-san." He hoped that would appease them

"Nonsense. I do not mind. You can call me Rias," she quickly stated. Before he could respond, she looked at Katase and Murayama and continued, "You two are Ueda Murayama and Shimizu Katase, correct?"

"Hai/Y-yes," Murayama and Katase spoke respectively. Both were anxious, as they too were not immune to idolizing the girls in front of them.

"You two can call me Rias as well. I know we haven't spoken before, but I'd like it if we could become friends in the future," Rias claimed with a friendly smile.

They both agreed right away. They never dreamed that could happen.

Lifting her hand to her mouth as she chuckled, Akeno finally spoke up by saying, "This is such a nice scene I simply can't stay out. You three can of course call me Akeno."

"Hai, Akeno-oneesama."

"Thank you, Akeno-oneesama."

Both Rias and Akeno then turned to Naruto. While Rias looked innocently friendly, Naruto clearly saw amusement in Akeno's eyes. Grabbing Murayama and Katase's hands, he pulled them away as he said, "Thank you, Rias-senpai. Akeno-senpai. Sorry we can't chat, but we need to get going."

After they went down the hallway and turned a corner, Murayama and Katase forcefully came to a stop. Pulling their hands free, both squealed. Murayama quickly declared, "Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God! Did that really just happen?"

"I think so," Katase returned. "I can't believe that just happened."

"Those two talked to us. They gave us permission to call them by their names. They even talked about becoming friends in the future," Murayama raved gleefully. Leaning against a wall, she added with a dopey mile, "Best Day…Ever!"

"I know," Katase said with a blissful smile.

Naruto just watched their elated ranting's with a deadpan. Raising a hand to massage the bridge of his nose, he grunted out, "I still don't get why you two and everyone else worship those two so much. Yeah, they're almost inhumanly beautiful…and busty, but there is more to life than appearances."

"You just don't get it, Naruto-kun. They're perfect. Smart. Elegant. Nice," Murayama claimed.

"I'm not sure if they can be called nice. They're polite, but certainly not friendly. They barely talk to anyone," Naruto pointed out. Naruto tried so hard to make friends that it never sat right with him how a number of incredibly popular students clearly chose to isolate themselves. It was fishy. And a little unfair. He never understood why some people just isolated themselves like Sasuke. Although he knew Sasuke had a rather legit reason, it was still stupid.

"They surely have reasons. They take their club seriously, and they are still polite about it. Plus, just a few words from those two is enough to make anyone's day," Katase explained, holding her palms to her cheeks as she blushed just from thinking about the two.

Still not agreeing with them, Naruto couldn't help but chuckle seeing how much they idolized those two. He finally joked, "Do I need to worry about those two? You two aren't going to try and get them to join the relationship, are you?"

Naruto meant it as a joke, but Katase quickly exclaimed, "We wish."

"We wouldn't dare approach them in such a way. How amazing would that be though? It's like a dream," Murayama added. She blushed as her eyes glazed over. She then turned to Naruto and announced in a dead serious voice, "I'm serious, Naruto-kun. If you could seduce either one of those two, we would do anything you wanted in bed for the rest of our lives."

Katase nodded as she stated, "They wouldn't even need to do stuff with us. We aren't sure if they like girls, but just the opportunity to talk to them and get close to them would be worth anything."

"Okay, now you two are worrying me. This is going from simple admiration to hero worship," Naruto remarked in an unnerved tone. He quickly added, "I'm not seducing anyone."

"Poo. Shouldn't you be jumping on this, Naruto-kun? This is a dream for guys. You'd have a harem if you managed to seduce one of them. Three girls. Where is your male libido that requires you to stick your tool in as many girls as possible?" Murayama argued.

Katase agreed. The two girls would not mind at all if Naruto had just out of nowhere brought the two Onee-samas into the relationship.

Naruto just stared at his two girlfriends with a deadpan stare. Finally he just turned around and started walking away as he called back, "Let's just get our stuff and leave."

It wasn't exactly a totally unappealing idea for.

He was a guy, so a part of him was salivating at the idea of dating so many hot babes. He was a bit put off by the weirdness of the situation though. It took him a while to accept the idea of dating two girls at once. To then have those girls suggest he get another just made the whole situation odder. Naruto had been denied a normal life from the moment the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi in him. So while this was unexpected, it wasn't impossible for him to swallow.

He just wasn't too thrilled with their candidates. Yeah, Rias and Akeno were amazingly attractive, but he cared about more than just attractiveness.

And yeah, he really meant that. After all, Sakura was pretty, but not that pretty.

It also wasn't just because he didn't trust those two. He didn't even know them. If another person ended up joining in on their relationship then he wanted it to be someone all three of them knew and liked.

Not that Naruto believed he could have managed to seduce either of them anyway. Not only did the two clearly isolate themselves from other people, but very few would be willing to join a relationship like theirs. Jiraiya had also felt it necessary to explain that to Naruto. Murayama and Katase were the first girls, so they had the time to adjust to the idea of it all. Any new additions would have a far more difficult time adjusting to the idea. It was like getting in a pool. Murayama and Katase had the time to slowly submerge themselves in the water. Any new girls would basically be jumping straight in. It would take a very special girl to accept being a part of what looked to be a harem of Naruto's, even if it technically wasn't a harem situation.

Naruto decided this wasn't worth spending a headache on so he stopped thinking about it.

