I...LIIIIVE. MAKE HASTE AND WREAK HAVOC ON THE INTERNET, FOR I HAVE RETURNED. MUAHAHAHA. THE AUTHOR'S NOTES WILL BE AT THE BOTTOM.

CHAPTER ONE: GHOSTLY LIGHTS

Ten years. It's been a lifetime to me. Then again, I've never truly had a life. I was never born, and I'll never die. I was conceived -for lack of a better word- when the weakling of a son of that bumbling idiot Jack Fenton made the most painful mistake of his life. He activated the Fenton Ghost Portal. Along with searing, blistering, agonizing pain and a deafening roar, there was a blinding light.

I stood in disgust. I wasn't Danny Fenton anymore, I wasn't even Danny Phantom anymore. I was a ghost. Headache building, I felt a shiver down my spine. It began tingling, a tickle that I couldn't get rid of. Taking my mind off of it, I looked over the barren landscape and saw a wasteland. No ecosystems, no animals, no humans. Human. Huh, it's such an alien word to me now. When I was last human -

The lights consumed me. Shades of green and blue danced across my skin, sending goosebumps down my neck. My hair stood on end. You know how in the movies, whenever some inmate was sent to the electric chair, they laughed and spewed profanities at the executioner? I can tell you firsthand it's not realistic. The lights shuttered and started dying down, but grew twice as strong. When someone is actually getting electrocuted, they'd be lucky to get out a garbled yell. In my case, it was a silent plea for help.

No! Stop, stop thinking. The sky grew dark as dusk approached. I screwed my eyes shut and flew blindly towards the sun. I hadn't the slightest idea what continent I was in, let alone the town I was near. Amity Park. They hated me. I used to protect them, even when they placed a bounty on me; when they hated me. Now I caused terror. I was the thing that went bump in the night, I was the new boogeyman.

An eerie green glow appeared on my right side. I looked towards it, and saw a new realm to discover. Purple doors hung weightlessly in green space. Looking back, I saw Sam and Tucker, my closest friends. Somehow I saw both at the same time. Growing nauseated, I fell to the floor, Sam and Tucker pulling me out.

"ENOUGH."

If this town, the last town in the world, was all that was left of Danny Phantom, then it must be destroyed. I must get rid of the last remnant of humankind. And now, I finally have a chance to use the new power I have. A ghostly wail, of sorts.

I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY. I'M COMING BACK HOME. EVERYTHING IS REVAMPED. EXPECT UPDATES.