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While that unusual conversation had been occurring, another important conversation had been going on.

"Was it really necessary for you to let me walk into him?" An annoyed Rias asked of her queen.

The meeting between Naruto and the Two Great Ladies was not as unplanned as it had appeared. Rias had actually been meaning to talk to him to some degree. The accidental collision was actually genuine. Naruto had so much power, and it was so uncontrolled, that it simply hid him.

Of her entire peerage, only Akeno was skilled enough in energy sensing the blonde at all. So while Rias had known Naruto was in the building, and was even looking for him, she had no way of knowing he was coming around the corner. Akeno probably did though.

Akeno giggled before claiming, "An accident like that made it less suspect. If you just walked up to him and started talking to him, it would have been suspicious. It was a good thing I did too. He was quite wary of us."

"Yes, he was very guarded," Rias agreed with a sigh. She quickly added, "Those two were very easy to talk to. I think our only shot to reach Naruto is to go through them."

"Ufufufu. How devious of you, Buchou," Akeno commented after giggling.

"I don't like thinking like that," Rias claimed with a frown. She honestly hated manipulating people. "But with what happened to Issei last night, Naruto Uzumaki is my last option. I need him to join my peerage."

Rias had come to the human world along with her friend/rival Sona to build her peerage. If only it was that easy. After starting Kuoh, Rias had started scouting the city for potential servants. Sona had done something different, and instead focused on investigating the students of Kuoh. Apparently Sona had suspected there wouldn't any battle worthy servants in the city like Rias had believed.

After several months the disappointed and disgruntled Rias had been forced to concede the lack of potential servants in the city. She turned her gaze towards Kuoh, only to find that Sona had both identified and recruited all the best prospects. Rias to this day still considered that her worst defeat at the hands of her rival, and her pride still stung to recall it.

With her options running out, Rias had been forced to look through the students for someone Sona had missed. After months and months of diligent effort, someone appeared.

Hyoudou Issei. Rias eventually started suspecting that he had a sacred gear. The reason Sona missed him and Rias couldn't be sure was due to his pathetically low power level. If he did have a sacred gear, there was no guarantee it was even combat ready. Overall Rias simply hadn't had enough information to reincarnate Issei.

The arrival of fallen angels on the scene had presented an opportunity. It was well known Azazel, the leader of the fallen angels, studied sacred gears. Thus the Grigori had access to advance sacred gear scanning systems. So when a fallen angel in disguise asked Issei out on a date, Rias had decided to make use of the situation. By observing the behavior of the fallen angel, Rias had been sure she could find out if Issei had a sacred gear. And if he did, whether it was a battle worthy one.

There had been no downsides. If the fallen angel left Issei alone, then Rias would know for certain that he either lacked a sacred gear or it was a useless one. If the fallen angel killed him, due to having a powerful sacred gear, Rias could just revive him. If the fallen angel tried to take Issei to the Grigori, once again due to having a powerful sacred gear, she would interfere and take him herself. She'd felt so clever, using the moves of her opponent's to her own gain.

No plan was ever perfect, as she once more made a mistake. Rias had spied on the date, and became certain Issei had a sacred gear from the behavior of the fallen angel. When the end of the date came, the fallen angel had put Issei to sleep with a spell. Rias had been prepared to interfere if the fallen angel tried to kidnap him, but had been surprised when the fallen angel instead unrolled some sort of paper. Pressing the paper to Issei's chest, Rias had watched in horror as the paper glowed and pulled out a red gauntlet of some kind. The fallen angel had removed Issei's sacred gear. Rias had jumped out to try and interfere, but the fallen angel had only smirked at her smugly before teleporting away.

Rias even recognized the sacred gear from her studies when trying to discover Issei's gear. The Boosted Gear, one of the Thirteen Longinus. Rias had spent the entire night lamenting her failed opportunity to gain a Longinus wielder as a peerage member.

At least there was a small bright side. Issei had survived the extraction, despite the removal of a sacred gear supposedly killing the victim. They had just dropped him off in his home, and he didn't remember a thing today.

She was happy he at least survived because otherwise she would have wasted a pawn on him. Not to be mean, but without his sacred gear Issei wasn't even worth a single pawn piece. Average physical abilities, below average intelligence, no useful skills, and the lowest magical potential Rias had ever seen. As a Longinus user, Issei would have been priceless even with his shortcomings. Without his Longinus, Issei was near useless.

Sighing, Rias commented, "Getting Naruto to join us won't be an easy task. He is clearly wary of us. I don't believe he is aware of our status as devils, but he clearly knows we aren't normal."

"So what are you going to do, Rias?" Akeno asked seriously.

"I can't waste time. Tomorrow I'll ask Yuuto to bring him to the clubroom. Along with those other two. Right now I feel those two are my best bet to recruiting Naruto. Plus, their potential has improved quite a bit over the past few months. They'll actually be useful as pawns," Rias explained.

"Ufufufu. You seem unusually proactive, Buchou," Akeno remarked with a chuckle.

Rias frowned as she replied grimly, "I have to be. I don't have time to fool around anymore." With that she left.

Akeno stood alone for a few seconds as her smile dropped and she shook her head. Her king would not have this problem if she did not simply have such high expectations and actually acted. The red head was spoiled by the fact that most of her peerage was very valuable since the start and that she didn't have to work for it like Sona or the others.